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commentisfree edition

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poo

3.50 for 4 stella and 4 burgers edition

want to creampie every woman i see

just arrested my first woman

Not enough shootings in the US, go go Jow Forums friends!

when i was 17 I vaped for like 5 months and unbeknownst to me I was vaping the strongest stuff (cause i was too retarded to bother checking). my mates were all convinced i'd become a cigarette addicted nicotine junkie. when i dropped vaping i had like 1 day of mildly fancying a vape but nothing after that.

like how do people get addicted to shit lmao just stop smoking lmao just stop drinking alcohol. it's not hard

any big man in

looking for the big man

Basically they asked a wide range of leading drug experts to assess each drug on a scale of 0-3 for each of the parameters on pic. rel.

scanning the paper it doesn't really address this question well. only saying that...
>of course, the overall use of a drug
has a substantial bearing on the extent of social harm
So sounds like it's not necessarily on a per-user basis for some of the social parameters

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have reported this post to inspector clouseau

aye ids me tha big yin

my mrs doesnt half talk some shite, seems to come up with these absolutely baffling stories and everybody involved is usually coincidentally a ‘friend of a friend of a friend’. used to think she was a bit autistic in a cute way now i think shes genuinelly mental and might start using condoms asap

Im the big man. Fuelled by 4 burgers and 4 stellas for 3.50 for breakfast lunch and dinner

>being 17 while vaping is a thing
FOLC

Janny will go mental for fucks sake

First girlfriend? All lasses do this mate

*steps on your adidas*
sorry about that

oh so that's what that stands for haha

those are reeboks mate

girls often have a method of "winning" arguments by making points that while may not be correct, cannot be proven false
"someone I know said..." "I saw it somewhere else" "I had to X, it was hurting"

need a fanny to shag lads

the male futility innit

they are now

About to apply for a uni apprenticeship that I am woefully underqualified for

Any words of advice?

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Fs easy on the SoulCals gringo these are fresh out of sports direct

FOLC

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>The far-left is out of control! Look at these Antifa terrorists protesting! They scared a dog!
>Mass shooting happens, manifesto is just a jizz stained picture of Trump
>"Well, we'll never know his motives. You just can't comprehend crazy.."

howling

corrrrr
twitter.com/cherubesque/status/1136179336816541696

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I want to kill myself but my mum won’t let me

updating the ol' CV lads.. its fucking painful

dripping with British culture, this

FOLC

doing a cheeky poo

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I'm 22 you cunt

bloody hell lads seaside marks been on the keto for 3 days, shaved his head and been spotted absolutely losing it at worthing races look at him go

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One of the hardest things you will ever have to do. Back in my day CVs weren't needed

lool

if you're still banging on about uni then you're a literal child, regardless of age

Put down "internet-based provocateur and influencer" if you've had (You)s in the past.

this was in 2015 laddie. i'm nearly 22 now

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FOLC

Of course it is, you hear people complaining about Antifa all the time here despite not really existing here.

>I'm 22 you cunt

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youtu.be/ie2MsA5suvU

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>here
/brit/ is not Britain

Dayton shooting was an antifa

Yes they do you mong

*makes eye contact with you on public transit*

rorkes are gonna have a field day with this one

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7331497/Women-caught-using-Muslim-robes-hideitems-stolen-Asda.html#comments
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7331497/Women-caught-using-Muslim-robes-hideitems-stolen-Asda.html#comments

seems like a really really intelligent young woman x

mate go easy on rorke, you know he's not all there

oh yeah good theory you got there mate, you willing to take that up with my right fist Dr. Runtsmasher, hes got a PHD in smashing runts and would love to meet you

>>They scared a dog!

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antifa attack people who are peacefully protesting though.

*bashes your head in against the window*
what you looking at soft cunt

*is uncharacteristically amiable because the only time I use public transit is on the way to a holiday*

slightly less cute than moni, she does a good job at passing though

Bloody hell the media have kept that quiet

very drunk lads

if your fist has a PHD why are you applying for an apprenticeship at 22 you fucking dullard

sort your life out mate, i mean this as a friend

PHD in live love laugh at the university of hard knocks

Well my brother then, randomly starting banging on about that muslim American senator and started accusing me of being far-left, defending Antifa and being incapable of listening to right-wing opinions after I said it was wrong that she was told to back to where she came from.

Ironically he just kept asking me why I care about American politics over and over by the end.

Fucking hate rorkes.

Why do Scandinavians sound like yanks
really cringe
*nasal yankoid voice*:
>Hay gooise like I'm from Sweden

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i'm trying buddy

i'm trying

he sounds based

Punching a mouthy white supremacist isn't really the same as gunning down families.

Unpopular opinion: Mboko is mad based

Rorke:
>Muslims are bad

Leftypol:
>no muslims are good

Muslims:
*Do bad stuff*

Leftypol:
>RORKES FAULT!!!

what the fuck does this even say
yank politics is not British culture, redditspacer, just shut the fuck up

im sure this post is completely faithful to what happened

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Dayton_shooting

>fucking hate rorkes

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>MFW I flopped my A-Levels and I have to go for a level 3 wage cuck apprenticeship

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What are you drinking mate?

business idea: black people but they’re all white

I’ll take 10

>but an official said that the perpetrator was associated with incel groups.
What incel is left-wing though? 2bh it could have been some attempt at a false flag.

overheard dad tell someone he never hit his kids

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time for me to go for a massive bulking shit, may wreck the toilet.
Luckily I’m the only one left in the office

they attack normal trump supporters, and the dayton shooter was a far left terrorist. wasn’t there a terrorist who yelled out “fucking trump supporters” and killed a bunch of people at a baseball match or something?

its university of life and school of hard knocks

what're you doing lad? i did a level-3 administration NVQ in a call centre immediately after leaving sixth form

they didnt used to, was raised by a swedish woman and she has a scandi accent which is really clear and not grating at all
that video is probably a weird example anyway given that its a strange transkid whos effectively californian

It is, he kept repeating a scene from Fawlty towers over and over because it contained the word "wogs".

Results day 15th of August shitting it lads!!!

absolute state

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7330445/Panic-Times-Square-motorcycle-backfire-sends-crowds-running.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7330445/Panic-Times-Square-motorcycle-backfire-sends-crowds-running.html

>was raised by a swedish woman
wtf

big brain: racism is actually immature and if you’re intelligent you grow out of it by ~20

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heineken m8
i like heineken, do you like heineken?

I dunno man, there's so many of them I don't think they all get reported here.

>On Betts' Twitter account, he described himself as a leftist, anime fan, and metalhead. He had posted tweets that opposed Donald Trump and supported Elizabeth Warren, socialism, and Satan.[23][24][25] Although many of his tweets were mundane and non-political, he had retweeted posts that supported the antifa movement and opposed U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents and police officers. In the hours before he opened fire in Dayton, he "liked" a post in favor of gun control, and several concerning the 2019 El Paso shooting, including a tweet that called the El Paso shooter a "terrorist" and a "white supremacist."[25]

Nice try faggot

>genuine shooting in times square tomorrow
>no mutts panic because they think it's just another motorcycle backfiring

What’s the name of your favorite porn vid lads

Funny how Osama failed to cause terror on the streets of the US but pasty virgins with their dad's rifles did just fine.

>*you have 1 new match*

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the left wing ones are underreported for sure

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Congressional_baseball_shooting