Is it true that Eurosubhumanretards think avocados are gross because they’re unable to comprehend the concept of time and distance, and are thus unable to understand that the avocados they’re getting are trash due to distance and instead believe that all avocados are bland and disgusting like the bottom of the barrel garbage they get?
Is it true that Eurosubhumanretards think avocados are gross because they’re unable to comprehend the concept of time...
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They're grown in Spain my dude.
>they’re grown in Spain
How does it change the fact that theyre grown out of ideal conditions and are bland garbage?
Avocados were a hype in 2014 or so when all the trendy coffee bars put them on toast and in salads. I think nowadays Europeans think avocados are cringe
And they’re fucking horrible
I tried avocados while in France and they were hard watery garbage
I hope Australia and New Zealand don’t suffer from the same issue
What the fuck is even the appeal of avacado? It taste like fucking dirt, and no amount 'flavour enhancement' makes it better.
Europe is cringe
>out of ideal conditions
Such as ?
Brown people inside meme. They pretend they are great and everyone who dislikes them is a pleb/had a bad one.
avocadoes are out of style, but those poor Americans are always a little behind, aren't they?
The absolute state of Asturian “people” and “Austrian” agriculture
Austergotland should be nuked
Cringecoping Eurostralopithecus
Can’t accept the fact that they’re receiving a second rate product from the failed state of Spain
Thank you for your service
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN AVOCADOES ARE A DEAD MEME, BUT I JUST BOUGHT 2 CARTS FULL OF THEM!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
she looks italian
I like avocados but Im too lazy to cook with them
Having bland avocados beats getting shot while shopping for avocados
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>mutt humor
i still eat avocados desu, it's just food my dude
>banter
Oh no no
This reality, you'll have to face it as soon as you leave your cardboard house for the first time in years
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Avocado isn't used in lots of dishes here like in Mexico so nobody cares really
yes we plant that fancy shit for salads here too, also pineapple, potatoes, turkey and all that ...
Never had an avocado that wasn't bland, so they all must be. Simple as.
you have to go back
Some people do but it's not really part of any cuisine here so in 2014 suddenly everyone wanted avocados and knew a thousand dishes for them. Then a few years later they went back to being a little niche fruit again.
yelling over the sound of Kayydenn's shooting spree
You can seethe and cope and reddit meme as much as you want mutt, doesn't change the fact that you live in a warzone
I like awokado
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE WOMEN HORMONES AND PESTICIDES IN OUR FOOD??? WELL AT LEAST OUR AVOCADOES TASTE GOOD, I'VE ONLY TRIED ONE EUROPEAN AVOCADO FROM ALDI IN MY WHOLE LIFE, BUT I CAN TELL OURS ARE BETTER
I ate one fresh off the tree in Belize and it was essentially the same except much bigger
You’re really epic bro holy shit this is based Jow Forums humor is so fucking hilarious bro keep posting this it’s based
cope
Yeah we all know you’re coping no reason to say it
Get a fucking job you loser it’s almost noon where you live why fuck are you on Jow Forums
hello idiot
The only good Avocados come from clones of a single mutant tree.
en.wikipedia.org
80% of all avocados grown in the US and 95% grown in California are all clones of this one mutant tree
Holy shit OP, why the fuck are you so fucking autistic over fucking AVOCADOS? Are you a soccer mom or something?
Imagine being genuinely angry at strangers on the internet cause they don't like a fruit hahahahh
Never liked avocado. Just tastes of nothing and feel like airy butter.
it never ceases to amaze me that only brazilians actually know what avocados are used for
Ok macaco
are you mad for not knowing how to prepare food?
We have Pidser and Koler while you have to crawl out into the jungle to collect fruits
I don't think throwing an avocado with some milk into a mixer can be called "preparing food" desu
this
but that's literally all you're supposed to do with it.
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I know, and the point is that even a child could do that, so what's there to be mad about?
that's what i'm asking. why is upset?
Retard american we grow them here too.
Here's one in my backyard for self consumption
No it doesn't, only if you're eating it after its ripe and its starting to rot
>y-you just don't get it
Trying that nauseating garbage once was enough
How can a single fruit be so nutritious? Lìterally the food of the gods
> being white in 2019
Yikes
U do realise that this girl is Dasha Taran and very popular? Kek baited
Shes Russian