/brit/

ask /diy/ or some shit retard

sucking a golf ball

I'm politically engaged but not politically aligned

No, they are all american centric.

she wants a man with severe schizophrenia

So lads

Just want to shag this girl but she’s not pretty enough to be seen in public with

How do I shag her without taking her on dates?

Thinking about nail guns and what brand of nail gun is the best

Where is mine Gillingham niggas at?

sue

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been there. we order food at her place, watch a movie, shag and then i go back to my place

'

she wants a man who makes security guards in the one obscure lidl he didn't know existed due to being banned from all the others shit their pants and run away in terror

this french lad is a total chad fucking hell

HOWLING

All fun and games until people start going on mass shooting holidays to the US for a laugh.

right tell us the story now im intrigued

very good advice

this except it's a lad and i don't want people to think i'm a bender

she wants a man whose pornhub homepage is filled with suggestions for stepsister videos

She wants a man who only ever watches cumshot compilations and can be finished in 85 seconds

>not blacked

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@ 2:30 lads

youtu.be/4c5wGJAWMyk

pussy

Have never watched an episode of Geordie shore or only want is Essex or any of those things and I am proud of that.

she wants a man who is out of her league and she gets it due to the collapse of western civilisation

she wants a vile terrorist thug from the building site next to my rented flat 2, 42 amersham hill, high wycombe, buckinghamshire, england, hp13 6pq

No neither have I and haven’t ever seen Love Island just don’t get them

>be me in the crisps aisle acting the big hard man
>security guard tells me to stop acting the big hard man
>inform him its not an act
>he shits his pants and runs away in terror

I'm the man 2bh

Are you going to help me decide on which nail gun to buy or not?

midge

which one are you mate

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she wants a man that's not me :(

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fuck up mboko you freak

Any leftypol refugees in?

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lost my 8ch board lads

true

Yellow polo my nigga

I am...by telling you to ask /diy/

...

she wants an apolitical man whos only interest is football

Not good enough, very disappointed, now don't know what nail gun to buy.

Up yours pansy

She wants a man thats me and won’t leave me alone 0.o

Jow Forums needs to be next for the chopping board 2bh

*slams the fridge door*
I was saving that for dessert, emmett you fat cunt

Is that the guy in the picture that's always posted here?

Yank reality

She wants a man of low social standing, meddling intelligence and short, squat stature (Emmett Patrick Garcin)

Yeah but they broke up :(

Never put anything up mine and i dont intend to, but thanks for the offer

Ridiculous arse

That's Sam Gowland.

>whos
The State of British Education

All this talk of nailguns and you might just find a nail halfway up your colon buck... watch yourself

You wouldn’t dare do this in my house lil boi

>put something on ebay
>within hours of auction starting
>can you ship to Estonia?

Not getting scammed today.

She wants a virile Mediterranean sicilian man (Charlie malaponte)

>my house
You have a mini fridge in your parents basement?

ooooo did the man forget an apostrophe?
get over yourself you eucalyptus chewing fuck

Ye u are

Lol you can try sweetie pie
exterior of kevlar, interior of piss n vinegar

Rorke has never met a leftypol ultra

UP THE RAMS

You're not a bad yank

fight me you chubby autist

you owe me six bucks chubby

He’s said take off the jacket

M A N S N O T H O T

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I keep getting dragged back to the last thread in an unholy loop

The home I rent doesn’t have a basement

met one last night mate took me a good while to get all his blood off my shoes

>Put something on eBay for cheap because don't care
>Listing is removed for possible scam and selling restricted

What did they mean by this? I tried selling a phone I didn't need and just put buy it now so it would sell quickly because I couldn't be arsed waiting about and they removed it

Me lumbago has gone

ILL
TAKE
CARE
OF
YOU

IF
YOU
ASK
ME
TO

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right
Putting a padlock on the fridge can tell emmett can’t control himself and it’s just best for everyone in the household

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rorke sticking his penis in the overflow hole of his sink

2 + 2 is four minus one that’s three quick maths

saw him in person once, he came to my uni

Definitely not lmao
whinge on virgin

Go away gay boy

suckle my foreskin cletus

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how’s that girl lad?

loool

probably the most fascinating youtube rabbit-hole I went down was one with videos of people found living in filthy conditions in their houses. they weren't even necessarily 'hoarders' who kept tonnes of random stuff around their gaffs, but rather people who just literally never cleaned up and their house was full of spoiled food and discarded trash and bugs and rats roaming around everywhere

#
Why would you care about delineating sex and gender if you didn’t care about trannies? Obviously this is about trannies.
>you finally see the distinction between sex and gender.
I still don’t really see “gender” as being anything really. Feminine just describes personality traits that correlate with being a woman (having a vagina). Likewise “acting black” describes personality traits that correlate with being black. White people that act black are still white, men who act like women are still men

Simple
Fookin
As

isn’t that where you keep your joeys?

youtube.com/watch?v=GfWwlDgBA78
having a watch