How people react when a tourist speak your language in your cunt?
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never happens
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Que?
still ignore them
le croissant, paella mussolino fromage
I bet I'm about to blow the minds of many Italians when I go there as a tourist
make sure to do the hand gestures or they won't understand you
I see you're a man of social competence just like myself
fetuccini ravioli belissimo :)
Rude & Frenchpilled
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Fuck off we full
Half this country speaks italian
It's expected
This
This, but not all tourists are created equal.
Almost every anglo tourist will tell you they've been "studying Italian" or that they have "Italians in the family".
Then they'll throw a couple of badly pronounced stock phrases at you, which is apparently all the progress they've made in their "years of studying".
Japanese tourists also have an unusually high percentage of people studying the language, though they'll shock you for the opposite reasons.
Once I spoke with this girl who had apparently been studying it for like 6 months and was already semi-fluent, blew my mind.
They never get it right, though. Even when they know a phrase or two it's always horrible sounding.
Diaspora does but we don't
Your language is too fucking complicated
Only crofters, fishermen and old men speak my language so if they spoke it no one would understand them.
Is your native language Manx or some shit?
Once I came across an FFFO, fat filthy French otaku, who spoke weird otaku words of Japanese. He asked me where's Akiba!
At the moment I felt chill of fear and I couldn't stop crying,
"Creepy weirdo!!!"
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Literally never happened
>says grazie with 10 Zs
>bongionno
>bonaserra
>puts accent on every sillable in a sentence
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Scots.
>shake hands aggressively
I learned some Japanese here on /int. Don't know what it means though.
おい、チョンさん、いい加減に自分の国に帰れ
Well you might as well consider German our real language
Annoyance
People in East Asian get mad if you don't but if you do speak they start treating you like a local or just sigh of relief.
Most people don't care.
In China people are like "well I can't scam them now"
cringe
scots isn't a language
Is this how you cope?
I molligrantit, an I s' uncolies for hiz.
Siclik thocht makit a feck greit tae aa the ganeris.
Whilk man is throu-gangin een efter the his sibman dillit? Nane, onie the ill-ae wudnae quat hame efter hearkin at dule speirins.
Nae gyurd or aumous will mak him wone onie mair, juist ae ymp.
Aa ae ou.
I've coft a fossit beeldfram wae meikle bairnis in the beeld. I behecht ye, I'm no for tae fliss it an it willnae becamand drouktit wae me grangorie skeed.
Yes, it is a dialect of English.
It isn't a language though
What the fuck is this Chaucer-sounding nonsense? vocaroo this now
laugh and ask them to speak english
>Aa ae ou.
>Imagine being this much of a cuck
I met a couple of Japanese tourists asking me for directions in Korean. And I happened to speak Japanese as well so I answered them back in Japanese. After that, we hit it off and I hang around with them, guiding them around the city and we've been in touch since then.
We also exchanged contact information so we can keep in touch and let each other know before either of us visits the others country.
Woah thanks bro. I didn't understand a word. Sounds like a viking with a scottish accent
It means, not literally, all the same.
This is a second recording of "aa ae ou" since I wasn't happy with that.
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It's mostly irritating and confusing since they know simple greetings and the like, but are completely incapable of saying anything else. So what's the fucking point?
Used to drive me bonkers when I worked retail and tourists would say hey in Swedish and then you'd say something and they'd be confused as hell and more or less refuse to admit they were foreign. Like just say 'hello' and the clerk understands you don't understand Swedish.
>Tourist speaks with a mexican accent and using mexican slang
At least he won't be as swarthy as you are.
Once there was a spanish guy with an asian gf who stopped me to ask about taxis. Hew as talking to me in a broken arabic and we had a conversion and he told me he was traveling arabic countries right now. I told him how cool that was and told him how good his arabic is and told him to enjoy his vacation. I didn't know many Spanish words but at the end I said "take care amigo" while walking away and he laughed.
Never happens, they speak Hebrew really badly and in sitcoms they always laugh at how foreigners who never learned Hebrew properly speak Hebrew
True,hes red and getting skin cancer
Based
>Aa ae ou.
>posting an acutal monkey
>not posting the Putin monkey pic
You had one job user
The white man appropriating the yellow man’s culture. No one’s surprised.
I wanted to but I couldn't find it so I just downloaded a picture of an orangutan kek
>europoor language
>complicated
Then I challenge you to learn French Ann speak it fluently in less than six weeks. I'll give you 1940€ if you do it.
based and friendship-pilled
Why are you bullying me over my language?
D’accord. J’essayerai mais je vais vouloir plus d’argent.
yeah, there's no chance of tourists getting our language right. My favourite among them are the Anglos because they are just hopeless. Their pronunciation of our word for thanks, hvala is 'hahveluh'
Can confirm. Even if they know you aren't really that good, once you make the mistake of ordering something in Finnish and the cashier asks question and you ask them to switch to english they wont, they just start talking slower and simpler until you understand.
Jesus calm down, it's not the end of the world
Who are you talking to?
whats the actual pronunciation
I’d guess it’s /hvala/. Most languages are fairly logical like that, and I know serbo-croatian is at least.
>hvala
Najslabše je z izgovorom Ljubljane, čeprav gre tukaj največja krivda slovenistom čsi
But your language is basically Serbian though
>wow you speak better than most of the locals!!
never happens
It sounds cute at least for me, especially when they talk broken Spanish
By beating them into the concrete
What do you think?
Switch to English immediately, like even before they've said half a word.
Zdravo brate hvala wodke Ljubljana Maribor Handanovic Zizek
I've seen some french guys and americans speaking portuguese, but they all live here, I never saw a tourist speaking portuguese
Aren't you giving them toothbrush?
Spanish turists try it all the time. We don't notice because we think they're still just speaking spanish.
spanish speaking tourists*
Insult them as they do mistakes.
>do mistakes
You don't "do" mistakes, you "make" mistakes, retard.
:^)
brb killing myself
>do mistakes
You fucking retarded Kr*ut
foiba
trieste
>croissant
That's French though lol
How people are supposed to be interested in your language if you behave like this?
Why would you want dumb tourists learning your language?
I do this, except that I don't mean to. Can't help that Hi and Hej sound the exact same.
I reply in English
This is the kind of mentality that make people not want to learn your language. Sucks we are forced to speak English as soon as we leave our comfort zone. People are supposed to LEARN the language of the country they are travelling To, hence the translataion books there is in tourism agencies.
lol
diaspora STRONK
what's the difference? why can't i "do" a mistake?
I pretend I'm from another linguistic region
The first reaction is always "wtf".
Then it's either answering them back in Polish or trying to figure out what they were attempting to say. Usually the latter.
Ignore the scrub, eve if he talks English.
Source for the pic pls?
Emma
I think usually people find it cute.
It's expected, unless it's a British or Australian accent. People react stronger when you don't speak English.
it's really only anglos that don't even try to speak it
I know but where is it from