If modern nations had a story, this would be their role

Are you satisfied with your role?

No u, Hakon.

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you're with us, fren

>comic relief
Alright Ahmed you filthy paki goatfucker watch whats gonna happen to Kashmir soon

yes, only China is worthy to be a real hero

What makes you think I am paki?

Thanks fren! Maybe the real heroes were the frens we made along the way.

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I'd switch villains and villain's sidekick, but yeah this.

>The two villains are arch enemies in one chapter
That's... unconvential.

what ever Mohammed , you sure you dont wanna checks on your family in Pakistan?they might be gone soon

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He's Australian and thus retarded.

Russia is a hero, USA is an anti-hero

in the trash where it belongs

pretty good except russia is a villain no doubt

How? You are their toys

Not even close.

ISrael didn’t exist then, doesn’t count

>proceeds to murder innocents
>proceeds to be the most corrupt in the world
>proceeds to invade all of his neighbors
>proceeds to ruin every bit of land he conquers
>proceeds to be evil

Stop lying demagogue faggot. Russia would never kill innocents

Ultra bsaed

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>Lenin liberate finland
>Finland tries to kill innocents near USSR board.
Have you read your own history?

The only thing I know about China is that they steal our intellectual property, make worse versions of it and than sell it to shitholes

not bad actually, I hope they can keep going like this and get to the innovation stage. I hope they never ever trust jews and get tied in the abrahmic bullshit.

>Lenin liberate finland
Lenin's not Russian, Russia was in the middle of civil war, Lenin had friends in Finland, Lenin had Finnic ancestry, Lenin believed Finland would have its own communist uprising (which we did but it failed) and Lenin believed that each people deserved their own nation.
>Finland tries to kill innocents near USSR board.
not sure what you're talking about but russians are not innocent

>>proceeds to murder innocents
Journalists are not innocent and deserve a death penalty.
>>proceeds to be the most corrupt in the world
It's not corruption, it's called being nice towards your friends.
>>proceeds to invade all of his neighbors
Only when foreign powers lobotomize them into brainless zombies. It's self defense!
>>proceeds to ruin every bit of land he conquers
That's not true. Russia is tormented by the Bolshevik curse which ruins everything she touches. Getting over the course is the main character arc for her.
>>proceeds to be evil
Simply not true. Russia is evil only from your own evil point of view.

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>>Lenin liberate finland
Lenin's not Russian, Russia was in the middle of civil war, Lenin had friends in Finland, Lenin had Finnic ancestry, Lenin believed Finland would have its own communist uprising (which we did but it failed) and Lenin believed that each people deserved their own nation.
>Finland tries to kill innocents near USSR board.
not sure what you're talking about but russians are not innocent

Have you read or think about what you post, shizo?

Maybe they can calm down with the "RUSSJA STRONG" bullshit for a while and work on fixing their shit

Do you have any arguments?
t. eri

This doesn't make sense in political terms.

>no arguments

That's not russian authorities' fault. Most of people is stupid and they live how they want.
People lives ok in my country if they try to do something.

>"RUSSJA STRONG"
This has nothing to do with inner problems.

instead of writing proxy you should tell us where youre from

Is Germany's and France's role in the prequel or what?

>Lenin's not Russian
>Lenin had Finnic ancestry
>its own communist uprising (which we did but it failed)
>not sure what you're talking about but russians are not innocent

Fucking hell

>Israel defends jews abroad
>
>Russia defends russians abroad
>OMG RUSSIAN IMPERIALISM RISES UP AGAIN PUTIN STOP

>Russia would never kill innocents

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Israel is shit too

It would be the village's idiot

so didn't your retarded OP post

>romanovs
>innocent
pick one

are you happy with that or are you longing for more? When I look at Russia and all the land and resources it has I just see a lot of wasted potential, and instead of working with what they have they channel their potential on primitive shit like invading more shitholes.

>innocents
He made people starve and die shamefully in wars. He was a kid with imperialistic ideas. Just like a kid with toys which have broken him.
Dont dare call them innocent neither Stalin was but yet.

how so ? no two countries that still exist did more damage to this world then usa and china, they're second only to ussr but russians are now on their redemption arc.

Explain then

It doesnt have any potential in current situation, weather makes the most of territories unprofitable, but if climate change is real, which is real will give us huge advantage in future.

>bourgeoisie
>innocent

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>China
>hero
literally one of those "or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" types

>America is your enemy
>Iran is your ally

That's why

germany and france are the same country now (EU). i'd put em in the villains but i cba to google the EU flag.
UK is comic relief but could go on a redemption arc to become a hero sidekick or even a hero. roaches and anime people are always comic relief.

>the hero
>chink
kek, I'd rather pajeet than ch*nk, at least pajeet can be reasoned with unlike ch*nk

t.commie

your pick implies Pakistan is powerful and india is weak goatfucker

>It doesnt have any potential in current situation, weather makes the most of territories unprofitable
if only there was a way to untie yourself from the global financial system

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>Those old wise dudes that tell stories of how great they were when they were younger

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>bourgeoisie
They were royalty, the highest nobility, not the dirty nouveau riche bourgeoisie, retard

america is always everyone's enemy. as for iran they're an obvious ally, we've been good friends since cyrus. israeli ICBMs we're literally developed with help from iran and south africa.
my gf is half persian because her dad was an IDF officer stationed in iran and married a local woman.

>Hero's sidekick
>Powerful

Pakistan is China's Luigi

>Refused to make peace with Germany
>Bring more war to europe on the command of the eternal anglo
>actually defending these people
yikes

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>Communism bad

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>EU
>country
The UK is currently an EU member as well. That doesn't make sense.

Interesting theory

sure chink

>defending
Merely stating that you're a retard for calling them "bourgeoisie".

where is grease?

>china is the hero
they are one of the most evil country in the world, if you are their neighbor then you would hate them like us
also, they sponsor Khmer rouge, one of the most brutal and retard regime in the world

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Based

UK are on a redemption arc, they're leaving the fourth reich.

t.

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ashkenazi jews are germanic, quit larping and gtfo of Israel

t. south vietnam capitalist slime

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t. shartmutts

>they're leaving the fourth reich
...to become isolated police state. Truly a redemption arc
Look up the definiton of bourgeoisie, larping retard

>t. lives near a huge-ass country of dangerous shitheads and hates them with passion

no, the south gov is like a retard version of america gov, it full of incapable nigger, which was chosen and install by america
dont really care if we follow communism or capitalism, the only thing matter is survived. Its like playing five night at Freddy, we have to watch out for major world power or they will kill us

Norway would be between "Villain's sidekick" and "Comic relief"

Those are fennoswedes, though

what do you mean? I thought russian export a shit ton of natural resources? also their average iq is just one point short of USA, I feel like if you guys get your drinking problem under control it could be higher, so i feel like it would be totally possible for you guys to start getting into tech market and maybe have your own elon musk

But he's right though. He called you out for being a dumb commie using words like emotional political jargon instead of considering them with care. You're an uneducated goon.

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Who will be killed at find?

*first

>Implying South Korea is important enough to have a role

Hey bro you stole my thread idea, I hope you have a loiscense for that. This is not "an interesting" at all.

Move France to anti-hero

I gave an interesting classification for each nation, an improvement of your post I might say.

the forgotten prequel along with korea

Imbecile.

Latvia would be an anti hero who dies in first episode but later you find out he did it all for revenge of them killing his pig.

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