/smg/ - Stock Market General

Kids Cuisine Edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

TastyWorks
>Super cheap options commission
tastyworks.com

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
degiro.eu

Instant news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

IRC channel:
pastebin.com/aV9SkdX0
#/smg/ @ irc.rizon.net

Previous thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

blog.robinhood.com/news/2018/8/30/whats-new-on-robinhood
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

FIRST FOR ORGANIC SLOW AND STEADY NATURAL GROWTH

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im looking for a agriculture/commodities ETF or Tracker that has honey and Oats in its portfolio, help me out.

first for bricks

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

I just shorted ZAR/USD, 10x leverage
Am I about to get BLACKED?

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Buy BUD and BLK while they are still cheap

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1st for fake and gay market

wtf is that shit?

>he doesn't know

Trader fuel

SELL AMD goyim you know you want to
BUY INTEL it's a great BUY

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no i dont do pills anymore cuz im not fucking 16 faggots
wtf is it

Think of it this way: CGC's current market cap is beyond absurd relative to both their current assets/revenue AND still absurd factoring in first year recreational sales potential. It is overbought. Risk factor is maximum, gain potential above current price is small.

If you want to trade the dude weed, at least do some digging for decent companies that are lagging the sector trend for no material reason.

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no, you're about to get culturally appropriated

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reminder to report Jow Forums posts :^)

>AMD up7%

Noice

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Reminder to kys

OY VEY BAD GOY
SHUT IT DOWN

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Lunch time dip coming, remember guys sell high buy low.

>LCI

Can't anymore - they removed the "this post belongs on Jow Forums" category

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well put
now lets see if standard metrics matter in this market

im gonna go out on a limb and say this run here is for fucking suckers, even just looking at the chart

except it's time for traders to collect lunch money
prepare for dips and get ready to buy
sell high and SELL low

COME ON HVT TEAR DOWN THAT SELL WALL

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yeah i know
I just use 'racism outside of /b/'


not like this place has any mods anyway

little purple bricks

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Good, whiny faggots can go to plebbit and cry to their mods.

where in the fuck are you getting pressies?
are you posting from the 90s? or quebec?

look again m8

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lemme tell ya
last time i had some """""motorolas""""" it was just fucking meth. fuck meth

>tfw wageslave raise from $13.50/hr to 15
What do I do with my newfound riches?

those remind me of flinstone vitamins

Invest them of course.

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Futures finally selling off. Fucking finally.

I REITERATE
Who /beatingNASDAQ/ here?

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It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm only in boomer jail for today so I brown bagged a turkey and smoked colby sandwich. I'm once again in another sideways day, getting pretty boring desu, but I have iron hands. LPL workers need to eat WEAT to keep their strength up!

I just learned that my vacation request was approved so I got the whole of next week off and the following Monday, I can't wait to sleep!

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thankfully they dont cut flinstones vitamins w meth.
they have adderall for that

its oil
this is 100% oil moving the market
oil cant make up its mind so neither can the rest

your future is selling off

do it faggot

>he still has to enter captchas

ahahaha m8 take some of your SSSick gains and buy a Jow Forums pass

>buy a Jow Forums pass
christ

not even Jow Forums but fuck right off

:)

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pathetic

Where do my fellow UK lads trade forex?

Based siggi's poster

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Fuck off

based lunchbro

well, its something

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how about you rope your neck?

you and your other butthurt friend can go back to tumblr :)

screamin sicilian pizza

I made 40 bucks in CTL dividends, used a put to protect my gains so ended up about 40 shit felt pretty cash

reminder to buy puts on the entire South Africa market

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Amazon 1 trillion marketcap
Small specs are LOSERS
LOSERS

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who else /ridingappltoretirement/ here?

RIP Google, RIP FAANGS

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how, as someone who clearly invests, do you justify spending so much on those prepackaged protein bars and almonds, etc. those things are so expensive compared to the alternatives and especially on a calorie/cost basis

cant fucking wait till we get another small spec's revenge day

im gonna shove it in your faggot face nico
as hard as i can

Never....NEVER associate Rand Paul with Jow Forums.
I will find a way to make you personally regret it.

Based Lunchbro

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>small spec
what are small specs?

Dont count your chickens
It took the president tweeting Bezos himself to give amzn a dip last time

retail trader scum

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if you don't know what it is you are one

no seriously m8 youre unironically pissing more people off than the Jow Forumsacks are fuck off already

are you retarded

did you not see the filename and the happy merchant shit in the clip

Just threw out all my Nike gear, shits on the freefall. Get out while you still can.

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LOL

Everyone here is a small spec. Anyone who says they aren't are larping and terrible traders.

Bag Face is my new favorite meme

I have a large spec brain

If CHK hits 4.28 buy a put to become the next bill gates.

Holy shit, did I just witness the birth of /smg/'s newest hot meme?

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And a small spec account balance. 100,000,000 * 0 = 0

Does it have a chance of ever going back up?

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maybe if amzn buys it out to expand retail footprint

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Today was the final day of the bull market. Screencap this.

The money already ran off to form a new company. It's never going to recover.

SJM what the fuck?! What the hell was that?

checked

liquidating my portfolio rn

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You're about 15 years too late.

Naw, I think you can go back to Jow Forums - the shithole where retards like you belong

AUGH MY NUKES

I know you're a broke, bored, baiter. But go back to /ck/

honestly it's all very boring. if you look at the long term charts if you don't sell that shit just goes up in a straight line. even something like 2008 doesn't look scary on a 10 year growth chart anymore. who gives a fuck just buy stuff regularly and don't sell

been watching Youtube videos on dead malls

hell no

South Africa was last week. This week short Brazil. EWZ

this pic reminds me of this one for some reason

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food stocks are down I assume because of Treasuries falling again, hopefully there will be a turn this week

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stop projecting

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long term treasuries look COILED imo

robinhood adding candlesticks, analyst ratings, and company info

blog.robinhood.com/news/2018/8/30/whats-new-on-robinhood

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The left can't meme

>analyst ratings
can Canadians use robinhood?

this is true

no only free market Americhads

Give me one good reason not to buy a share of Amazon RIGHT NOW

Cronos group a good buy? Seems strong