Post the most american pic you can find

Attached: 1565045668963.png (720x918, 696K)

Attached: D9EYVvzVUAIPQF8.jpg (827x940, 96K)

Attached: americans standing for national anthem.webm (966x622, 2.65M)

Attached: 7BEF8DC5-942C-42D8-9E63-CEAFA288B99E.jpg (928x1277, 828K)

twitter.com/bnonews/status/1158929032441925632?s=21

Attached: 2805964.jpg (1920x1080, 951K)

>strong like mom
I didnt know that female circumcision was legal in america.

Attached: 131.jpg (960x640, 96K)

should've posted the players' confused, disappointed, and disdainful reactions

Attached: retard mutt.png (1606x834, 289K)

this always makes me laugh

I mean the text is probably fake but the pic alone is a treat

I can’t lie, if someone offered me this I’d be in heaven. You could stuff a Bug Mac with nuggets and fries, it’d be great. I don’t even like Trump, but there was nothing wrong with this.

A lot of stereotypes get exaggerated on Jow Forums but this one is real. People actually do this.

I thought about it and I think I would probably end up following along just because I don't want to think about what it would be like if I were the only guy who didn't stand up. I'm sure some people in that Webm feel the same way.

Ah yes nothing wrong with cold, greasy, soggy, Mcburgers and fries right?

Attached: america.jpg (1080x1920, 566K)

god fucking damnit =D

Attached: 1561869693539.jpg (480x640, 43K)

Gracias por tu servicio.

Attached: 1564692928910.png (500x661, 161K)

Why do they do this? cringe

Judging by the patches and the open carry, I'm guessing that's quite a conservative bar, people there have have either been trained to stand to attention or they just love their country. Either way I doubt many would be as awkward as you.

>Either way I doubt many would be as awkward as you.

This crack just feels kind of tacked on. Your banter needs work, Ghulam.

Thank you for your service.

You do the anthem every morning in class for 5-6 years as a kid. It’s conditioned into society, when the anthem plays you stand up and salute the flag.

While i do agree with you that i would be very pleased to get food from McDonald's, you know that is right that all the burgers would be cold and the fries all soggy and nasty.

Attached: 1543784090680.webm (1280x720, 1.85M)

>I am the batter
>I'm here to purify this country

in some ways the fast food on such priceless cutlery is kino, like a black ruffle on a paper plate

Attached: 1536617052125.jpg (536x1200, 145K)

I still don't get it. they served COLD burgers and other stuff? I mean, fucking seriously???

The video of Trump standing around in front of those burgers yammering on about it is comic gold. He says something like "it'll be interesting to see how many are left when the night is over" like 2-3 times, such grandpa behavior.

>I took the wings out of the oven so I could honor my country
topkek

The only time that happens here is during Rememberance Day and the minute's silence.

Attached: perplexed.png (1036x207, 27K)

Jesus

holy fuck, i hate mutts but this guy is based

theres a difference between standing for a 1 minute silence at 11am on the 11th November every year and standing mid dinner because the national anthem came on

i get being patriotic and shit but standing up for the tv is absurd.here the entire country stops to honor fallen soldiers (people literally stop their cars and get out) but we dont do this shit for a tv.

Attached: 1552943768383.jpg (738x1024, 103K)

That's why I said 'the only time'.

How often do you hear missile sirens?

Attached: 1552943966326.jpg (1080x1262, 242K)

Really activates Abe's almonds

Better to concentrate on detecting and treating mental illness. Its stupid to try to restrain the second amendment

Here's Negan

it's probably a sports bar, the tv is broadcasting an american football game, the beginning of every game starts with the national anthem
you don't go to a sports bar like that if you aren't the type of guy to stand up for the anthem mid dinner
it's not the for the tv per se, remember the game is being broadcast live so at the exact moment they are standing the anthem is playing in the stadium of whatever game they are watching
it's not like there are tv channels that just play the anthem at random times and people are commonly expected to stand for it, there are people who don't give a single fuck about the anthem or the game and none of them hang out in bars like the one in that webm

>We are the Burgers. Lower your guns and surrender your freedom. We will add your genetic and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

based, i'd love to go to america one day and see all that stuff in real life

Attached: american flags.jpg (401x600, 51K)

Attached: 1530055576284.jpg (720x838, 57K)

Hehe

>tf
>tp

Okay what is it with americans and their hatred of the male foreskin?

A century and a half of propaganda from the corrupt medical community and Jewish media does that.

Fuck you too

Attached: 1537816868098.jpg (750x924, 106K)

Attached: 1525299519287.png (641x707, 71K)

Attached: EAd1WlOXoAIVFsN.jpg large.jpg (1024x640, 175K)

>Ian Tshart

It's disappointing and depressing

Why are americans so horrible?

Attached: Dw_jpFEU0AE10OS.jpg (496x718, 60K)

To be fair, when I went into a church in Italy, they asked my mom to cover up her shoulders

>church
They also do that here, but come on that pic is Aceh tier.

Crazy to think that if these people saw this happening in Iran or North Korea they'd think "Damn those third worlders are so brainwashed"

This gotta be parody. I simply refuse to believe that this is true.

Attached: maxresdefaul1t.jpg (1280x720, 70K)

Nope. This is an American pastime.

Attached: coping.jpg (841x1806, 866K)

I have never been circumcised.
Do you circumcised? Was it hurt?

Yes. I don't consciously remember it but I have suffered from discomfort and sexual dysfunction all my life and I hate my genitals. I would never have submitted to a permanently disfiguring Stone Age blood ritual being performed on my genitals if I had been given the choice. I hate this fucking country and its culture.

Holy fuck, this is actually the one in the city I live in. I think was their grand opening and people made a big deal about it for some reason. I'm a veteran and when they did this again a few weeks later i just kept eating and people gave me shit over it till i told them what i had done during my time in service, then it switched to "oh thank you for all you've done" and "your so patriotic". I fucking hate America desu...

I know we make fun of America but this is truly disturbing.

imagine being a tourist in this situation

stand up and act with em or nah=

Can't imagine it. I guess that's why my friend told me he was circumcised at the age around 5. Iirc the older you get, it hurts more
Only muslim get circumcised here tho.

Just stand up, but don't put your hand up or anything like that.
When you are among primitive tribals, you got to make an effort to respect their traditions.

Attached: congrats_murica.jpg (524x720, 47K)

for people despising totalitarian regimes you sure larp the indoctrination part a lot

You literally don't notice. Growing up I had no idea anything had been done. People exagerate it like crazy with "mutilation" and stuff.

last time was 2006

en.m.wikiquote.org/wiki/Earnest_V._Starr

Yeah, losing the most sensitive part of your penis and most of the surface tissue of your penis is by no means a "mutilation". Fucking brain damaged sheep.

rednecks and bikers are actually really fun to hang out with in bars

Attached: amerifuckyeah.jpg (1851x1244, 1.4M)

>Only muslim get circumcised here tho.
retard, its also common among protestant.
my dick is mutilated

Attached: 28fj3w.jpg (633x758, 62K)

>protestant
lol

>Can't get it up so he blames his parents, instead of his excessive obesity

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1280x720, 42K)

Why the fuck are Indonesian Protestants getting circumcised?

Wait, we had school shooting here? I can't even remember. I only remember some 15 years old retard who forgot to take his drugs taking a class hostage with a saber (and being manhandled by a cop one hour later as he was standing alone in a corner of the classroom while the children were doing their school stuff).

Same reason american protestants get circumcised. Cultural dominance by a invasive religion (Muslims in their case, jews for the americans.)