/dixie/ - Southern US + friends

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Agraro-Anarcho-Jeffersonian Monarchism lads

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Raucous jazz

Sneaking in an Hérault pic in the new bread before I got to bed

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unironically looks like Virginia, but dryer

for me, it's hindsposting and bertaposting

UCP would dominate all those in an urban setting desu

You cannot comprehend our advanced thought process

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hindsposting and bertaposting are good, but vanceposting and lauderdaleposting take the cake for me

They're pitching a wang dang doodle as some folks would say. Wolf will tell you all about it:
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thanks fella, you too
vance? needs to post more.

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Hello my Yankee friends, the South will rise again.

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Some of the comfiest little towns I've ever visited.

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>Yankee

vance makes 5 posts a day and then doesn't respond half the time when you ask him what the hell he's talking about

it cost five billion dollars to deploy and wasn't even primarily intended for urban settings, it was made with open desert and temperate areas in mind. It also wasn't tested before implementation.

I grew up with a portrait of my great great grand daddy in his CSA officer's uniform hanging in our living room. He has some mighty fine whiskers and he's missing an arm that he lost at Mechanicsville. We still have the bloody copy of the Book of Common Prayer he was reading as he waited to have it amputated. That and his copy of Don Quixote he read as a young man are some of our most beloved family treasures.

You are Yankee, call me when you get rid of that tyrant flag.

>vance makes 5 posts a day and then doesn't respond half the time when you ask him what the hell he's talking about
and that's based

thats part of his charm
and thats why I ask him questions, I bait him to respond and its always gold

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I was talking more about southwestern Virginia aka the Appalachian Plateau and the Valley and Ridge region. That looks like Northern Virginia, but still purdy.

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that's not very cash money of you

sure but it's hard to judge the quality of his posts when he barely even posts in the first place

I aint no such thing fella!

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I love the dryness to be honest

But the département has both some of the lowest and strongest rainfalls of the country so there are lush places

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Norton's in a valley but it's about as southwestern Virginia as you can get. That's God's country up there.

he doesn't post a lot, but he's consistent
he's just been hanging out making two posts a day basically since the general started, hardly ever misses an edition
he also made an OP a few weeks ago

not hard, his posts are hysterical
it was a good OP as well

did Vance post in /jizz/? where the fuck did he come from, actually?

>did Vance post in /jizz/?
not unless he came at the tail end of when plantman, south dakota, and i posted there. macon did that.

Reminds me a bit of this

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o my bad

yee
the mountains are also blue, like that

So who all are the founding fathers of /dixie/? Seems like you had a decent crowd already in /babybatter/.

this comfy

i'm not sure who all posted here the very first week but i came within a week of the first thread being made. i think it was me, plantman, virginia, and one or two other people. boatman, macon, vance, and the finn were also here fairly early

and turkbud

When did the Turk show up

Just am, lads

pretty early on. i think he came around the time that i did but you'd have to check the archives for that

do you guys remember the /jizz/ turkbud? we used to call him "the boring cities turk" because he'd always posting pictures of bumfuck random cities that he wanted to visit out of comfiness. he was really chill and nice

Darn you Congay, preemptively invalidating my questions

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the rust belt fag was a bit before my tenure in /spunk/

Finn didn't come until 2018

he was here very early, I think like a week in
I remember for the first few days we were politely asking him questions about Turkey and Erdogan
my, how strange that seems now

Are mountains get pretty purple in the windswept summits too
Doesn't go higher than 3700 feet in my departement proper which is lower than Virginia's tallest point but we have an interesting mix on the peaks where the Med climate fades and the continent takes over

Post comfy Mississippi

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for once, I'm too young to reminisce about this stuff.

are you sure? i thought he started posting that summer

Ham > am

Rememberin when I had a Nunavut flag
>Rememberin when I jedposted

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>too new to remember the intense faggotry involved in trying to get a general to play pee poo 4 together

no you're right now I think of it
he literally just appeared one day and started randomly dumping memes and starting autistic arguments just like he had always been here, so it's hard to remember
everyone was just like "oh, I guess we have a Finn now"

i miss faulkner
don't @ me virgin

i remember asking him if he was the autistic manwhore finn from Espoo that used to post in jizzum

Ham?
Prefer beef myself

Love watching the TV channel dedicated to our overseas territories late at night
A simple news broadcast becomes entertaining, the format's and the language is what I'm used to but the topics are completely aliens to metropolitan France
Tattooed Polynesians and jungle stuff

Same
Saltly ham washed down by a STRONG ale
Fetch me the glass stretcher

he had a really insufferably low tolerance for shitposting, I don't come on this site to walk on eggshells around people

what demographic is that aimed towards? does it broadcast in those places?

for me, it's St. Pierre and Miquelon

I really came on board in 2018 too and was convinced until now he was an oldfag of the general

that would be like the US having a channel or news segment solely dedicated to american samoa or some shit. why do you have that?

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holy shit I completely forgot we had territories besides Puerto Rico

I guess he sort of is

he isn't an originalfag tho
goddamn newfags ruining the general

>what demographic is that aimed towards?

It's aimed towards the inhabitants of said territories, I'm just watching their own TV which is also being broadcasted to European France

It's their local newspapers like you'd watch a Virginia news report ,but many of these lands have "diaspora", so to speak since it's technically France to France movements, in European France so they have news of their regions available

Currently one from New Caledonia

Yeah it's exactly that
But picture it like having a channel dedicated to Hawai since some of these places have a special status as full part of France like a state to the USA
Also a way for the government to remind everyone here these places still belong to us I suppose.

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I consider the cutoff point to be when I left the UK
that was sort of the same time as when glacial proto-/dixie/ died and Jawjaposting came into vogue, thereby forever altering our posting culture

anything from ?

Yes it has switched to SPM now
Imma snap a pic

>But picture it like having a channel dedicated to Hawai
do your overseas departments combined even equal hawaii's population tho

>when glacial proto-/dixie/ died and Jawjaposting came into vogue
it was the end of a golden age and the beginning of something terrible
eternal reminder that posting that meme flag site was a mistake

>1.4 million people
i always thought that hawaii had a lot more people

Would turn off the boat's motor and listen to the mangrove living / 10

don't be mean to Harold, he's just trying to appreciate his empire

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he should stick to financing civil wars in africa like the other great powers of the world

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it 404'd three times a day and was full of butthurt /cum/mies posting Sherman

>and was full of butthurt /cum/mies posting Sherman
but we had the based mexican
it was a better and simpler time

2.8 million people
Scattered all over the world, I'm more surprised that you'd think it's not necessary to have news about it
They get our national news all the time that speak about stuff going on Paris so Yurop French feel at home so it's only natural we have their news tucked in a channel somewhere in Yurop

2.8 million isn't so bad

>i'm surprised you think that it's not necessary
it's not that, it just seems like a waste of resources to have an entire channel dedicated to them

>They get our national news all the time so yuro french feel at home
there are considerably more yuropoid frogs tho. also, your national politics affect them so it makes sense for them to get your news

for me, it's the based corsican manlet conqueror
i miss him buds

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ur all newfags except virginia, vance, and penman
*sips*

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Saint-Pierre et Miquelon

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you are a plant. An Ent.

I suppose one channel isn't a strain on the national economy
Doesn't even look like it's beyond 480p

We have about 30 free channels, but you'd be hard pressed to find any difference from one to another sometimes
God I need my laptop and HDMI back

>free

If I never see the money it's free
That's socialism pal

dixie have you ever defended someone in real life from a bully
if so, explain

Does Lodge make good new Cast Iron Skillets?

I'd of considered used, but there's nothing on Craigslist, and Ebay seems overpriced.

Had an ugly friend in middle-school who got picked on by girls and I'd tell them to fuck off but that's about it

>have you ever told someone dont shit talk your m8
who hasnt

thank you for the appreciative comments
the reason I don't post much is because I become restless easily, so I'm always switching to a different tab or a different activity

I'll be among the last ones standing tho
I see absolutely no reasonnable reasons to stop posting as long as it's there, doesn't matter if it's just a couple times a week because less time available

>the reason I don't post much is because I become restless easily, so I'm always switching to a different tab or a different activity

This is mostly why I never rabbited

rabbit's better because there's both the video and the conversation going on, but if I'm not interested in the video and the conversation's lagging I'll usually take my leave

we have a good thing here

yeah not like when those lame ass new england threads just die one their own.
>pic

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did you ever get on mic?

nah but you should know what I sound like by now
which slavic country is this

how would I know how you sound