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Kek...

What about a bitcoin atm business ?

If you open a coffee shop you’re just paying $70k to buy yourself 2-3 low paying jobs at once with a big debt to repay. Look for scalable businesses you can start for cheap online for a few thousand bucks or less, possibly without debt.

Buy tons of gpu mining rig, tell them that u want to make a cloud computioning render graphic services, etc. Srsly ive recieved non refundable loan from gvrt in my country to do so. Now i have enterper. Training and then i get money and.gonna buy 10x2070 lol
With 10-15 grands buy PV panels + battery for free electricity and mine eth/other shitcoins for free.

That's an interesting idea. Though about buy wighets and reselling them.

Kek... more crypto... I get it, that's all you guys know. I guess I should post on some shit Reddit form for boomers.

This OP. But make it XLM.

What else boomer? Do you want to buy the complacency of the housing bubble? The top of the stock market? Overpriced weed stocks? Gamble on synthetic meats and graphene stocks? We give you an investment that has not shinned very much yet.

Where you live, faggot? Open an auto shop to sell tires, change brakes, and oil near a big city. A business that does well in a recession. Done.

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Hmm your right all those are going to shit soon... maybe silver and guns are my only options.

Some sort of security firm. Use the loan to get your own badge and pay to train up another 3 or 4 lads. Slowly scale it up until your just coordinating them from a comfy office. Pubs, clubs, events, schools etc. I doubt this industry will decline in the coming years. Booming. Literally.

Set up a private REIT, contact other veterans and advertise to veteran associations and groups. Have a fundraising event, raise a few million. Residential, commercial, industrial, farm, whatever type of property you know or understand. take 1-1.5% annual management fee (spread throughout months). Take the $70k loan, thats all you'll need

Hmmm not half bad thanks user.

That's the only sensible answer on this thread. All other bitches talking shit, you are the only one who seems to understand business

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If you open a coffee shop you’re just paying $70k to buy yourself 2-3 low paying jobs at once with a big debt to repay. Look for scalable businesses you can start for cheap online for a few thousand bucks or less, possibly without debt.

Sorry I meant this guy

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Hey 5/DyD92k, I'm a Bitcoin Whale and I invest in businesses all the time.

You seem to know what you're talking about.

Any interest in receiving commission in exchange for leads on good businesses to buy online?

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Yo, mr pretend whale. I will teach you how to use Jow Forums for the mere price of 1 bitcoin so people will stop thinking of you as a faggot. Sounds good? :^)

I created a private REIT a few years ago as a venture. I already run 2 well known businesses in my area (fairly affluent town, commuter town for a big city). I met with a real estate lawyer and incorporated it, consulted some specialists to put together a prospectus (it's residential, aimed at high-income families in the local downtowns of a group of neighboring towns.) Then I send out a private placement memo to all the wealthy people I knew. This was a few years ago, shortly after the crash.

We've done very well. Rents have been rising, property valuation has been through the roof. We are going to vote on going public in Q2 of next year.

Yo. Mr. Cocksucker.

I've been on biz before handing out BTC for business ideas

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I'll offer you the same for some of your mum's pussy juice

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What all that random stuff you posted son?

HAHAHAHAHA. Holy fuck. Please tell me you found some random addresses and just put them here. Mr whale that couldn't even afford to give away even 0.1 btc. Didn't know that 1 btc made you a whale then. Guess I must be some fucking megalodon in that case.

I'd send you that, but I doubt you could afford the shipping. It might be a couple satoshi extra. Do you want to drop from whale to dolphin now, mister rich cuck?

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Yeah right, like I'm going to give away free BTC in the fucking $thousands you cunt.

The only megladon is your mum, fishy and wet and fucking yuge. I guarantee I've got more BTC than you

>I guarantee I've got more BTC than you
Said the retard with tears rolling down his eyes. The only thing you have are some trips, and probably the same amount of money in bitcoin. So fuck off with your begging for ideas pajeet brainlet.

Silver has dropped 2.3%... it's giving my old boomer cock a boner.

Ha ha "probably". So you don't know. Just guessing you pussyole?

Go bring your mother's twat juice into play and I'll send you some free BTC. Just need to wipe your chin, it won't cost you anything

Holy shit it at 2.7 I'm creaming my pants now

DO NOT TAKE OUT A LOAN TO START A BUSINESS. Start a business, learn what you need to do, and learn where more capital would potentially create an opportunity to increase your income a large margin above the interest of the loan. Oh and fuck starting a coffee shop. Restaurant business is literally the worst business you can possibly go into. You will sorely regret it if you just take out a loan for 70k rent a place and try to start a coffee shop. I promise.

Good idea starring business first, then leanring where you need to place money. Thats smart.

>say its for decorating business
>buy some paint brushes and wall paper to reassure them its legit
>put it all in BTC

Also 3% down on slv

we need more people like you