/cum/ + friends

Shut up faggot

i agree that a more authoritarian style government would be beneficial for the country but due to the origins and history of the US it would be hard to implement with the potential backlash. The chinese push back sometimes but are more used to it and it is basically a Han ethnostate so it is easier to get together on

Suck my big toe, or my small pp.

have you guys invaded iran yet?
i dont really keep up with the news

oWo

Hope not
The ideal scenario now is old faithful going tits up and wiping out 90% of the pro israel evangelists.

Really miss my (last(only)) friend.
She hasn't talked to me in almost a year. Saw her at the cafe a while ago and got very nearly blanked .
I don't get it.

You're either a woman or a faggot. Either way you can fuck off.

nah i think britbongs were closer to doin it last i heard

did you steal her panties?
you stole her panties didnt you

n-no

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K. Rool

Muslims shouldn't be allowed to post on /cum/

Is this true? Are we really the bad guys?

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pretzel m&ms are pretty good

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i’ve said the shahada ironically does that count

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yes

No, i smelled her boots/socks once though. Faux fur lined boots with mid calf striped socks on jan. 04 2018.
The boots were new and only smelled like the material, the socks smelled like the boots.

they're alright, but peanut are my favorite

Why would you say that there is but one god, and muhammad his messenger ironically?

peanut is my favorite too
tried the caramel ones recently. not good.

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as a joke because it sounds funny in arabic
lalalalalalalala

based but weird and the date thing is also weird
maybe thats why she stopped talking to you, you pervert

youtu.be/-0jldWayKzk

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noted. have you tried the crisp ones? they're decent too.

That was my only friend for a very long time, i can't help the things i remember and she never knew about what i did that day. I remember everything she told me after our 7th encounter (jun. 26 2017) when i decided that she was okay.

You do what you gotta do. Things are better now that the Cold War is over

LA ILAHA ALALLAHU

I have 8 million types of heroin for you today and all of them are about to be contaminated because I'm on my period and I'm 38 and I just had a miscarriage and I've been trying to get off for 12 days straight and when you walked up to me with your 10 um Chinese drug couriers uh around you I got off and I know it took me 12 days to get off but I did and so I was wondering if you could just do whatever you did before so I don't have to yodel on top of a garbage can for so long.
I was just wondering if you could just walk up with those 12 people once a year and I'll pay you a million dollars a year for that. Would you do that for me Jack Klaus? Cool so you're hired.
John Miriam your cartel has arrived and we have 852,000 types of China white for you and we have 955,000 types of smokable and shootable heroin for you for all we have smokable cocaine and it's all rocked up for you. Will you let us deal your cocaine and heroin mixed together?
This is Jack Klaus and I'm attracted to my immediate family and I've been trying to rape them in a real way and that's why I'm a registered sex offender and I'm everyone here and we're attracted to them because they deal drugs.

so you were only friends for like 2 years?
are you sure she was a friend and not desperately waiting for you to fuck her
ive had that happen before, they just sorta ignore youo when they realize youre too dumb to get the hint

>the Cold War is over
Umm swety it’s back on
End Of History has ended

yeah crispy is good
i prefer reeses pieces to peanut butter m&ms. too much peanut butter in those.

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Gamer Girl Grool M&Ms

exquisite taste Tbh

Yeah things are heating back up again, someone has to put the chinks in their place

She was weird around me sexually, but she was newly married and just moved to the US so I knew she was just confused, lonely, and looking for an outlet.

I would never have touched her like that. There are so few people I've connected with emotionally i would never let my evil penis get in the way. I can fuck girls i have disdain for like i have been my entire life.

Just a quick point of personal privilege...
SNEED

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>Chinese vendor I emailed says the zo isn’t illegal and he will be back in stock in a couple days
Was it a false alarm? Should I buy another decades supply?

Might post my dick if you guys wanna see it

nigga ur gonna get busted buying and possessing quantities like that

aren't you the user who has done heroin?

I posted my flaccid dong a while back. Do it if you want.

Wont somebody think of 4channel’s ad revenue

only if its small and cute

how do i make friends or get a girlfriend while in college? i am going into 3rd year. should i join a club or something

Only snorted a lil fentanyl mix, not sure what’s in it. Wasn’t that great, felt good for an hour hen felt sick for an hour.

This is all a work of fiction.

More than one user here has enjoyed heroin, some even used enough to no longer enjoy it.

A day in the life.

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Alright
It’s pretty small
Don’t know about cute

That is a wholly unattractive penis. Melanin is fucking weird.

Thats your best bet. Finding people with similar interests makes finding friends a lot easier

bruh lol

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That’s not very nice
Maybe it’s just the angle
Post your dick so we can compare

Talking to a Latina but feel narcissistic like I could do better
should I just give her a chance?

me no likey

Urkel...

maybe she used you and doesnt need an outlet anymore
maybe her husband felt threatened and told her to stop talking with you

anyways if i were you i'd tell her how you feel about her
nothing to lose at this point desu

Yeah, same guy insane article .how do you get a mask and a decapitation instrument in prison? Fucking thirdies.

Anyone who makes fun of my dick is jealous desu

i want to make one of the vaporwave pics like pic related but about protecting nebraska from i*wans

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Her husband actually really liked me and knew i had only good intentions. He knew she needed emotional help and was sad when i stopped coming around.
She blocked my number though and I'm not going to harass her to unburden myself. It's not worth it.

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>She blocked my number though
bruh what did you do
youre obviously not telling the full story

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Those Fashwave memes are some of my favorites

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To be fair, everyone's the bad guy. We're just bigger and badder than most.

Let's talk politics

ew no wtf
Imagine being someone who makes this post

No stop

Jealous of having a tiny, ugly dick?
Explains why you turn most women you meet into trannies.

We worked together and i left without giving a proper goodbye or something. I know she was very hurt and blamed herself that i left. It was a family bussiness, thats why i knew and was close to her husband also.

Lole imagine walking into the men's bathroom and seeing this

Jesus Brazil, what the fuck.

turn 360° and walk away

REALLY wish australians would quit shitposting for once.

also what happened to bruce?

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Trannies are so gross.

dont know what to tell you user, you fucked up
can still fix it though i guess but whatever

Hope he got banned for being an annoying little bitch

He seems to post every once in a while, unless that’s another aussie

I wonder how that would work if they've had the ftm genital reconstruction and C-section wasn't a viable option for some reason.

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Are we already in the age of ONLY 2000s KIDS WILL UNDERSTAND

Jesus Christ I’m getting old fast

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yeah and it only gets faster from your 20's on

t. boomer crackin' an sippin'

We had a strange, tenuous relationship. There's nothing i can do at this point i dont think. I'm just bugging because, i thought she would make me a rahki and we would know eachother forever and be family. I was sick and afraid to say anything though.just venting and shitposting.

youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

Tryna take the gogetter pill before it’s too late

Certain things, there are no pills for.

No shit.
Does this actually surprise people?
Governments and corporations have been doing this shit for decades.

if you like detective series, I recommend "the sinner", it's pretty good.

youtu.be/nO3UTMZoCfE

NOOOO AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
WHY WAS THIS IN MY RECOMMENDED

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sheesh