Everyone likes to laugh at America, they like to laugh at our obesity, our obession with guns...

Everyone likes to laugh at America, they like to laugh at our obesity, our obession with guns, and our terrible education...

But I ask you this... Who has won the most wars in history? America. Who was the first to ban slavery? America. Who was the first nation to successfully employ democracy?

You may laugh at our hicks and our fat beer bellys, but let me warn you, come to America and it's a wild west, and there are two types of people in the wild west: Outlaws and Pioneers... Which are you?

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damn...

LUMBAGO

Didn’t read but I’m sure it’s favorable towards my country so I’m calling you based

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Most of our history is just forgotten.

Arthur > John
RDR > RDR 2
Fite me

Your hands upon a deadman's gun

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MANGOES

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>glamorise being warmongerers
mockery justified

Based
RDR UN > RDR > RDR 2*
fix'd

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>Undead Nightmare 2 never ever
Fuck Red Dead (((Online))) desu

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>Who was the first to ban slavery?
You were the only cunt who actually had till 19th century
>Who has won the most wars in history?
You had no major wars on your territory mate.
You just participated in conflicts and gain profit from it.
Well except that one time you shit your pants against muddy vietcong peasants lol.
>Who was the first nation to successfully employ democracy?
As I recall it was Greece like thousand of years before U S A did even happen.
And looking down on you now I wouldn't label it as "succesful" as well as "real democracy" don't you think?

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>You were the only cunt who actually had till 19th century
Absolute fucking state of Russian education Jesus Christ

*responds to obvious euro bait*

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>Implying that this board is anything other than Euromutts and us baiting each other

>It lasted until 1865, when it was prohibited nationally by the Thirteenth Amendment.
Absolute fucking state of American education Dios Mio

Maybe so. Maybe so. But you came to the wrong neighborhood you nigger faggot kike cuck jew whore swine shit homosexual fucking pig and now you will realise that my gang the Jokers control this area *does manical laugh*

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Brazil and cuba had it more than the yanks.

>Being ESL
I'm so sorry for you.

God I want to play Rdr2 again, but I'm holding out for when it hits PC.