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Thailad you reckon her farts stink?
xD epic!
Can’t sleep because I’m contemplating confronting a girl who pied me tomorrow and ask her what she’s playing at and if she’s not interested then why did she bother wasting my time
Fucking sick of whores and slags man women are so insincere it actually fills me with hatred
you've been warned about this.
>go in for 30th day of 12-hour shifts in a row
>blow the plant up
based wagie
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Pied?
Cream pied
His gf (male) fucked his boipussy
Ignored. Came home with me on Sunday, told me she was too tired for sex. Ghosted after. Kept telling me she was interested and attracted, always expressing interest only to do that. Insincere, not honest. Women are deceitful. I admit I get emotionally attached far too easily and I’m a mentally fragile individual but it’s fucking with my head bad.
pied piper
How long have you been seeing her?
I haven’t but I still want an explanation for her actions on Sunday because it’s starting to make me enraged and I’m losing sleep over it and I want closure
>55 minutes
Not every girl wants to rush into bed with you mate, pump the brakes and play it cool. You're probably scaring her off by being too clingy and going too fast.
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the english civil war was pure kino
Yeah but she ghosted me after via text, she probably understands that I’m a very emotionally dependent person and that’s put her off. Do you think I should just ignore her back and she’ll come back or should I ask for an explanation?
lol you just wanted to use her for sex why the fuck are you surprised she left
love watching documentaries about disasters me
Same but not in the am bro
What really annoyed me was my initial perception that she was a ‘clean’ girl, when she told me her partner count I felt like smacking her in the fucking mouth. She’s a very beautiful girl though, and from a wealthy family. But it got me thinking, if she fucked that many guys why not put out? She said something about not wanting me to think she was easy but then again if she expressed a genuine interest then why ghost me the following day?
King
depends what damage has already been done. If you haven't already left her a million messages demanding an explanation or something just leave a message proposing something fun and light hearted. If you rule out any pressure that's a bonus too. e.g. Hey, wanna go [fun activity] on [day] can't really go back to my place because [reason] but [activity] would be fun init?
If you like her and play it right you've got all the time in the world to shag.
No, god no. I wouldn’t do something like that over text, only in person, that’s why I want to confront her. Not confront her psycho like, but just ask her if she’s still interested in me and if not why did you bother leading me on last Sunday. We’ll see what she says, it’ll take some stones to pull her aside tho haha.
hate clingy people
just hanging on like a cack that just refuses to pinch off
gf is one of them, ought to ghost her right now
Some of us are emotionally dependent beings because of reasons bro, please try to be more understanding
it's pathetic honestly
it just shows youre missing something in your character, probably a backbone
wretched people
Who pissed in your cornflakes
Yes you could put her in an awkward position and ruin her day..
OR, you could be chill, funny, friendly and relaxed.
Is it a strange thing to become intensely angry or jealous when I see a girl who has expressed interest in me talking to or expressing interest to another man when we aren’t in a relationship? Is that a normal feeling or is it a personality defect?
the gf
saying shit like I don't love her, I'm a bastard, etc
what a nightmare
30 minutes to eat and dress
Yeah I think you’re right there mate bad idea on my part, good talk
I have a backbone, I won’t kneel like a dog or anything but if I think I like somebody I want them to love me back 100% completely and if they don’t it makes me angry and sad
well if shes a slut maybe she wants a decent relationship for a change and doesnt want next partner to take advantage of her
she's your girlfriend, that sort of comes with the territory. one day she'll find some new guy to fuck and you'll miss when she was clingy
See I never would have understood this point of view in a million years until you said it mate.
Buy her a pizza but when you open the box have your penis poking through the middle
legit won't because I'm planning on cutting her loose pretty soon
Send her my way and we can be emotionally unstable together :)
You should focus more on how to behave rather than how to feel.
i remember how easy girls who had many partners were bullied and treated like crap when i went to highschool
good luck lad
If your gf was a slut with other people but not with you then walk away
ironically enough, she'd probably bin you
she dumped everyone of her last bfs, yet I can't seem to shake her loose
iver never had a girlfirend, but i wouldnt mind what she did before, im not really that judgemental
sick tune + vid
If your gf was a slit with anyone but you walk away
Gf was a slip with everyone
>She's tired of sleeping around and isn't happy with how it made her feel about herself
>Tries to turn over a new leaf with a decent guy
>he freaks out demand she behaves like a slag again.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Impossible to find a pure girl these days lads it exists in the realm of fantasy
Think I have BPD no joke
pied nigger
The vf gf
got retarded depression
Got sun rash
gf got split roasted by jake and cody but won't give my bollocks some love
Got hypomania
fart loading 35%
Hate waking up on weekdays.
Literally just waking up against my will, earlier than i want to - to subject myself to 40 minutes of commuting and 8 hours of bored
I have 8 million types of heroin for you today and all of them are about to be contaminated because I'm on my period and I'm 38 and I just had a miscarriage and I've been trying to get off for 12 days straight and when you walked up to me with your 10 um Chinese drug couriers uh around you I got off and I know it took me 12 days to get off but I did and so I was wondering if you could just do whatever you did before so I don't have to yodel on top of a garbage can for so long.
I was just wondering if you could just walk up with those 12 people once a year and I'll pay you a million dollars a year for that. Would you do that for me Jack Klaus? Cool so you're hired.
John Miriam your cartel has arrived and we have 852,000 types of China white for you and we have 955,000 types of smokable and shootable heroin for you for all we have smokable cocaine and it's all rocked up for you. Will you let us deal your cocaine and heroin mixed together?
This is Jack Klaus and I'm attracted to my immediate family and I've been trying to rape them in a real way and that's why I'm a registered sex offender and I'm everyone here and we're attracted to them because they deal drugs.
>People with BPD often engage in idealization and devaluation of others, alternating between high positive regard for people and great disappointment in them.[22] Their feelings about others often shift from admiration or love to anger or dislike after a disappointment, a threat of losing someone, or a perceived loss of esteem in the eyes of someone they value.
kek, this is me
Tell her you don't mind her being a slot, as long as she keeps up the good work.
>BPD
i drive an hour and a half to work every day. i guess it's different over here
But what if I feel all that toward myself?
Ah yes a crackhead ramble
building an entrance based on st pengcras station lads
gonna be piff
*grabs your sack and gives it a twist*
Thought it was Auschwitz at first ngl
Picking my mate up from the airport in a bit lads
Why do auristic people love trains
Why are all the Brits who post in /brit/ either druggies or suicidal sad acts?
how long did this take
You. Yeah, YOU.
Have sex. Wet your dick. Lay eggs. Fuck.
Because this is Jow Forums duh
Not high up on my list of shit I need to do
Bought the second hand mattress that I’m currently sleeping on from some guy in the dingiest east belfast unionist enclave I’ve ever had the misfortune of crossing, I’ve yet to break it in with my own musk. I need a woman in it to truly break it in.
Blog on
>second hand mattress
i'd rather sleep on the floor, literally
are you mental?
All yanks who post in /brit/ are either sexual deviants or politically radical in some way or another. Not many dopeheads or saddos posting in this general from the states.
rude
Are you fucking kidding me man like 75% of the resident weirdos are American or American lite; schizo, malaponte, the pedo, the scat fetishist emma poster, the guy who’s on the run from the police for beating his son, the guy who posts homicide and torture fanfic. You lot are fucked.
>Tries to turn over a new leaf with a decent guy
Pretty hard to "turn a new leaf" when the damage is already done
Not your blog.
Suit yourself pal
*kicks ur ass out of my comfy bed and onto the floor*
Heh
like 45 minutes
i'll lean into it
sleeping on the floor is good for your back
Do you sleep on the floor
I'm not advocating seeking out ex-slags but if you find yourself in a relationship with one then you've got a choice to make. Being a tit about it isn't going to help, just finish it or get over it.
a single sentence hardly constitutes a blog
And another thing is that there are numerous American posters who shoot H, there isn’t a single non American flag in these threads that takes heroin
lol
>the guy who’s on the run from the police for beating his son, the guy who posts homicide and torture fanfic.
Wait, what?
Btw I forgot Liam and there’s a plethora of American posters from the Midwest and Sourh (not sure if hey still post) that shoot black tar heroin and have posted timestamps before
people say this but have you ever slept on the floor? If you want to wake up sore as fuck I'd highly recommend it.
no but i have before
yeah because you're getting used to it
Fail to understand how sleeping on an uncomfortable and hard surface beats sleeping on a soft mattress designed to support ones body
I've been sleeping on the floor for months. If you stay on your back it's fine and easy to get used to
I always sleep on my side anyway.
keeps your spine straight init
this but unironically. was about to say if you sleep on your back you get used to it and its comfy
thats bad for you la
Dunno why you would voluntarily sleep on the floor unless you cannot afford or are too lazy to purchase a bed which I suspect some of you are