Anyone else work with/outsource to Pajeets? What is wrong with them? Why are they so bad at working properly or getting anything done correctly? Any Pajeet stories you can share?
>go on freelance site to hire german translator >get application from guy who says his dad was german and taught him how to speak german, no photo available >send him text to translate >receive back german text poorly formatted and way too quickly, know it was auto translated >ask him for payment info >deer sir pls send $ to [email protected] >mfw
If I hear somebody say "please kindly do the needful" one more time I swear I'm gonna lose it
Cameron Rivera
>dear sir >pls sir >my friend >dear regards >my power is out >my internet is out >my grandma died >i just had baby >flood in house >are you there sir? >sir where are you? >whats going on? >why u do this? >internet is slow >got lost somewhere
Fuck I just realized I'm posting on wagie hours too so this thread will die. Oh well.
Julian Ortiz
The Indians are shit at working because they are shit. The so-called highly-skilled people your company hires, either directly or through a consulting firm, have bullshit resumes. The stated college education and work experience is typically all a lie. How can anyone verify it? Call India and ask about the educational and work background of Pajeet Patel? There's like 100 million of them and the government is so corrupt and incompetent that it'll never find the right one and even if it did, Pajeet will just bribe some people to provide the necessary false credentials.
Best thing you can do is develop your skill set and try to keep them out of your job tasks. If that's not possible, resign and move to a company that doesn't rely so heavily on them. The companies that rely heavily on Indians will get their comeuppance although it may take decades.
Liam Perez
Sadly, they are a much better alternative to a generation of useless wiggers
they suck to work with because they are 'yes' men. >yes, I understand sir. I can do this, no problems for you. they say yes even when they haven't a clue what you're talking about or what you actually want. then they'll send you some boilerplate crap and pretend that it's somehow relevant to what you hired them for. \ Motherfuckers, if you have a question or don't understand something, fucking ask for clarity!
Kayden Gonzalez
>if you have a question or don't understand something, fucking ask for clarity! I run into this all the time, or at least when I was still hiring pajeets. I only hire Ukranians/Russians now and the first thing they do is get every last detail understood before starting work, makes life so much fucking easier/cheaper. It's insane.
Luckily I'm self employed and outsourcing, it's probably even worse when you have to work with them in a corporate context.
Ayden Price
a little story
> be project manager at a software company > my boss is sent to india to create an outsourcing office to make some digital advertising crap cheaper > 3 months pass by > comes back saying it was impossible to do something > every GOD DAMN SIRAJ PATEL its impossible to interview since whatever you ask them, they know
Jace Price
I'm not indian so heres my two cents for what its worth...
>fluent enough in english to get by but painfully obvious when in a technical work setting
>autistic because they have too many languages, castes, subdivisions so communication is forced and haphazard by default
>picked up the worst of the worst habits from american capitalism; almost admirable when they bullshit americans who are used to bullshitting their customers
>no real incentive to help your imperial ass, a lot of incentive to lead you on
Henry Anderson
* they claim to know everything, but dont know shit
Ethan Jones
kek yes sir i can do that
Dominic Bailey
> have a web server with drupal installed > pajeet dev (obviously) > search engine on the server does not support chink chars > tell pajeet to fix or put an engine that supports chink chars > pajeet returns and say all done sir > I check — chink chars are still not searchable. I copy a few chink words and tell pajeet to put them in the search box to see himself that it returns no results > pajeet disappears for an hour > comes back says all fixed sir pls check and do the needful > I check — still not working. I say wtf > pajeet puts in the exact search chink words that I gave him as an example. the result returns a text file with the chink chars that he uploaded to the server
mfw
there were tons of articles in chinese on the web site that weren't searchable. he "fixed" it by copying my example chink search phrases in *.txt file and uploading on the server.
I had to deal a lot with indians. it was gruesome
Justin Price
I'm a native Kraut so send over your text if it's < one page and I'll translate it for you for free.
I've had this happen so many fucking times it's unbelievable. I deserve it desu. Should have learned not to fuck with them under any circumstances.
Ian Torres
Pajeets are the scum of this Earth.
I used to work in Fremont, the largest density of pajeets outside of India. And amount of dirty pajeets that treated real Americans like shit was abhorrent. Not to mention there horrific stench when they walk by.
Trump never closed the visa loophole. And now they are popping out babies left and right out here.
Fuck them.
William Peterson
Got one just called me. Says his name is James tailor. Private number. Told him to call back in 10. Got phone recording app ready
What to talk about and where to upload?
Austin Ross
ask him if he can do x job
Julian Thomas
Tell him u were sorry you couldn't talk to him the first time since you were looking at flight to india with the wife.
Tell him you honestly think india is shit and you only come along because of your wife
Trigger him
Dylan Hughes
>Worked with a guy named Lavanya >People called him lasagna
Will do lads. I actually have sporadic downtime at work and today it's raining so likely have hours. Here is my system so far
>make them call back in 10 first call always >ask then to repeat themselves until you can tell they are getting pissed >start telling random stories and just generally not shut the fuck up >ask then to repeat themselves more >prepare to give bank account info and mailing adress >obviously make shut up >before congrats on you million dollars or whatever say "hey bro, I knew you were scamming me and all that shit is fake. I wasted half an hour of your time. HOW U LIKE IT BITCH! >they flip absolute ahit >record for future keks.
Hell, a lot of times these faggots will use the same number for 3 or 4 days and not block you. Just do it again.
Have friends do the same.
Have call center faggot spend over half his day getting shit on by us until he changes the number
Lucas Parker
>paid 20$ for a pajeet to write a fishing bot for Trove MMO >he sent me the bot working perfectly with some additional functions I didn't even ask for >thanked him and shilled out another 10$ tip for the excellent work
#notallpajeets
Oliver White
>Trump never closed the visa loophole Yup. HB1 fraud is still going on. IBM outsourced 80000 American jobs to India in the past 10 years. Sun completely went down due to Pajeets. Adobe barely survived.
Kevin Wilson
>Trump never closed the visa loophole. It's the democrats that is stopping Trump from closing the visa loophole.
Pajeet "company" once told me they have 30 years experience with Java development. Wait for it....upon further interrogation it turned out they are 6 fucking pajeets each with 5 y experience.
Lucas Kelly
I enjoyed this thread a lot more than I expected. My turn
>be trainee. Like 17 yo. Get called by pajeet. Makes no sense. After 10 minutes we did not ever understand his name. My boss tells me to ask him if sells Hasj/weed. We laugh at him and hang up. Turns out he worked for the company for years.
Still cant believe it
Benjamin Thompson
lol thats good
Hunter Butler
He should have asked them if they understood bullshit made-up skillsets like astrophysical brain surgery, then when they said yes caught them in their lies. Probably wouldn't change anything because no one would get hired either way, but maybe one out of the dozens of Pajeets would get clued into it and be less horrible for their next employer.
Tyler Ramirez
Fuck that's terrifying. The idea of them living here is 10x worse than having to work with them remotely, obviously. Fuck.
Kek this.
Kek
Nice kek.
What the fuck, wow. 1 in a million.
>Sun completely went down due to Pajeets. Adobe barely survived. Wow.
Kek, can't believe that shit.
Are you Pajeet..?
Not surprised in the least.
Owen Price
I'm still trying to figure out a good way to filter them out on freelance sites. It's hard because I suspect some are larping as Europeans/white to get hired, but it's hard to tell. I think some are more thorough about screening.
Nolan Wood
>Hello sar
Hunter Sullivan
>work for federal Canadian government doing tax stuff >get hired as a term employee on a 6 week contract >do good, get contract extensions over and over, working for 1.5 years straight >department does so well they close down all other similar departments in country and move them all to our building, creating 500+ permanent jobs >everyone eyeing out a perm job, working OT whenever possible, grinding production rates, etc. >they start bussing in pajeets and other undesirables from cities where department was closed down >Employment Equity Act of Canada states X number of X non-white races/women/natives must be hired >my small white city gets poo'd, blacked instantly >I have higher production numbers but manager is a basedboy cuck >mfw I have been laid off for 4 months and the permanent jobs are all filled
So now I am laid off, I apply to employment insurance, it gets delayed. I call in several times
>helluu sirr how may I help you sir >yes yes no probrem, no probrem, we solve probrems for you >it is all good
No EI payment, no letters, no benefits for ~2 months after dozens of calls. Every time a pajeet answered.
>No EI payment, no letters, no benefits for ~2 months after dozens of calls. Every time a pajeet answered. Holy fuck this is a legit nightmare.
Ian Reyes
it wouldnt have changed anything honestly, but the frustration on this guy having totally failed to get a group of pajeets that actually know what they are doing was priceless
kindly sir, we multiply very fine, please assign job
John Martin
Yeah I hope the other poster was right (he was) and Canada just flushes itself down the toilet soon, sad state of affairs here.
>The companies that rely heavily on Indians will get their comeuppance although it may take decades.
Brayden Wright
>The companies that rely heavily on Indians will get their comeuppance although it may take decades. Def agree. Maybe sooner rather than later. I'm an indie dev who outsources to other devs and one bad Pajeet was all it took to almost destroy my entire business. I hung on by the skin of my teeth and have so far managed to keep going. Kek. Still amazed at how incompetent they are.
Alexander Powell
this is actually hilarious
Jackson White
You can say that again. Check out world population growth statistics :^)
Every consulting company does this shit... American, Brit, whatever. When you graduate from help desk you'll learn this.
Kevin Gray
With all of the sjw bullshit, diversity quotas, and hiring people for their skin color instead of actual abilities, I expect most companies to have big problems in the coming years. It will be their own HR departments forcing them to hire unqualified workers. Corporate suicide lol
Aaron Gomez
>be in fintech >Indians make shitty .net app in 2011 to relay forex data from Thomson Reuters down to other teams >choose to limit the total conversion to USD to 6 digits >fast forward to current year >Venezuela happens >conversion rates are now over 10 digits >production blows up because they didn't think Zimbabwe would happen again >instead of fixing it they just truncate the entire conversion and cut off the numbers past 6 digits
Gotta love those short term profits over the long term losses, since the executives won't be at the same place when it all goes to shit
Tyler Russell
>since the executives won't be at the same place when it all goes to shit Good point, also that's fucking hilarious/depressing.
>Wait for it....upon further interrogation it turned out they are 6 fucking pajeets each with 5 y experience. Wait for it.... Upon even further interrogation, it turned out that those 6 Pajeets only have 5 years experience in that each has spent 5 years claiming to know Java. Prior to "knowing" Java, these monkeys were claiming to have 40 years experience in COBOL.
Isaac Bennett
All small companies do this shit. Its called marketing
Benjamin Torres
Found the fellowship of das boomer
Leo Carter
Talked with one in France and he knew his field. Engineer with CS specialization. I'm sorry for the anglo-saxon world. Maybe you must be more selective or the UK shouldn't have invaded India.
Asher Fisher
Consultants Fucking this Every Single Time
Doesnt matter what nationality. Your use cases will be taken literally and unless you specify that you want a system designed with specific specifications they will take the easiest and cheapest route. Why large companies haven't realized this yet is beyond me.
Blake Gonzalez
>be nasa >accidentally switch up metric and imperial units >a fucking spaceship blows up
Yep. It’s definitely the Dravidian admixture responsible for all of this.
Daniel Rogers
Security guy here. Once stumbled upon an unauthenticated application admin page that was available to all staff. I provided clear instructions on what to do to lock it down to the small pool of resources that required access. Anyway this one pajeet somehow interpreted this by hard coding his own AD credentials into the page.
Jayden Flores
NIce ID user, teach us some more tribal wisdom.
Bentley Allen
lol java hasnt even existed for 30 years
Kevin Edwards
what the fuck did he spill on himself? lmao
Juan Watson
How does it feel that the balance of American internet is left in the hands of this curry munching shitskin?
I'm trying to figure this out. He's either profusely sweating or its the lighting.
Cooper Campbell
Indians take advantage of the USA in that our retarded Boomer bosses trust their University grades (that they all cheat on) and their resumes (that they all lie on.)
I have not worked with one who knew what they were doing. Also every Indian over here is upper caste, so they think their shit doesn't stink and talk down to people all the time.
> sir....U are the perfect facultie for beginners..ur explation is good......sir...will u.....say... coding....for.. beginners.....
> sir u r not provide core & advanced full course videos of durga sir & nagoor babu sir ..... i called u .....but he said we only provide only ratan sir videos for core and advance videos....
> sir i want nagor babu sir core java full course vedios
This thread brings some top keks, but this is THE advice Check Adobe's 5yr performance We know amzn is up 7x and it's touted as ultimate smart money Adobe did 5.7x and it's completely off the msm Yall know what that mean Sirs
Brayden Scott
lmao
Isaac Robinson
Serves you right leaf
Robert Morales
Nobody in this thread has yet mentioned that when talking they call you Dear at least 20 times per sentence.
Lucas Moore
you forgot >each and every >dextop >one easy payment of three nine nine dollars sir >windows key + R >runs tree command >foreign hackers have infected your computer sir
Robert Rivera
>No EI payment, no letters, no benefits for ~2 months after dozens of calls. Every time a pajeet answered. diversity is our strength bigot you're just getting your privilege checked lol
Aiden Anderson
> manager at shit media company > hiring engineers > phone screen guy who i can barely understand because of his thick thick indian accent > ask him about some python internals > it's a trick question, i want him to talk to me about it > he gives me the textbook answer > as he's talking i find the webpage he's reading from > fucking cheater
they might know the dictionary definition or know how to cheat on a phone screen but in my experience they don't know shit about software and end up costing you more money in the long run. fuck indian contractors.
Thomas Adams
It's true, 10 years ago it was I pushing the consultant strategy, but I've since realized that it has done nothing but cause problems within my host civilization, so i must shape shift my positions
"combined experience" its becoming a thing and it's not pajeet exclusive.
Camden Lee
Rajesh here.
Fucking wish I was Japanese. I could kill myself due to overworking, instead of trying cheat dem whitebois.
Aaron Foster
I don’t know how you guys in IT do it.
>be me, builder user >it’s summer, and one of the hottest days in decades >finash a job working inside a roof >covered in sweat, exhausted, probably dehydrated >drive to next job >pajeet house, no aircon, no windows or doors open despite the heat >old pajeet woman takes me inside >overwhelming smell of cooking curry hits me >instantly pass out on the spot >wake up to my buddy trying to bring me back and laughing his ass off >dazed and confused wtf.jpg >drive home and go to bed at 2pm
they got me good bros
Ryder Williams
Its the way of the MBA, short term profits trumps any long term because they never sick around in the companies long enough to see what their decisions do in the end. They don't care about long term as a direct result
Ethan Reed
That fucking blows, but at least you'll have the last laugh when the department inevitably collapses from inefficiency and incompetence. The sad thing is when that happens the people in charge will be genuinely confused as to why it happened, and keep doing the same things again and again learning nothing each time, but they will always be given the failiure they deserve.
They smear sticky crap like peanut butter on the biometric scanners of the doorways
Benjamin Perry
why do indians speak english to other indians instead of just speaking hindi?
someone told me they think their own language is low-class and if you speak english, you're seen as more articulate
Justin Morris
Not everyone speaks Hindi. There are dozens of languages spoken in India.
Jack Barnes
Because Hindi sounds very low-class, you're not wrong. There's a few high class languages (such as Sanskrit) but the natives don't speak or learn that language anymore.
If the UK didn't invade India they wouldn't be using fucking PCs right now so yeah you're right, we'd be much better off if that were the case.
Jack Gonzalez
This is giving me fucking PTSD university flashbacks, half the professors at University of Florida didn't speak English. God fucking shit, this country.
David Barnes
Everytime I receive a cold call from a call center trying to sell me an insurance or whatever it's a fucking third worlder shit skin who can barely speak the language and going all yes sir on me. Don't the people who hire them and coach them to talk like this realize it's doing the opposite of creating consumer trust? I just hang up right away when I hear curry accent.
Jason Sanchez
Yes sir that can good smell curry
Julian Lopez
Fuck bro I’m moving to Fremont very soon... this October. Are you telling me I’m going to be schooling with a bunch of rajeshes?
Isaiah Wilson
lol, yes. Get ready to get contact hepatitis and every third world disease you can think of.
Dylan Rogers
>I only hire
Shut the fuck up you LARPer, you live in your mom’s basement while wagecucking some retail store job. Eat your spaghetti-Ohs retard, you need those good boy points
Lincoln Perez
It’s their sense of entitlement that does my head in. The ones I work with complain constantly about things they didn’t get but feel they are owed. They love a sob story and a guilt trip. I think they’re pathetic, especially the men.
Jaxon Kelly
Fuckkkkk
Christopher Reed
English is the official language of India. Each state has its own sub-language. t. been there three times
