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sucking a rugby ball

anyone tried tommy robinson's new aftershave?

the leaders of the revolution
youtube.com/watch?v=UPLQNUVmq3o

bASSed

liking pics on the exs Instagram with my main account

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she looks like she's got fat hands/wrist. not a good sign

women have no taste

When people smoke cigarettes, their health suffers
When people spend all day online, their health suffers
When people are lonely, their health suffers

Is there anything fun in life that hasn't been ruined by doctors and their 'science'?

Some pensioner told me it was knockout.

...

that's a big arse

full english brut?
i know

nah i bought a jar of his prison bitch bathwater though

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you already posted that. but that is still peng

>Quiche and garlic bread
Grim bastard. State of you

Looks good user.

i mean i have to pay to house them too, i don't see what you're getting at
why aren't you out arresting people, volunteering as a border guard or something? it seems a bit hypocritical of you to just expect everyone else to pay for it

is that a portuguese milk tart

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both are tasty what are you on about

wish women didnt wear makeup

youtube.com/watch?v=5696JyJ2xr8
youtube.com/watch?v=iViMrXn5IIs

you lads know more vids with a clear disconnect between music played and audience?

ahah haha well guess i was wrong...corrrrrrr x

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Quiche is slimy slop

those certainly are boobies thats for true

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At least in Australia one can sponsor refugees for big bucks. It means there's no excuse

see you shortly mate

those birds with massive fat fish lips and fake tan and all of that have body dysmorphia lol the deano's gf type of bird.. they're all mentally ill

it's a quiche lorraine from the looks of it

the year is 2066
in the bay of saint valéry sur somme, tens of thousands of men are standing in wait on their flyboard air™ as light breaks out on the cold horizon
the horn roars his blood-thirsty signal, 30 000 men answer with the deafening thunder of the jet engines under their feet
in 20 minutes, they will reach the coasts of england, in 30 they will darken the skies of post-brexit London, a formerly mighty world capital now a fascist, xenophobic shadow of its former glory
unopposed they cross the european channel (formerly english channel) and reach the island, under their feet the desolation of 40 years of brexit, crumbling buildings and haggard people who gape at the flying demons and wonder if god's judgement has finally come
London is reached and darkens in the shadow of its conquerors once more, the londoners run in fear clutching their ears, the derelict streets of the City, once a powerful hub in the financial world, are filled with the scream of 30 000 thousand jet engines hovering above them, a cloud of fury and technology only the mighty Union of EVROPA can muster.
a thousand years later, britain is ours once more, the light of civilisation shines on its people once more
they will protest, they will resent but in the end, they will thrive under just hand of the enlightened continent

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corr
miss this mag

used to wank myself raw to katie

And you're still a virgin

Quiche is god tier scran

Unhealthy as fuck, a plate of bland processed carbs and fat.

The egg is the only redeeming feature

remember what the stole from us

I wonder what sort of man you need to be to have a bird like this as your girlfriend

where are the chives haha

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Eating some bangers and mash, man!

nah i shag but just saying they really do have body dysmorphia

Do you fuck mate do you fuuuuck

>they will darken the skies of post-brexit London
not only that but the streets also

yeah that's what he was claiming

so what you don't eat that everyday.

that constant search for the most healthy food is stupid and annoying

yeah i shag i just said

got your nose lad haha

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Does he fuck really really I know a virgin when I see one he is a virgin and that means he doesn't shag

BLFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

hey give it back!!

what should i wank to on netflix

wonder if the wanks boomers had with these were more wholesome

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maybe. but moreso they are mindless slugs who will blindly follow the latest ridiculous fashion trend. filled lips look tragic.

why did you cc me into this?

>that constant search for the most healthy food is stupid and annoying

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i wanked over that shit

Please donate to Sara's paypal she's really skint

want to do semen retention but just like masturbating too much

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This might go above your heads

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All sorts

Today... Eggs on toast, paella, salmon, new potatoes, asparagus

Yday... Muesli, lardon pasta, salad nicoise

I eat unhealthy food every now and then, but something grim about eating. A frozen supermarket garlic bread and supermarket quiche for dinner

Same lad, she's definitely my no.1 most spaffed
no. 2 maybe Denise Milani (but she was from waaay back), or Bar Refaeli

Miss the days when I could have great, satisfying wanks simply to softcore images. Don't get off to even the best amateur porn anymore. Need to find gf desu.

you sick fuck. this isn't over

youtube.com/watch?v=Az3MPCGZErw

you mean stephen yaxley-lennon?

will she fuck me? would prefer rosy but she’d do
plus I could lord if over you all

HUMANS are the most loneliest animals on PLANET EARTH....

have a ponytail now
would show you all but I’ve posted too many pics here already

I struggle to take on weight actually

>£1.20
>€2.50
haha brexit YES

Tell her to get a second job now Uni's over the scruffy cunt

If you lay off porn for a week, you'll be back to normal and images such as will do the job for you.

Got my shagger license renewed. Wish they didnt have to take a new penis picture though

Shockingly bad English there Muhammed

Me on right

why is the saffer suggesting someone backs off porn for a bit
against his usual MO
something is fishy here

How can that be when I've got an A* at A-level English Language. With that A* I can do whatever the fuck I like to the English language and you cannot stop me.

>muh economy!

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wanking to bikini pics of the toilfu is better than any porn

Fucking end it

lads reccy some kinos for me to watch this week

Wont women fuck out the gym, useless waste of spaces

his m.o. is to post whatever he thinks will bait out a (you)

Imagine the biggest shit your toilfu has ever taken

2 fast 2 furious

fuck off