What country has the best history?

China or France
Literally irrelevant since the Persian conquest (with expect to Macedonian Egypt the Arab invasion didn't change much

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Tier S:
China

Tier 1:
Britain, France, Russia, Italy, Greece, Egypt, Iran

Tier 2:
Austria, Spain, Turkey, Iraq/Mesopotamia

Tier 3:
Portugal, Germany, Syria/Levant

We do.

Irrelevant maybe but they built some cool shit before that and had a neat writing system.
Mayas and Aztecs were pretty cool to before they were destroyed by blankets.

Egypt is such an old civilization that Caesar and Alexander marveled at its age. The only other nation that can really compete in terms of age is China.

We literally. Invented alphabet
Other than that china

>Italy/Italian city states
>Russia
>no Spain

This is why no one takes american posts seriusly

Chink runes aren't alphabet

No u monkey, BLACK egyptians did

>he doesnt know about russian history

Egypt were subjugated too many times in history to take the top spot. China have by far the least low points of the historical powerhouses (Greece, Italy, Iran, Egypt)

Spanish "history" is literally just you guys killing a bunch of natives in the new world and then going broke

Do Lebanese people consider themselves the descendants of the phoenicians ? I mean the average Lebanese

no one cares about your historically illiterate opinion mutt
no one knows shit about russia besides communist revolution and ww2,same with Germany

how is that interesting

Because you are fucking stupid, that's why.

Of course

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yours

Some do some don't ,

im just speaking the truth, the average person on the street only knows russia for ww2,the soviet union and maybe even ww1

Thank you purple dye merchant

And? Popular isnt good and vice versa. I think history of my country is far superiour to yours.

we do simple as

Welcome Greece brother , did you know euclids was from tyre

and i disagree. I think history of my country is far superiour to yours.

Germany and France.

>Germany

no

>viking/mongol rapebabies
>muh muscovy
>evil tsars cucking east europe and inuits all the way to modern canada
>commies :D
>putin

what did i miss?

>> Nobody touches Japanese history

I know, modern Japan made America.

So you don't care us?

>we were like really awesome hundreds of years ago!

I think it's interesting because their morals haven't changed at all. You could plop a peasant from the Zhou dynasty into modern China and, despite all the technological changes, they'd fit right in. And vice versa.

well poland didnt even exist hundreds of years ago so shut up

It's very rich though. The history of the HRE, of the teutonic order, of Prussia, of the IIIrd Reich, their military history, etc

btfo almost all empires of the world, no? also the most european countries, the biggest country - sailing culture thorough 1150 years and other remarkable historical accomplishments.

im not saying its not rich but im not saying it has the best history either

Japan pre 1860s was shoguns killing eachother to be the emperor, with brief visits to korea and china for culture and knowledge. After 1860 its been about being yank slaves and butchering SEA monkeys

>euclids was from tyre
Ehhh it's not really accepted by most historians BUT Tyre was the birthplace of Europa

Their history is the most heartbreaking tragedy desu.

Germany is Prussian history. HRE is Austrian history.

GDL

Albania(Ancient Illyria)

Most countries have interesting history I think

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sYM3xqKW7wk

Who is Europa ?
Is it from a Greece mythology ?

France, Germany, Russia and UK

? great post murican friend

What do you define as the 'best'?

UK,Spain,France,Germany,Italy

Does Spain even have a history? I remember like 2 semi-relevant mentions of Spain in the history class, the same as Portugal.
>dude we wuz conquistadorz
>fast forward 400 years because literally nothing interesting happens
>looool we wuz kinda fascist but also pussies so we dindu anything
That’s, like, it. France has tomes upon tomes of history which we learn, same with Britain and even America to some extent, Rome and Italian states, HRE, Greece, Byzantium... but Spain?

france by far, then italy or china

>hollywood doesnt make films about Spanish history so Spain has no history
cringe,Spanish history is on par with UK and France.

>I remember like 2 semi-relevant mentions of Spain in the history class
We dont even learn anything about Russia in Spain only a minor mention that commusim started there,stop being so delusional

def germany and french

Yeah, she was the mother of Minos, the first (mythological) Minoan king

Poland

>Literally irrelevant since the Persian conquest (with expect to Macedonian Egypt the Arab invasion didn't change much
Tbf most of the countries listed itt had their golden age as a powerhouse only a few centuries. Had they peaked earlier they'd be the same as egypt.

Spain
>Iberian tribes warring each other
>Greek, Carthaginian and phoenician colonies
>Carthago Nova
>The march of Hannibal through east Spain, getting thousands of Iberian recruits
>Later conquered by Rome
>the biggest amount of roman remains outside Italy
>Vandals, Suebi, Visigoths....
>Moors brigingin science and literature to the ignorant christians of the peninsula
>Mix of moor and iberian music - Jarchas Mozarabes
>Moors bring moorish proto-guitars to the peninsula, while locals use the "latin guitar": Both eventually evolve into vihuela and later into the guitar we all know
and a long long list of more events

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You fucking degenerate nigger, if fucking dont know anything, if you didnt read it, it doesnt make Russia's history worse than French or German, for example.

Uneducated nigger of a filth.

* few centuries ago

Interesting I always wanted to read Greek mythology can you recommend some books ?

>Spanish history is on par with UK and France.
nice bait

qhaa to be us famalam

>saying Spain has no history

fucking slav(e) subhuman no one cares about you or your third world country your country and people are only know for being negative drunktard barinlets and the only time your country is ever mentioned is to say something negative dont even talk to me filthy mongoloid

>we don’t learn
Oh wow, since the colossus such as Spain doesn’t learn about Russia, then I guess we are just irrelevant throughout history. Remember how Spain kicked Napoleon in the nuts? Took Berlin twice? Warred with ottomans and mongols, and practically every single European state in existence at some point... oh wait.
But you wuz conquistadors, and moor rapebabies for 1000 years, I understand that’s quite a feat.

You have very cool and underrated history

>mongol brain calls me mongol

t. literally nothing interesting happened between the 3th century conquest and the french revolution

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>A couple cool things like a hundred years ago
>Romans throat-fuck entire population
>Finally gain independence for a thousand years. Would up making a couple cool books and being bitches about Jesus or whatever
>Throat fucked by Musslims
>After centuries of oppression you finally emerge just as Europe was starting to gain relevance and nations were becoming really powerful
>Throat fucked by Germans forever
Okay dude

hm, merovingians, carolingians, capetian domain, invasion of spain (best day of my life), and so on

your country was a wannabe Spain from the middle ages until the early 1800s, imagine trying so hard to have a colonial empire and failing so miserably TWICE,not only that,but getting invaded now by the people you tried to colonize so hard lmao

What is this guitar called? How does it sound like?

I think in the western world being interested in Japanese history is linked to being a degenerate weeb
Which is a shame, because Jap history is kinda cool too, I don't even like much anime

lol no

dont talk to me thirdie im sick of getting shit talked by third world countries like latin americans arabs and now you, shut the fuck up

>qhaa
wtf is this shit, virtuoso keyboard
has*

Greece, literally the fathers of history.
China for most of its history just stood there and di nothing.
Nations like the UK and Spain came in much later

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thank

France, but if we are talking about nations it has to be one of the Slavic tribes

I mean Egypt is also two thousand years older then China, let alone the rest.

Fucking degenerate, my country is fucking superiour by all stats. My country is more relevant, cultureful thorough history which make it more european than fucking shitspain. You think too much about yourself, you nigger.

China is too distant for westerners to study it, i dont think we studied a single thing about china in school, and they never really affected western culture right?

Iliad and Odyssey if you haven't read them

Thank you Plato

eSwatini

nah,no one likes russia or russians,the people in your country are degenerate losers just like your country,jealous slave

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China produced paper and tea

How is it "lol no"? Germany is a Prussian creation in every sense of the way and the HRE was ruled by Habsburg who were the Austrian monarchy.

>china
>stood there and did nothing
they're expanding and robbing people.
>what is battle with mongols

I'm going to get called a chink for this but China's history with warring with steppe tribes is well documented. They lived on the cusp of where all the steppeniggers did and had to adapt to survive.
That's not to say they always won. Sometimes they lost and badly at that. Several """Chinese""" dynasties aren"t even Chinese if we're being real.

But sometimes they did real good. Their total annihilation of the Xiognu was amazing considering a tribe that got bullied and pushed right out of Siberia by the Xiognu nearly put an end to the Roman empire (Huns).

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Nigger, fucking subhuman nigger. No fucking history, arab-tier country and yet it larps as first world. I dont need your nigger love, but I will never stand your nigger lies.

We do ofc