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Nuck Figgers

>Peugeot
>effeminate euro styling
grim and dire

thank you for supporting french automotive industry

i really enjoyed the count of monte cristo

Not british culture 'mate'

thank you for supporting the french automotive industry

Have just started to get in to lifting.
How do I know how much pain is a good thing? Is that just something that comes with experience or?

thought peugeot was owned by toyota

But you invented the Flat White and that makes all the difference.
And about 50 beers, none of which Australians seem to like. Which is pretty impressive.

someone ask me what book i'm reading then

Got the acoustic guitar out lads, any song requests?

la singularité de l'homme

novel or film?

been listening to confidence building hypnotherapy files before/during sleep and I think it's working. femoid co-toiler came in from another department and I charmed her well. don't even care if it's placebo, the prove is in the pudding.

No but they have a partnership in some plants
Like in the Czech republic

Big fan of the pink one!

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An ode to the virgin if you will

none youll do any justice

there's a film?

alri

>you
Hahahahahahahaha

you're welcome :)

Never read a book in my life

good lad

Grendel by marillion

did it come with a dildo?

Read one a week

Yeah you. Australia only has one person with multiple personality disorder.

A little bit restless, a little bit bored

illiterate nonce

this just happened. wanted to do a little scratch on my butthole because it felt a bit itchy, nothing crazy. my finger was full of shite. think i had a poo earlier at toil that was about to come out but didnt. guess it did came more than I thought haha. off to a cheeky shower now

What book you reading lad

get a job, wanker

i, claudius by robert graves, thanks for asking

American Psycho, he's way more psychotic in the book.

The reason I don’t read is because I just forget it straight away anyway

Speeding through the London suburbs en route to shagtoil

drinking out a bottle of vodka and pissing into another as i dont want to bump into anyone drunk

Seething

I can't get a credit card as I don't have a job. Pretty shit.

It's like a home loan. I already pay $600/week on rent, but I can't get a home loan that has smaller repayments

got some new wheels for mah whip (skateboard)

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moving to the great city of birmingham

>$600/week on rent
grim

I’ve never had a job either. I just post on Jow Forums and play video games.

they can hear you

Oi that's siiiiiiick bruv

twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1159125336791093249

wish i was that dog

How come 21th century starts in 2000 shouldnt it be 2100?

Feel so fucking trapped i'm really unhappy in my relationship with gf but i cant even talk to my mates about in on fb because she will see the messages eventually when im sleeping or some shit I want a new gf im not afraid to say it the thrill is gone with who im with I have the sex life of a 40 year old married man and my gf is 19 somethin aint right

might be banned lads
this is a test post

love nicola sturgeon
any overtly nationalist politician, right or left, is based
simple as

as we speak, the amount of shitskins in the world is increasing while the number of whites is decreasing

with that in mind, have sex

Whatever happened to leafyishere? His channel was really gay, but massively popular..

animal abusers should be killed

he went into hiding because people made fun of his chin

vile whore, animal abuse should be a death penalty

it's okay, once they move over here they get estrogenated and MK Ultra'd and they turn into bizarre paki bender sex offenders

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he got btfo by idubbz and never recovered
remember it like it was yesterday

>number of whites is decreasing
Not true

Before it was Neocastle
youtube.com/watch?v=aDDvNsbWKvs

sexhavers btfo yet again

vocaroo.com/i/s1m3UuU32FFn

*Wish I were

Even Grade A had a go at him?

I don't even care whether the gf is virtual, the proof is in the pudding

all women shoudl be arrested

What do you sell lad? Lemon?

Grade A is cringe

play an IRA choon
not boys of the old brigade but something else
maybe broad black brimmer

becoming more and more like tim from the office

incels, RISE

Piping hot cup of Lipton black tea (4 sugars) and some beef noodles to end the night
Feeling like a proper British gentleman, 'ello guvna and that

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nah you are more like Gareth

lot of munted underclass specimens in this

I know but they seems to be best pals. Bonding over that Canadian girl who committed a gross act of fat shaming. But also totally got her tits out, so she's a real mixed bag desu.

what girl

me? yeah i incel post ironically despite being a literal incel

sucking a golf ball

>'ello guvna
More this tbqh;
youtube.com/watch?v=-1X0AYvM9m0

bbc.co.uk/news/business-49270120
DEANO BTFO

Started speaking to the russian girl I used to speak to years ago again. We used to talk of marrying someday

feel like crying heheee

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love test cricket me

Nicole Arbour

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Chebs

prefer t20

Dump her you mong

>ending a text with a full stop
yep, that's virgin freakitis

don't like this feel
have a female friend that i reconnected with recently and it's a bad feel because she has a boyfriend, but constantly comes to me to complain about him and he seems like a real shit

You ever seen the movie Hostel mate?