Jordan peterson edition
Jordan peterson edition
oispa loli
Gonna start training in the yard tomorrow morning.
I will just swing the sword every day, for hours at a time. I will teach my body what my soul already knows.
I'm so fucking sad my dudes.
ayayay
lolis up in this thread
The thing about apple cider that a lot of people don't think about is that it is quite literally an afront to god. God asked only one thing of adam and eve , don't eat the bloody apple, and what did eve do? she ate it. and she shared it with adam. and she had the gall to lie to god about it. So god throws them from the garden, i mean what can you do? too risky to leave them with the tree of life. you can't have a species that knows about evil and is immortal, they'd terrorize all creation for christs sake. So god banishes them, tells them they have to suffer outside and boy do they. Finally they settle down and what do they do, joe? they grow bloody apples. they grow the apples and they turn them into cider and they get drunk. the cider allows them to be both heathen AND hedonist and the make the bloody stuff right in front of the lord! right in gods face, and they flaunt the knowledge theyve gained and they flaunt their love of the fruit and god can't do anything because they didn't break any bloody rules. And i want you to stop and think for a just a minute, what else do they have on farms? mules. asses. just like the story of pinnochio! he was given knowledge and then he wandered and all that knowledge that he held was so preciuos to him right up until he used it, because remember knowledge doesn't always work out in our favor, does it? he use that knowledge of evil to get himself turned into an ass which is exactly what the damn cider will do to us if we let it. and thats about all i have to say about that.
Eighteen more wild cowboys out in the yard
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Rave!
did he really???
brain dead adhd faggots
>have to sit in meetings all day tomorrow
at least i dont have to do any actual work lol
mene helvettiin animehomo
What is the best city in Canada for someone who hates guns, is against the carrying of weapons and wants to totally avoid shootings like the ones in el paso and dayton?
VERY powerful statement. anti-cider gang gang rise up.
>.5l
>1.14l
What the fuck is wrong with canada?
Here fernet is $22 for 750ml.
I’m rubber, you’re glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you
Hello what is this thread?
Do early news count as "spamming/flooding"? The janny might need to know about this
i really like your pics i just wanted to say that to you
Can we also report this costa rica faggot posting the same thing all day.
Canada is VERY dangerous please be safe and find somewhere else
oh so thats the meaning of that thing
ive always wondered since i played monkey island as a kid
Anyone here on the based Peterson carnivore diet?
gonna play videogames because I don't like europeans
thank you. its nice to bless the thread with qts.
sorri
I'm on the post-paleo vegan-core diet.
I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
don't take it personal. he's just a seething chicanocel
I don’t autistically only eat steak, but my diet mainly consists of meat, with normal person sides of course
are your pics from the same person? i love the way she dresses
There's nothing cute about this or the chick that discord tranny linked to.
Is this a chinamans ghost? Whats with the white face paint on this ho?
another day spent looking at clothes wishing i had the money to buy them and the face frame height to pull them off
>the face frame height to pull them off
speak non-incel so i can understand this part
different girls for the most part. most of the girls are arthoes, so thats probably the style you like.
different strokes. different folks.
You’re not going to believe this, but it means
>face, frame, and height
i find shopping for clothes to be a very stressful activity
I like Hurt by Johnny Cash
I think it's an American song that none of you can dislike, right?
Like Forrest Gump is a movie that nobody can hate
hmmm ok
figure it out retard
mila kunis or Jessica biel?
same
jessica biel. i jerked off to changing gif too many times to count.
never listened to it
Mila
meh, kinda boring desu. ring of fire is better.
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good movie
johnny cash rules
>johnny cash
Not4me thx
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I will be this guy.
Well I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold my head, that didn't hurt
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad
So I had one more for dessert
Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt
Then I washed my face and combed my hair
And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day
biel
got a boner in the pool
Nice proxy
Any hot tips on how to calm down and stop obsessing over someone taking too long to respond?
you gonna be wearing the same too?
No way? Me too!
Public pool?
sudoku puzzles
"You Need To Calm Down"
I look and say "damn her to hell."
shoot up a garlic festival
because I remember what she used to look like
The tattoos make her look low class, and thats before mentioning her taking a picture in her underwear.
I'd say it's damn shameful, but that's about it.
You seem like an autogynophiliac, you're a really gross person.
Lost it there
Still laughing desu.
ok this post really hurt me
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DIDN'T READ LOL
>tfw no samurai blood wife
Good, our planet can't support this many humans with our current lifestyles. The broken ones should kill themselves voluntarily.
why are their trannies so much better at passing than ours?
i want this summer to end. i want to eat popcorn with candy corn and ride a ferris wheel already.
That bitch needs to wash her hair.
I haven't showered in 8 days. Thoughts?
quick po...QUICK poi....*clears throat*
QUICK POINT OF P-PERSONAL PRIVILEGE...fuck niggers
You're a gay faggot.
Wuh
sounds gross. take a shower.
It's been 6 for me, so I'd say keep the dream alive bro. See if you can hit triple digits.
Ah, a Smash player
did anybody else watch power rangers time force as a kid?
Anyone read the new SnK chapter?
>two red rangers
ridiculous.
Grandma bought me a TV even though I already had one. Nice of her even though it's not a very nice one.
Do you think it'd be bad if I sold the TV and used the money to get a 4k one? She'd never know
When my depression was bad I went at least a week without showering
got warned for posting politics in /cum/
it’s so hot out just shower at least once a day jesus
even if you’re not interacting with other people it’s fucking gross just sitting around in your own grime
more like ridiculous kino
>his grandma doesn't just give him blank envelopes full of hundreds for gifts
Fucking based. Keep politics on Jow Forums. This board is for anime
Hope you learned your lesson
Yeah in the summer I shower more often