Finish the sentence

As an American, I _____.

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shart

get shot

As an American, I hate the Beatles.
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved. In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it grunge or U2) and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, a lot of rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of rock criticism: rock critics are basically publicists working for major labels, distributors and record stores. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from.

Samefaggot

I imagine conversations in my head before they start and I get flustered when they don't go the way I expected.

thank you for your service

Believe the economy will work only if rich people don't pay taxes, don't pay their employees, and take money from the government

want a gf

blah blah blah

blah blah blah

Im an American and I want to spend government money on making sure every classroom to have a gun, but asking for better wages and supplies is socialism.

get shot

Be an American

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will be a minority in my own country in 25 years

want a cheeseburger

*fires AR-15*

As an American, I Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.

Got rejected by an insurance company because they count occasional sinus headaches as a preexisting condition.

support a Trump dictatorship and hope he refuses to step down from the presidency

based

YEAH KILL EM

am fat.

Republicans are not human and therefore not american

AAAAAUGH....

... Ought to be thanked for my distinguished service

It's a misconception that people in the military arrogantly expect to be showered with thanks. There are obviously a minority who have a shameless jock mentality about it, but in my experience servicemen tend to be humbled and embarrassed when thanked.

He's talking about the "service" the us has done to the world not veterans. bruh.

>president dispatched an experienced envoy to our country and helped pressure the transitional military council
American geopolitical influence can be great

As an American, I have 8 million types of heroin for you today and all of them are about
to be contaminated because I'm on my period and I'm 38 and I just had abmiscarriage and I've been trying to get off for 12 days straight and
when you walked up to me with your 10 um Chinese drug couriers uh around you I got off and I know it took me 12 days to get off but I did and so I was wondering if you could just do whatever you did before so I don't have to yodel on top of a garbage can for so long. I was just
wondering if you could just walk up with those 12 people once a year and I'll pay you a million dollars a year for that. Would you do that for
me Jack Klaus? Cool so you're hired. John Miriam your cartel has arrived and we have 852,000 types of China white for you and we have 955,000 types of smokable and shootable heroin for you for all we have smokable cocaine and it's all rocked up for you. Will you let us deal your cocaine and heroin mixed together? This is Jack Klaus and I'm attracted to my immediate family and I've been trying to rape them in a real way and that's why I'm a registered sex offender and I'm everyone
here and we're attracted to them because they deal drugs.