>Freedom of speech
>Wealthy citizens, much wealthier than in Europe
>Very high living standards
>People live in actual big homes, not like the small suffocating dens w*stern europeans live
>Very low unemployment, everyone can find a job if they want to
>American dream is still alive
>Biggest and most powerful empire the history has ever seen
>They’re actually white, and they rarely mix with lations and blacks, not like MuttRope when they give their daughters to blacks out of fear they will be called racist if they dont
>Only their naval fleet can conquer every country in the world, except Russia and China
>People are actually friendly
>If you’re born in a upper middle income white family, you’re literally living the dream
Why are europoors, especially w*stern europoors so jealous of this country?
Freedom of speech
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Yuropoor cope.
Don't have the money to move there, or else i'd buy a shack in the middle of nowhere in maine and live in the woods for the rest of my life
It's jealousy and cope. You learn to live with it. It's not our fault they're born in inferior countries.
>freedom of speech if youre rich
>wealthy if you have rich parents
>high living standards in cities but with wage stagnation so youll never live there without being born rich
>big homes that you rent and never have the chance to own
>very low unemployment, but everyone has to work 3 jobs to keep a roof over their head
>the american dream is dead, class mobility is non-existent with few celebrity exceptions
>56% white
If i was stinking rich i would move to the USA.
But since i am dirt poor i thank my Lucky stars that i was born In Finland
The only thing I envy them is the 2nd amendment and you didn't even mention that. Great post.
>Freedom of speech
Yeah, look how well that turned out
>Wealthy citizens, much wealthier than in Europe
Standards of living are much lower and there's a huge class divide
>People live in actual big homes, not like the small suffocating dens w*stern europeans live
Sure, if you live in the middle of bumfuck Kentucky or some shit.
>American dream is still alive
You'll make more money here, but you probably won't survive long enough to enjoy the fruits of your labor
>Biggest and most powerful empire the history has ever seen
We are a superpower, but the cost is that fucked over civilians and the perception of how foreigners think of us
>They’re actually white, and they rarely mix with lations and blacks, not like MuttRope when they give their daughters to blacks out of fear they will be called racist if they dont
States have more whites than others, but race mixing is encouraged and celebrated
>Only their naval fleet can conquer every country in the world, except Russia and China
This doesn't help the average American in any way
>People are actually friendly
This is a huge meme. Friendliness here is nothing more than just a charade. Nothing we say is genuine. "How are you" is nothing more than a greeting and "Bless your heart" means dumb fucking cunt
>If you’re born in a upper middle income white family, you’re literally living the dream
I won't argue this.
>look how well that turned out
Pretty well.
>inb4 muh political tensions and retarded people spouting bullshit
They're normal in literally every country, even those where open discourse is censored.
You know you have first world problems when you consider your basic rights a hindrance out of boredom
Envious? You envy living in fear, not knowing when the next massacre is going to happen because some Incel got his fee-fees hurt. What I would give just for one month of stability.
You'll get lonely, and Maine is kind of expensive.
If I were rich, I would live in Finland
>>If you’re born in a upper middle income white family, you’re literally living the dream
This is the only thing that's correct.
>If I were rich, I would live in Finland
Not the same user, but why? You're much freer to roll around in excess and subjugate the plebs than in Finland. Life is great here for most people but if I were filthy rich and wanted to make the most out of it, I'd do it in the US.
>i would live in Finland?
Literally why? Finland is a cold barren place, and that coldness is reflected at their grim cold population. I seriously do not understand who invented this ‘finlan is ebic’ meme. You literally make as much money as a person in Germany, France or Belgium, yet the prices are much more expensive. Chances are you wont make a single friend even after years of living there. Their language is autistic, same as their people, which is clearly obvious by the large number of finns contaminating this board. The only fun thing to do there is drink yourself to death. Look at this picture and tell me if you would like to live in that barren icy shithole. You don’t understand how good you have it in US
I envy being able to protect myself instead of relying on a police force that doesn't give a shit. I envy being able to carry a concealed handgun when my job forces me to spend a few days in a city that just had a multiple stabbing to the sound of "allah akbar"
because he's retarded. If he wanted to live in a frozen shithole he could just go to Alaska and that's way prettier than Finland.
I can't take 3rd world posters serious on such topics
>You're much freer to roll around in excess and subjugate the plebs than in Finland
This can be done to an even greater degree in other countries (SEA, some Latin American countries) though.
I'm not him but not everyone wants to make friends or be around "friendly" people. Americans are known for "friendliness" and I detest it. And a lot of people like cold weather, a lot of American states can get extremely cold too.
You got no arguments, Herrman?
>alaska
>way prettier than finland
Alaska looks like some post-soviet shithole from Siberia.
thank you for your service
>Beautiful nature
>Healthy food
>I wouldn't be some corporate slave where I get less than 10 days of Vacation time a year
>People seem genuinely friendly. They may not be extroverted like Americans, but they're far less shallow and vain than Americans
>Peaceful atmosphere. I don't have to constantly worry about who may or may not shoot me.
>Public transportation. I'm hate driving with a passion and would love if I could eliminate from my life
>I can actually visit the other Scandinavian countries with ease
Funland is a flat shithole
Massive cope
>Look at this picture and tell me if you would like to live in that barren icy shithole
Sounds great. Imagine walking up to several of these people and striking a conversation, doing your best to look earnest but really you're just enjoying raping their personal space and making them uncomfortable. And then you don't even take the bus.
>Wealthy citizens
Kind of, go to Appalachia and there won't be a whole lot of wealth, poorer than "europoors" desu.
>big homes
True, but they are all cultureless, copy-paste atrocity McMansions.
>white
nah senpai
>people are friendly
they really aren't either
Everything else is pretty accurate though.
>I seriously do not understand who invented this ‘finlan is ebic’ meme
Probably people who do studies about where people on average have the highest quality of life and stuff like that. Also that pic looks kinda comfy, I really like that blueness of cold winter mornings.
>This can be done to an even greater degree in other countries (SEA, some Latin American countries) though.
Sure, but I'd also want some sort of stability and assurances that an angry mob won't storm my palace. The US is fairly stable and for a filthy rich person, has most to offer out of Western world I'd say.
Also don't forget about hospital bills, mass shootings and (((cutting)))
>copy paste buildings
as opposed to copy/paste commieblocks and concrete suburbs?
>highest quality of life
>no friends
>limited social life
>can only have sex with girls if you’re both wasted
>no sun
>cold most of the time
>massive suicide rate
>one of the top countries with the highest prescriptions of anti depressants
Only finns and autists can enjoy Finland and nobody else
That's fair t b h. The McMansion style just triggers me a lot kek.
Eh... USA is great but I don't advise everyone to come here. It's not for everyone.
>hospital bills
Not if you have ensurance, which most people have
>mass shootings
Its a bit of a problem, but the nr of victims is still quite low, if we’re soing per/capita
At least I can actually live a life past the age of 35.
>Not if you have ensurance, which most people have
You still have to pay money even with insurance.
Prove the existence of Albania
Do you know any Albanian?
Do you know anyone who knows an Albanian?
Have you heard of an Albanian?
Do you know the title of any Albanian book?
Have you heard a word in Albanian?
Do you know Albanian currency?
Have you ever seen an Albanian license plate?
Have you seen any pictures from Albania?
Have you ever heard of Albanian cuisine?
What about Albanian music?
Do you know the Albanian area code?
Or maybe you know an Albanian company?
What about an Albanian movie?
Do you know about any historical event concerning Albania?
What is the name of the President of Albania?
Are you sure this is a republic?
If so, maybe you've heard about some elections somewhere?
Or is it a monarchy?
Do they even have a king?
Have you ever seen a label that says 'Made in Albania'?
Show me the Albanian character coding.
Try a trip to Albania from a travel agency.
Buy "Albanian phrasebook" somewhere.
Find an institute of Albanian philology at a university.
Or maybe they don't speak Albanian?
Ask anyone what they know about Albania.
Name at least one player on the Albanian football team.
Or maybe you know an Albanian football club (FK Kukësi doesn't count, you see these substituted Brazilians, don't you?)?
Any footballer from Albania at all? And no, the fact that they're in Fif doesn't count.
Do you know at least one Albanian band?
And any Albanian singer or singer?
Give me at least one Albanian composer.
Name three Albanian cities. And don't try to look in the atlas - everything is falsified there.
Okay, so at least two Albanian rivers.
Okay, let's do it - one Albanian monument.
And why was Kosovo created?
I think that speaks for itself.
>no friends
that's a meme
>no sun
>cold most of the time
I like that
Even in europe you pay money to get insurance, that’s obvious. The difference is that the median salary in US is higher than the median salary in E*rope, and once you have insurance in US you actually get top notch medical service. I heard that with Obama Care even poor black people can afford ensurance
>>They’re actually white
Maybe all of the memes and stereotypes we like to spread aren't terribly accurate? Idk weird suggestion I know.
>no sun
>cold most of the time
>can only have sex with girls if you’re both wasted
Lmao wot
No it’s not. Due to widespread racism that continues even today, they didnt mix with blacks or latinos, unlike Fr*nce
im want to become an American citizen and live in the USA
You couldn't even give a proper answer, you're just spouting memes
he's right though, and finns are poor.
Im not 100% sure about the third, but the first 2 are statistically and scientifically accurate
>once you have insurance in US you actually get top notch medical service
kek, no
And no, on top of paying for insurance you also have to pay for medical treatment on top of that. Even people with insurance can be driven to bankruptcy, insurance doesn't cover everything (and in fact, with a lot of ACA plans, will only cover preventative care, everything else is incredibly expensive).
>the median salary in US is higher than the median salary in E*rope
Sure but half of the country is shitskins so that makes no difference whatsoever
Lol, this is basically
>let me tell you about your country
In Belgium, i used to get around 70% coverage from insurance, on top of paying for it directly and indirectly in the form of taxes
people tell me about my country everyday
Thank you for proving my point.
Also don’t forget that Norway and Switzerland are much more expensive than US
Then you should know better.
that's not how it works on anonymous image boards
Right, sorry
>Be Amerigoblin
>Get shot
Fuck wh*Tes
now you're getting it
Sweden YES
>>Very low unemployment, everyone can find a job if they want to
That's not saying much.
Fuck him ameribro. Sweden is lost forever anyways. In Malmo you rarely see a white person
Not only white people are mass shooters.
Most people know it's very dark during winter but people don't seem to realise that the flipside of that is that it's bright almost all the time during summer. Also this summer has been really sunny and hot, which is why I thought your comment was especially amusing. The third one is true in the sense that alcohol is a social lubricant and in a lot of places it makes it easier to approach people and so on. But casual hook-up culture is pretty normal here, among younger folk.
Like you would know. To ground you: Malmö, the most dangerous city in Sweden, has the same homicide rate as New York City, the safest major city in the US
>Freedom of speech
>Murica
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How's that gun permit from the army coming along Pedro?