What countries objectively have the best food?

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No I'm not, but here's an anime girl

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Beautiful

>Russia

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India, Mexico and the USA unironically

I actually tried one in Brisbane and it was pretty tasty

spic food is pretty good desu

Americans don't get it, do they?

Faggot g.co/kgs/BS3Y3G

is that ketchup on the top

mexico

>france
>italy
>we

Poland > Russia
You get 80 % of all Russian dishes, but also real sausages, bread and cheese

This is a pizza, how do Italians feel about this?

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>ketchup
for what purpose?

Do you think we're savages? It's clearly sauce

What 80% are you talking about?

looks like something a convict would make with his commissary
makes sense that it's an australian dish

aren't the japanese ones chinese dumplings?

>sausages, bread and cheese
isn't it a 80% of what german cuisine consists?

yes they stole so much of our culture

It's not stealing if you make it better

Irradiating food =/= making oy better

looks like it tastes really good but thats not a pizza

based and redpilled

Can confirm, Russian cuisine is shit

Russian cuisine is the best

Kvass soup :')

>he brought up the least tasteful dish
You are not even russian, subhuman

Herring cake :'}

Russia has the most underrated cuisine ever, lots of good shit to eat in the motherland

okroshka is a godsent

I'm eating this currently

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But this is goddtier, just like olivie

India is the only correct answer

bird's milk cake :')

>Russia

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It's less abnormal than you think, there are towns in the Salerno area for example known for their peculiarly tick/tall pizzas, although the dough isn't exactly like that pic, it's soft

Ahem.

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French eat snails and frogs. Whoever tricked the world into believing France has good cuisine is the greatest con artist to have ever lived.

Here

We eat at least frogs too

I can excuse it for all the other actually good food you guys made

All pic related other than the American one are great.

What's so bad about snails and frogs?

please excuse my countrymanchild who only eats chicken tendies and steak.

>French niggas look at a snail and be like ah oui oui what a tasty snack!

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I used to hate this as a kid. Now i can eat it, it's ok. Still not tasty tho.

90% of Russian dishes taste better than they look. Most of them look like absolute fucking garbage though, olivie looks like vomit, herring cake looks like vomit and shit rotten flesh mixed together, and kholodets... well it’s a fucking meat jelly it looks like dogfood

what's inside that argentina thing?

I like syrnikis

love

America has the best pie.

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>objectively
>for me

What's wrong with insects, are you a pussy?

We eat snails too, they can vary from flavorless to delicious depending on what you put on them

that gyoza is not from ours. It's from China though.

>puts ketchup on everything
you lot really are yanks

You win... I love it so much.

饺子

Poland

>the best food
>Russia

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ewww

What is it?

China should participate, too
It is China to have invented the gyoza

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>饺子
I thought it's 餃子。
Thank you!

In Germany it's called Käsekuchen.

For me it's Thailand and China!

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So it's pretty much what we call ostkaka.

I suppose. Though you seem to add almonds and don't put any additional dough layer into it. Germans add vanilla flavor and some lemon zest.

>Russian
>Turkish

terrible, horrible, execrable, the worst cuisines of any civilized peoples known to man

No need for that when you have jam and cream

The US

So it is more like a desert than a cake in Sweden? We only sprinkle the top with powdered sugar. Americans don't even do that.

Empanadas are Colombian

Buttermilk pie.

>objectively
>literally

I'm beginning to suspect muttsharts do not really understand what these words mean.

japan because im a japanese(biased opinion)
Thailand
Korea

I like spicy food.

I baked a cheesecake the other day. It's basically a glorified syrnik.

>meat + pastry dough

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It's 100% a dessert

These are the only posts that matter.

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its actually pretty good on a meat pie desu

Tika masala and english breakfast is actually really good

Whats the american one, i dont recognize it

Replace the ketchup amd I bet it's a fine fish

Because outside spain, only the southern cone makes actual empanadas, the rest of latinamerica does corn dumplings with stuff like bananas.

A surprise

Not sure on frog, but snails are alright. They soak up the sauce really well so they just taste of the garlicy sauce. Texture wise it's an acquired taste I guess.

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dont you guys have sea food platters with crabs, periwinkles and whelks? pretty much same family and equaly tasty