So Mr...user was it? We've heard you have a trillion dollar idea for the company. What was it...

So Mr...user was it? We've heard you have a trillion dollar idea for the company. What was it? Keep it to 1 sentence though, we don't have a lot of time.

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>symmetrically ordered by gender
>your average waggie company

Let me present to you

"Decentralized Oracle's"

Well you may think : What??!?

But let me explain, let's say your shitty uncle tells you're fat. You think wtf, that infowars retard got it wrong again.

What if there is service you can use that will ask 5 random persons you don't know if your fat.

Would you believe their answer??!??

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It's simple, we make human soap.

A VRMMO but if you die in-game you die in real life

Bio-engineered space-cows that eat fe2o3 and poop out h2o.

Decentralized Runescape Classic
>everyone starts hooting and hollering in euphoria

Holy shit I'm taking this

This actually happened to me... no larp
>be me
>given right to build new division of multibillion dollar company
>division for first few months is just me
>figure out how to increase leads through product we already pay for. Could increase sales leads 6x
>present to my superior
>greatideaanon.jpeg
>invited to board meeting
>give same presentation I gave to superior
>president doesn't look up from his phone.
>are you done user? getout.gif
>resigned from the company about 3 months after that meeting.

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feeding tubes and toilet chairs connected to disposal systems for your workers mr shekelstein :^) wouldnt want to lose productivity to things like “lunch” or “bathroom” breaks

hahaha oh we all miss runescape but are too mature now to waste time on it

a donut peeler

It's a pill, that gives worms, to ex-girlfriends!

>smart oracols

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Employ me and find out.

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Tinder for fights.

The gameplay is basically Dark Souls

Holy shit this one is actually brilliant

just be yourself

buy 1000 btc! hold till 2025!

You've heard of the success of lemonade?

Well I proudly present to you Eggade

/thread
start a crowdfund, lets make this happen

Fite.me
Swipe right to fight

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>Those digits
>That phrase

This is the kind of luck and social attitude to get you very far in the corporate world while being completely incompetent and doing nothing. Especially if you are good looking.

Have a third party stream the fights, monetize them with BAT. We'd get niggers crippling each other trying to go viral for a few pennies.

Its going to be like bum fights.

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Realistic hologram monsters for the yugioh card game, just like the anime

I decided that I wanted to get old ladies playing games and bring a little of the sunshine that they end up losing when they stay indoors all the time back into their lives. Current hardware designs are inorganic and difficult to understand. My new controller specifically tailored for the Granny is shaped like a cat. The shape of the cat and the heat waves that it gives out really gets the old ladies going as they get quite cold. They like the cat shape. The cat is designed to be rested on the old ladies knees.

The game would begin with the family suggesting to Granny that she wear the cat because, for example, her knees looked cold. Embedded in the cat is the capability for it to communicate wirelessly with other cat controllers (on other Grannies' knees) in the neighborhood. When the cat connects to another one the onboard a.i. kicks in. This causes the cat to speak, "meow, meow, grandma, meow". The family are required to participate in the game by pretending that they haven't heard anything, because of this – Grandma begins to build the perception that she is able to communicate directly with the cat.

As the dialogue with the cat develops, it suggests that Granny make some soup – but faster than the other granny down the street who has also received the instruction. A competitive element emerges and gradually the cat suggests more and more group activities that Grandma might engage in, culminating in trips to the park. So they all go outside and eventually they meet other old ladies with cats and they all become friends. So it's a game that involves the participation and love of the entire family.

Uber but high tier escorts come to you

Is that legal?

I think this already exists in china.
Its basically Tinder but an option to send money direct to the whore.

There are already lots of working girls on Tinder too.

Ahahahaha make this real