/smg/ - Stock Market General

Crack, Quakenet was better edition

IRC channel:
pastebin.com/aV9SkdX0
#/smg/ @ irc.rizon.net

Popular brokers for stock trading:

TastyWorks
>Super cheap options commission
tastyworks.com

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
degiro.eu

Instant news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/16386731
youtube.com/watch?v=AFyeg6aANcc
altimmune.com/news-releases/news-release-details/altimmune-announces-additional-positive-data-its-phase-2a-study
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Last chance to short user is on the upcoming new moon. 1broker for crypto heads that wanna short this shit id free

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The IRC should be at the bottom, not the top.
It's the least important thing in the OP

fucking this
put the books and options on top those are way more fucking important
also SELL AMD

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well somebody else can fix it death comes for me
there's a fuckton of links desu senpai, somebody who is not me should bundle some of this shit into a pastebin or google doc to save space
agreed that books and options are the premo shit and should go on top

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>well somebody else can fix it taxes comes for me
fix'd
there is no death in Jow Forums there are only eternal taxes

first for crash

First for my shitty survey/poll

>48 votes
strawpoll.me/16386731
>strawpoll.me/16386731
strawpoll.me/16386731
>strawpoll.me/16386731
strawpoll.me/16386731

>Less than 1k: 13
>1k to 5k: 13
>5k to 10k: 6
>10k to 25k: 5
>25k to 50k: 5
>50k to 100k: 1
>Over 100k: 5

>Over half of /smg/ is using less than 5k of capital
>A little under a quarter (23%) is using 25k or more of capital
>1 in 10 shitposters on /smg/ are using over 100k of capital

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We will soon see what the market plays next turn.

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Futures up
Metals Down

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Futures couldn't exist without metals, son.

buy oil
and silver

What's Microsoft looking like for you bros?

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*crack*
*snap*
yup, this is going in my boomer collection.

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Shit company that sells shitty software for shitty users. And HoloLens.

How to invest as europoor

Late response to these anons in the other SMG
Its not a risk when starting at the bottom. Theres this cool quote I read somewhere about only the very rich or very poor being able to take risks. The very poor have nothing to lose while the very rich have a lot to lose so dont fear much loss. My family made around 14k a year and now me and my mom, dad out of the picture, found a factory job and work 80 hour work weeks and we doubled our yearly income in 3 months. And I'm putting the majority of my paychecks into stocks.

Now is a good time to buy EA

ETERNAL BULL

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USD/zar mooning

Green day confirmed, you can (not) redo

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gotta need some USD to buy the US markets senpai

Alos, I am thinking going long Taiwan might be a good idea because the island chinks want to piss off China some more

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AAPL will dip soon, I'm just about sure. That flaming piece of shit is probably profitable after the dip.

Any thoughts on $BUD?
I wanna get in at the bottom.

>AAPL
>piece of shit
Didn't Warren Buffett just buy a fuck ton of shares of AAPL?

>probably profitable after the dip.
Their EPS is already positive and I don't know if they've been unprofitable anytime within the last 15 or even 20 years

this is an interesting idea
taiwan is actually in a unique position over in SEA as its the only place that china wont recognize/even talk to. this could make them an unlikely powerhouse in the event of a chinese collapse. they DO have a decent amount of manufacturing

What kind of shit gets an emerging market bogged ?
- Huge external debts labeled in USD
- Negative trade balance
- Pissing off Emperor Trump

I haven't looked into Taiwan's macro data shit but I know at least they are sucking Emperor Trump's dick. So at least they won't get bullied purposefully by the USA

Another interesting EM to look at is Thailand. It seems their macro data are quite good (because the ladyboys learned their lessons during the 1997 crisis)

donnys actually the first pres to recognize taiwan officially in decades, and im fairly certain he did it to bitchslap china. but like i said, they really do have manufacturing, and export a lot to us already. if tariff talks go south on chinese front, i could definitely see taiwan stepping up to the plate

I know Taiwan is like a mini-Japan and they like exporting shit - in fact, they have no choice but to export if they don't want to be nigger-tier

But you gotta do your DD and look at the actual macro data

yea i really dont know enough about em desu

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Thinking about going all in GALT or GERN. Maybe CNAT and TRXC too. Big week for them. Anyone else?

>shorted facebook
what am I in for lads

i hodl
porsche
activision blizzard
nvidia
north america ETF
european ETF

gonna make it boys

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Our portfolios are almost the same. Here's to making it

Going all in on biomemes is never a good idea. But may be worth taking a position though if they look good in premarket.

>literally buying at ATH just before a mass market crash

someones gotta do it

Scrub question here, how much should I put in my Degiro account on opening?

We have seen some BIG paper sellers coming in.
youtube.com/watch?v=AFyeg6aANcc

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So Brazil ETF options, easy money after that museum fire?
Or am I already too late, since they will jump at open?

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pride before the fall
futures falling
like lucifer

Checked.

ok expert what should grandpa buy instead?

let me guess
>some nigerian lithium shitshow

>occult reading for week has 7 swords
>left uninterpreted, assumed ominous
fucking checked

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>mfw you get left behind during a 2 year bullrun

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buy it
trust me

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Ahhhhhhhhh futuresssssss

What stocks are you shorting then you dumb faggot?
What difference does it make if the market goes through a correction most of us are young and presumably in it for the long wrong. Good luck trying to beat time in the market with timing the market. Historical performance has shown time and time again this isn't possible, index funds almost always outperform managed funds.

did you catch the pump this morning?

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In it for the long run*

>Historical performance has shown time and time again this isn't possible, index funds almost always outperform managed funds.
and randomly picked portfolios almost always outperform indexes too (yay random walk!)

indexes are not hard to beat

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Yes ! Really conflicted if should sell for GPRO thi

All of my stocks are going to be worth lots in 20 years, right?

SHORT NKE

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>What stocks are you shorting then you dumb faggot?
not him, but dudeweed

depending on the stocks of course, index funds?
yes.
some nigerian automotive stocks? not that sure.

That's on a completely different tangent to the point of the argument retard. The argument is about not buying anything because someone thinks the market will crash. Someone ALWAYS thinks the market will crash, and you are deluded if you think you can accurately time it. Historically speaking if you have a long enough time frame you're better off as soon as you get into the market and stay in it.

if you have more in cold storage then go for it
otherwise its iffy

depends on the stocks

na, long that shit
fuck the police
even if the blm thing has kinda gotten away from the original protest

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Positive $ALT news this morning.

Wonder if it will affect the price at all.

altimmune.com/news-releases/news-release-details/altimmune-announces-additional-positive-data-its-phase-2a-study

I'm a brainlet who's been reading up on the stock market for about a week. Tell me how my current plan sounds. Long investment into an S&P 500 ETF to build capital, then once I'm 50 buying blue chip dividend stocks for a modest pension.

I can't believe what Nike is doing. Did they not hear how much the kneeling crisis cost NFL owners last year? Are they fucking retarded or something?

based

they want to short their shit, like papa john

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Only niggers and wiggers buy Nike shoes. This can literally only improve their profitability. The rednecks that don't like it don't buy Nike shoes or invest in Nike stock, so they have literally no influence over what happens.

checked
looks like enough to kill several hundred people

Who ever thought it was a good idea to begin with and who ever approved the endorsement should lose their fucking jobs.

That's very short sighted of you, Go ahead and long Nike if you think this is only going to be great for the company and make them more money. I wouldn't be surprised if this impacts holiday sales and we see a huge fucking miss when Q4 earnings come out next year. That's the play to make right there.

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Anyone else wish leftists would just fucking all die at once?

NKE looks like it's ready for a correction either way

New phone is supposed to something something

>the two shittiest tripfags say nike is going to fail
I wasn't even going to long it, but now I am.

I bought an ath :-/

post pics

Short lefty envirofags! Buy $NAK! Get in the ground floor on a mine that has 1.9% of all the gold that has ever been mined throughout the history of humanity. The EPA under Obama has literally held an illegal veto on the Pebble Mine project. Shares are currently $0.60. Why the fuck wouldn't you toss a few thousand shares in your portfolio and let it sit? This is your ticket to the escaping the rat race, but you MUST be patient.

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It's a learning experience. Don't do it again.

Did you buy last night?

I didn't learn from it yet, it's still sitting at ath

I MISSED THE CRON DIP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yea last chunk (0.01) was for 7,294

idk if selling for $1 gain is worth it because of RH fees, so i may just hold


it depends on if i need cash for stocks later today or not
but my new average is now over 7k, so its iffy

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Is there anything sadder than a right wing chimp out? Looks like I'm buying in boys

RH is very frustrating because of their BTC lag it's so hard for buy from them

Heckies!

BULL RUN BOYS CALL THE MATADORS!

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yea i feel like its dumb to do anything besides long on it

but then ill see a stock that i need money for, so ill end up selling a bit so that i dont need to touch my bank account

also hooray! only 10 more minutes until i buy $9 worth of brazilian puts

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>Why the fuck wouldn't you toss a few thousand shares in your portfolio and let it sit?

because this thing doesn´t get mined and it seems like it won´t be mined soon.

>F on premarket
Based

Sold at 9.5 for a sweet $600 , would have been 1800 if I waited

>NAK

yikes, people still trying to sell their bags two years later?

next youll tell me VHC is an absolute bargain

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False. Soccer moms who go jogging and city/school athletics that use nije uniforms are a good portion of their market that will get rekt. Niggers already spend what spare gibs they have on nike, they arent going to buy 4 pairs of jordans now over politics. The soccer moms and conservative dads will raise high hell however. Absolutely retarded move.

Do you guys need to declare/do some tax stuff? I want to open interactive brokers but its asking for my tax number and i dont my tax shit

just report it, or SEC will rape you for 40 years minimum in prison

you dont fuck with the IRS, dont even try it

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Silver LOL

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Frig off Randy!

Plan 4 2 day!
Same plan as last week basically
Hopefully me not get played this time ;_;

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Bullish Bias
Green Day

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Fuck I can hear the bell in my head already!

opening up w th dollar up 0.6% on the day already

Aaaaand GAMETIME !!!

more like gainstime amIrite?

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