Kids Cuisine Edition
Popular brokers for stock trading:
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Free in depth charts:tradingview.com
Premarket Data:nasdaq.com /extended-trading /premarket-mostactive.aspxmoney.cnn.com /data /premarket /cnbc.com /pre-markets /
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Basic rundown on options:youtube.com /watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHwyoutube.com /watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE
Suggested books:pastebin.com /jgA5zTuC
IRC channel:pastebin.com /aV9SkdX0 #/smg/ @ irc.rizon.net
Previous thread:
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September 4, 2018 - 15:45
FIRST FOR ORGANIC SLOW AND STEADY NATURAL GROWTH
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September 4, 2018 - 15:46
im looking for a agriculture/commodities ETF or Tracker that has honey and Oats in its portfolio, help me out.
September 4, 2018 - 15:47
first for bricks
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September 4, 2018 - 15:48
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN
September 4, 2018 - 15:49
I just shorted ZAR/USD, 10x leverage Am I about to get BLACKED?
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September 4, 2018 - 15:49
Buy BUD and BLK while they are still cheap
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September 4, 2018 - 15:50
1st for fake and gay market
September 4, 2018 - 15:51
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September 4, 2018 - 15:52
SELL AMD goyim you know you want to BUY INTEL it's a great BUY
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September 4, 2018 - 15:52
no i dont do pills anymore cuz im not fucking 16 faggots wtf is it
September 4, 2018 - 15:53
Think of it this way: CGC's current market cap is beyond absurd relative to both their current assets/revenue AND still absurd factoring in first year recreational sales potential. It is overbought. Risk factor is maximum, gain potential above current price is small.
If you want to trade the dude weed, at least do some digging for decent companies that are lagging the sector trend for no material reason.
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September 4, 2018 - 15:53
no, you're about to get culturally appropriated
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September 4, 2018 - 15:54
reminder to report Jow Forums posts :^)
September 4, 2018 - 15:54
>AMD up7%
Noice
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September 4, 2018 - 15:54
September 4, 2018 - 15:55
OY VEY BAD GOY SHUT IT DOWN
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September 4, 2018 - 15:56
Lunch time dip coming, remember guys sell high buy low.
September 4, 2018 - 15:57
September 4, 2018 - 15:58
Can't anymore - they removed the "this post belongs on Jow Forums" category
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September 4, 2018 - 15:58
well put now lets see if standard metrics matter in this market
im gonna go out on a limb and say this run here is for fucking suckers, even just looking at the chart
September 4, 2018 - 15:58
except it's time for traders to collect lunch money prepare for dips and get ready to buy sell high and SELL low
September 4, 2018 - 15:58
COME ON HVT TEAR DOWN THAT SELL WALL
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September 4, 2018 - 15:59
yeah i know I just use 'racism outside of /b/'
not like this place has any mods anyway
September 4, 2018 - 16:00
little purple bricks
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September 4, 2018 - 16:00
Good, whiny faggots can go to plebbit and cry to their mods.
September 4, 2018 - 16:00
where in the fuck are you getting pressies? are you posting from the 90s? or quebec?
September 4, 2018 - 16:00
look again m8
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September 4, 2018 - 16:00
lemme tell ya last time i had some """""motorolas""""" it was just fucking meth. fuck meth
September 4, 2018 - 16:02
>tfw wageslave raise from $13.50/hr to 15 What do I do with my newfound riches?
September 4, 2018 - 16:02
those remind me of flinstone vitamins
September 4, 2018 - 16:02
September 4, 2018 - 16:04
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September 4, 2018 - 16:04
Futures finally selling off. Fucking finally.
September 4, 2018 - 16:04
I REITERATE Who /beatingNASDAQ/ here?
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September 4, 2018 - 16:06
It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!
What're you eating how're you doing?
I'm only in boomer jail for today so I brown bagged a turkey and smoked colby sandwich. I'm once again in another sideways day, getting pretty boring desu, but I have iron hands. LPL workers need to eat WEAT to keep their strength up!
I just learned that my vacation request was approved so I got the whole of next week off and the following Monday, I can't wait to sleep!
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September 4, 2018 - 16:06
thankfully they dont cut flinstones vitamins w meth. they have adderall for that
its oil this is 100% oil moving the market oil cant make up its mind so neither can the rest
September 4, 2018 - 16:06
your future is selling off
September 4, 2018 - 16:06
do it faggot
>he still has to enter captchas
ahahaha m8 take some of your SSSick gains and buy a Jow Forums pass
September 4, 2018 - 16:07
>buy a Jow Forums pass christ
not even Jow Forums but fuck right off
September 4, 2018 - 16:08
:)
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September 4, 2018 - 16:08
Where do my fellow UK lads trade forex?
September 4, 2018 - 16:08
Based siggi's poster
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September 4, 2018 - 16:10
well, its something
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September 4, 2018 - 16:10
how about you rope your neck?
September 4, 2018 - 16:10
you and your other butthurt friend can go back to tumblr :)
September 4, 2018 - 16:11
September 4, 2018 - 16:11
I made 40 bucks in CTL dividends, used a put to protect my gains so ended up about 40 shit felt pretty cash
September 4, 2018 - 16:12
reminder to buy puts on the entire South Africa market
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September 4, 2018 - 16:12
Amazon 1 trillion marketcap Small specs are LOSERS LOSERS
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September 4, 2018 - 16:12
who else /ridingappltoretirement/ here?
September 4, 2018 - 16:13
RIP Google, RIP FAANGS
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September 4, 2018 - 16:13
how, as someone who clearly invests, do you justify spending so much on those prepackaged protein bars and almonds, etc. those things are so expensive compared to the alternatives and especially on a calorie/cost basis
September 4, 2018 - 16:13
cant fucking wait till we get another small spec's revenge day
im gonna shove it in your faggot face nico as hard as i can
September 4, 2018 - 16:14
Never....NEVER associate Rand Paul with Jow Forums. I will find a way to make you personally regret it.
September 4, 2018 - 16:16
Based Lunchbro
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September 4, 2018 - 16:16
>small spec what are small specs?
September 4, 2018 - 16:18
Dont count your chickens It took the president tweeting Bezos himself to give amzn a dip last time
September 4, 2018 - 16:19
retail trader scum
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September 4, 2018 - 16:20
if you don't know what it is you are one
September 4, 2018 - 16:20
no seriously m8 youre unironically pissing more people off than the Jow Forumsacks are fuck off already
September 4, 2018 - 16:20
are you retarded
did you not see the filename and the happy merchant shit in the clip
September 4, 2018 - 16:21
Just threw out all my Nike gear, shits on the freefall. Get out while you still can.
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September 4, 2018 - 16:21
September 4, 2018 - 16:21
Everyone here is a small spec. Anyone who says they aren't are larping and terrible traders.
September 4, 2018 - 16:22
Bag Face is my new favorite meme
September 4, 2018 - 16:22
I have a large spec brain
September 4, 2018 - 16:23
If CHK hits 4.28 buy a put to become the next bill gates.
September 4, 2018 - 16:24
Holy shit, did I just witness the birth of /smg/'s newest hot meme?
September 4, 2018 - 16:25
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September 4, 2018 - 16:25
And a small spec account balance. 100,000,000 * 0 = 0
September 4, 2018 - 16:26
Does it have a chance of ever going back up?
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September 4, 2018 - 16:26
maybe if amzn buys it out to expand retail footprint
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September 4, 2018 - 16:27
Today was the final day of the bull market. Screencap this.
September 4, 2018 - 16:28
The money already ran off to form a new company. It's never going to recover.
September 4, 2018 - 16:28
SJM what the fuck?! What the hell was that?
September 4, 2018 - 16:28
checked
liquidating my portfolio rn
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September 4, 2018 - 16:29
You're about 15 years too late.
September 4, 2018 - 16:29
Naw, I think you can go back to Jow Forums - the shithole where retards like you belong
September 4, 2018 - 16:30
September 4, 2018 - 16:30
I know you're a broke, bored, baiter. But go back to /ck/
September 4, 2018 - 16:31
honestly it's all very boring. if you look at the long term charts if you don't sell that shit just goes up in a straight line. even something like 2008 doesn't look scary on a 10 year growth chart anymore. who gives a fuck just buy stuff regularly and don't sell
September 4, 2018 - 16:31
been watching Youtube videos on dead malls
hell no
September 4, 2018 - 16:31
South Africa was last week. This week short Brazil. EWZ
September 4, 2018 - 16:32
this pic reminds me of this one for some reason
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September 4, 2018 - 16:32
food stocks are down I assume because of Treasuries falling again, hopefully there will be a turn this week
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September 4, 2018 - 16:32
stop projecting
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September 4, 2018 - 16:33
long term treasuries look COILED imo
September 4, 2018 - 16:33
robinhood adding candlesticks, analyst ratings, and company info
blog.robinhood.com /news /2018 /8 /30 /whats-new-on-robinhood
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September 4, 2018 - 16:33
September 4, 2018 - 16:34
>analyst ratings can Canadians use robinhood?
September 4, 2018 - 16:36
September 4, 2018 - 16:37
no only free market Americhads
September 4, 2018 - 16:37
Give me one good reason not to buy a share of Amazon RIGHT NOW
September 4, 2018 - 16:39
Cronos group a good buy? Seems strong
September 4, 2018 - 16:40