Goodbye Jow Forums

all you had to do was buy and hold

seem like someone has experience
talk to me if you have something to get off your chest

this is either the biggest fucking closet I ever saw or you're a skinny midget because otherwise this shit ain't gonna work

>closet thing
>noose in the closet
You mean you want to hang around with us OP?

wondering what the shill is..

Bizbro you are going to miss out on the epic bull run if 2018, it will change your life. Don't do it bud

OP, WAIT
FAVELANON HERE

I"LL HELP YOU
I PROMISSE

At least post your private key here before you do it.

Just a keen eye ;)

lmao because seeing the non-feasibility of this contraption means you've tried to kill yourself before.

Although if it's attached properly maybe OP will accidentally pull the whole cabinet down on him.

Rkg!!
It always makes me happy to see rkg posts. Give me a hug :D

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Kinda jealous.

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Also checked

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I want to kill myself but I'm willing to wait till Q1 2019, imagine watching the golden bullrun happen as a ghost, and you can't even kill yourself

Good luck, bro.

Hopefully you die and your consciousness and suffering cease to exist and you are reborn as a beautiful Chad exterminator of thots and smiting hand of righteousness that the incels and normies grow to fear and respect with seething envy.

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godspeed you beautiful suicidal bastard

pls don’t fren

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Shit guys, what if OP is the migger?

How can your closet support the weight of a human? mine can barely hold a few clothes.

Looking forward to your long lost cousin finding your btc wallet and posting about it on here.

You are ok OP, dont go to bitcoin tomorrow

Don't do it OP, you never know what the future holds even if the present sucks

He'll post his red wojak tomorrow in his " i failed at everything, even suicide" thread.

If you have nothing to lose then LIVE LIKE YOU HAVE NOTHING TO lose, don't kill yourself!

so lets say I go rape a girl, I have nothing to lose yeah !!!!! nvm now I'm in jail and getting my ass fucked by tyron, you always have someone to lose being alive

don't fucking do it please, don't kill yourself for something that can be fixed with time user, please man, just wait a month man this looks like the start of a bullrun

something*

No, I mean - go talk any girl you want, don't care about negative reactions because you don't care. Work 16 hour days on something you love, go travel to Nepal or somewhere.

In that sense.

S

don't make me teary, the golden bullrun hasn't even begun. you will want to see that fren

Not everyone is a burger

lol if you think you're having a bad time here just wait till you get to the other side.

A few beers tranny porn and good coke will cheer you up.

Even eurofag closets cant do that

do it you piece of shit

were not your friends

don't fren, you still have chainlink, and if that doesn't work out, there's always McD

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>You guys were the closet thing I ever had to friends

That's even more pathetic than the suicide reference. Go and get some fresh air and a haircut

Fuck, don't do this, we can survive, and working 45 y !!!

>too low

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He did it boys.

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that cupboard bar would not support an anorexic midget its jut some pity me attention whore cunt who escaped confinement rom 9rk

yep, i can smell the shit leaking out of his anus from here.

sweet release.

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>buys the top
>sells the bottom
>hangs himself

Like a true Jow Forumsionary.

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>1 post by this ID
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This must be fake?

>Slow you roll bucko

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it just means he not only lost his money, he is also a manlet. one of those 2 conditions doesnt justify to hang oneslef, but if bith are true...

Its finally happend Anons... CHAINLINK HAS KILLED SOMEONE I HOPE YOU GUYS RE FUCKING HAPPY

it's a tide ad

Wait user, don't go. We love you.

See you tomorrow, as usual.

>rkg is still alive and this fag OP thinks he has it bad

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>not going on a week-long bender in tijuana before suicide and unintentionally discovering that there is so much in life that is worth living for

DO.A.BARREL.ROLL

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Don't do it man, pain and suffering is temporary. Wait just a couple of years and you will taste the fruits of success!

For a great peace there must be a great suffering first!

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Don't do it, fren. We need you.

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First there is a great suffering before a period of great peace OP. You struggle along and you will come out ontop

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Don't do it user.... God loves you, you can find peace in this world, you don't need to go that way. Take down that evil noose, untie it & throw away the rope
t. sometimes look after people who suicide or fuck it up & become brain damaged (ICU doc)

Dont do it fren, have a hug.

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This is a buy sign

RIP OP

Yes, this

Not the ultimate hodl. Don't Satoshi Hodl that shit user.

DONT DO IT user YOU CAN SERIOUSLY MAKE IT WITH JUST 5k CHAINLINK
IM NOT MEMEING ALL THE RUMORS ABOUT LINK ARE TRUE
ITS GOING TO LITERALLY BE WORTH MAD CASH IN THE NOT SO DISTANT FUTURE
HANG IN THERE BIG GUY, YOURE GONNA MAKE IT!!!!!!

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oh fuck that came out wrong,
DONT HANG IN THERE BIG GUY
chill out and know that everything is going to be okay
also, seriously dont kill yourself, crypto is about to get mainstream insane lvl interesting

>Killing yourself before the golden bull run

NOT GOING TO MAKE IT

Literally not worth it man.
Be courageous and spontaneous:

Ask girls out and fuck if they say no.
Walk into karaoke bars and steal the show.
Only you feel what others don't know.
The only thing worse than kikes is negros

You do you friendo. Just know you're going to miss out on the new fallout, the new elder scrolls, the memes from the next election, and ww3.

>Get more friend nodes in your network.

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aww why?

Underrated

Peace out bitch.

Don't do it, user. Many of us here are assholes with vile personalities, but we do not want you to commit suicide. Please watch this video:

youtube.com/watch?v=QeYPAh4mxj

Life is worth living. Live a little longer. If this is a LARP, you should kill yourself though.

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This is the ultimate response and I'm going to be a doctor.

can i have ur bags?

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PUSSY FAGGOT BITCH
will be ironic if he makes it after he dies

Sayonara, Gyro

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please don't. its really weird, but lately i started believing in god and hell and unironically believe in christianity... dude user, i don't want you to go to hell bro. don't do it. and if this is a joke, you're an asshole. if this is real please don't.

praying for you

Op?

Lots of people hang from door knobs. As long as your torso isn't too long its no problem.

He's gone m8.

user is in a bettter place

Life sucks and then you die

What's the minimum amount of money (btc or eth) it would take for you to not do this?

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At least he finishes his life with a 69 get.
Dumb if true.