/asean/

is this /flip/ board

/tagalog/

Not really, one spammer drove away almost all the Filipino posters.

Soleram soleram
Soleram anak jang manis
Kalaoe manis djanganlah ditjium sajang
Kalaoe ditjium merahlah pipinja

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Why are they so many flip posters? might as well rename this general into fipiino thread

Filipino posters are really rare now though. Probably only four or five of us are regulars, not including the spammer.

dingin gan

same
t. bekasifag

>be jaw*k
>literally get BLACKED out

I decided to help fund a girl's education (related to her but very very far) because she's very responsible, hardworking and smart just incredibly poor. I kinda pitied her so I decided to let her live in our family home and my Mom liked that very much.

Kinda sad if you think about it. She doesn't even have money to buy lunch.

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You fucking?
I had a teenage maid way back when, lost my virginity to her shit was so cash.

No, I don't look at her like that. It'll be very awkward if so.
Anyways, I suck with women, as all of you guys already know.

VERA FILES FACT CHECK: President Rodrigo Duterte in some speeches says he is poor, while in others says he is rich. Watch this video to see Duterte’s flip-flops on his wealth.

>verafiles.org/articles/vera-files-fact-check-his-own-words-duterte-sometimes-poor-s

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katulog

Try to make moves on her, you miss every shot you dont take. Brush your cock against her when you walk past each other, make somewhat sexual jokes or wear boxers around the house.

Trust me I'm a chad.

I didn't know you were rich Michlan.

I wasn't born rich. I don't consider myself rich, but these days I am doing decent enough.

That would be awkward.

Ano bang problema mo bakit paulit ulit ka?

Have you gotten a law-related job yet?

Pengen pakantot

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Is this why our Dictator is going to visit china again for the 5th? time.
thats alot of visit tho in the past 3 years

We are all samefags and replying to ourselves hahahhaha.

Did you just fucking reply to yourself? Again? You really need to seek professional medical help if this sort of thing gives you pleasure.

Anong gagawin mo pag namatay si Duts? Magbibigti ka ba? Iiyak ka ba?

Morning : pinoy hours
Night : indon hours

Some of us have Job, though.

I'm multitasking tho. Shitposting while working in the office

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murder the fucking white race, do it now.

I'm telling your boss nih.

That's my dad. Been enslaving me to work since i was in middle school so do tell, In turn i'm making one of his daughters as my lover. God bless working in non-government sector

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They opened more branches?

Also:
>Delicious Fried Chicken
>not Kotori Fried Chicken

Dunno. Just collecting funny indon food stall's billboard

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Yikes!

Wew you lucky bastard.

>Your boss is your dad
>making one of his daughters as my lover

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>He don't follow Surabayan Siscon storyarch

That's kinda disgusting to be honest.

>enabling degenerate behavior

When i got boner i became honest.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Real men gotta get the girl they want Mkl

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Are most seasians muslims?

Yes.

This is the kind of response i expected from anonymous board honestly without any repercussion on my daily life since no one Irl willing to listen my problem with her without telling me to off myself.

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Why are you attracted to your sister? This is a serious question, actually.

Most as in the countries or sheer numbers of people? Only three countries have muslims majority population, but one of them is the 4th biggest population in the world.

Did you guys ever have a religion of your own?

Sheer numbers

That's a yes, then. About 42% according to uncle google.

Yes, anitoism (a form of animism). It never really went away, it kind of just merged with Christianity when the Spaniards came (i.e. syncretism), so it has been argued that the religiosity and veneration of saints here (with the fiestas and all) was influenced by pre-Hispanic religion (with religious images replacing the anitos).

Oh its similar to.what happened in mexico. (my parents country)

Can't believe it our Madman finally fucking did it!!! Congratulations dude, I wish nothing but happiness and joy for you two. If you don't mind tell us about your wedding day with her too, I'll take a fucking garuda flight to sby at the very same moment.

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Is this a famous song in Indon? I saw this in my recommendations feed.
youtube.com/watch?v=OqsM5kQYjTc

Dont mistake me as that pedo, I'm not attracted to little girl since i have a youngest sister as well. I used to be so close to this sister of mine and an incident happened which put her into a coma for a week which because of me, Filled with guilt i've distanced myself from her for a few years until shes in highschool and just make up with her few months ago, These years of me distancing my self from her seems like she developed some anxieties like having short temper (she even got into a fight in school just because the boys in her classroom called her amoy) and couldn't express her feeling and what truly she wants properly with words. Sorry for blogposting long story short let just say she turned into a cutie when she started caring of her looks.

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He's the son of a famous boomer musician. youtube.com/watch?v=vPSTvspjQzI

And muslim here categorized into Orthodox muslim, Salafi araboo muslimTraditionalist muslim and muslim by identity

NPAs now get free trips to Hongkong, it's time to joint he true redpill movement.

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Thats Adera son of Ebiet G Ade check his father songs Like Camellia 1,2,and 3, Menjaring matahari, Berita pada kawan and many more. worth it.
I wouldnt be in SBY if those thing happens in the future user. Currently preparing myself for possible outcomes as well. Wish we could meet in the future so i could introduce her properly with you.

>not muslim nusantara

kek

sapi gan

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F

kurus-kurus amat

>Pakan Jerami
Rumput gajah kek atau jagung pantes kurus

Who here a cute boy ? I want a g(b)f

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fuck off

more like
>be sundal
lol

>Caution: Loli sluts in the area
What do?

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>be sundal
>get JAWAKED
>get CHINKED
>get NIPPED
>get DUTCHED
>get POO'D
>get SAKSANG'D
>get RENDANG'D
>get BLACKED
just kill yourselves already into extinction

We all know you snowbunnies belong to superior Indian Men.

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We call this portion of sundal as betawi mutt.

betawi is almost extinct either.
nothing as worthless as sundal men, literally nobody wants them

I want to assassinate Duterte jeez what a fucking c u c k.

...

I want to eat maggi but I just ate 2 packets a few days ago

Instant noodle is not that bad for your health, just watch out your sodium intake though (or if you have risk factor with it)

pengen ngentot gan

Eat Indomie then
problem solved

suostei asean!

anak sokhasabbay te?

Stop killing animals you sunni wart

Do you guys really have white elephants?

Stay away from tagalogs

Just watch out for Visayan and Iloccanus
they might infect you.

Lampu lalu lintas di Surabaya udah pake Solar cell jadi listrik mati pun tak membahayakan lalu lintas, kenapa Ibukota dengan kepadatan lalu lintas 2 x dari Sby dan dengan anggaran segede gaban malah ga ada contingency plan nya, Anggaran dikemanain coba?

>A fucking tree knocked out half of Javanese electrical grid
L M A O
Feels nice to live in the BETTER half of the Java Island

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I'll miss you, asean.

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That's a revenge for polluting the island with shitty air quality.

How about +nel?

It's 4+Jow Forums that is getting cloudflare terminated you dork. and it just mean that it's more susceptible to DOS attack