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kale

every single building in those photos was built by normans and anglos kek

anime

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Arse

wales moggs the lot (don’t reply to me with something jealous) x

alan post a selfie lad x

Shit edition. Shit posts. Foreigners are ruining /brit/ and you are among the worst of them.

please don't start your shiposting

corker of a post

At the height of my pickup artistery I honestly reach 31% success rate and even more any day out on verbals alone. It doesn't mean that they will all respond after that let alone shag you.

no but it wasn’t millions. disease is the only reason they were wiped out. if they had old world immune systems no one would be talking about how they were genocided, just how they were oppressed. it would be like any other former colonies.

what FOOKIN PAKIS OUT SHAVE ME BEARD haha fuck rorke and fuck racists

har ont i röven grabbar

poo wank willy bum

cheers for stealing my post bro real nice

>nassim went back to algeria
about bloody time. hope he gets blown up by terrorists.

>anime

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Anybody recommend a decent sexdoll? Even one of those things that is just and ass and pussy would probably do.

It's like how Britons still think they lord over the chinks cause of the Unequal Treaties, yet they haven't taken a gander at Shanghai and how it shits all over London

äter mitt eget bajs igen

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ska åka till affären snart, vill ni ha något?

haha wow its like im in ikea

why didn't you support the australian car industry

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Here, I’ll summarize every single Brit poster in one greentext
>toiltoiltoil
>lad me som tooters crooters
>I SHAG
>blimey ridden crikey hoofy doofter
>grim shebarab lads
>oi poofon lak lad absolute m8 slag
>me some footy oinin lados heh

my car was made in guatemala

You hated him because he spoke the truth

because someone did a vargpost telling me to support british industry

Ireland is a superpower of a country

Were you going to write 'at the height of my pickup artistry too'. Was just a hatbait lol

>anglos
>britons
those pasty bastards wish they were britons

I do not want to be here at all but my computer keeps crashing when I try to do anything on it. Its like torture

Why is there so much literature based around killing Indians then

>is owned by GM
>logo looks like skoda
>chassis looks like a German car
big yikes from me dawg

I'm gay lads

Shell of the car looks a bit like a mercedes

>aussie defending his ricelords

mad how arthur “king of the britons” was most likely a manlet ryan giggs lookalike

alright I'm just gonna post it
please give it a rate

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looks nowt like a mercedes lad

i have no idea what you're talking about sorry

mmm... toil...

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Yes, it was millions killed due to war. Why are you having such a difficult time grasping this concept? What are you trying to defend exactly?

Could do with a good dicking right about now

Did you know american indians cut down enought trees to affect the temprature on earth

i like to think it was emmayank who made this post

is mikey even real or is it a bunch of people shitposting under the name and then sending voice notes in a silly irish accent?

youtube.com/watch?v=Vkr_7hpcG-w

Hannah diamond is going to make it big 2020

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honestly not even a bad dick, decent girth and i can tell when its fully erect it probably grows to a 5-6 incher

8/10 would gag on it

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Is she fuck mate is she fuuuuuck

It odes to me. The bonnet, headlights, wings and doors. Look very similar to a mercedes.

Mikey the schizophrenic was talking about seeing spirits yesterday saying he saw a white face in the window

Looks cute boyo would LOVE to give it a suck

Why can't you faggots speak proper english? Y'all talk like you have a cock hanging down your throat and I can't take you seriously.
Americans and Irish can talk like normal humans, why do you have such retarded and exeggerated accents?

bet her vagina smells like oysters

looks more like a vauxhall if anything

Giggs is 185cm. Weird that he looks at least 10cm shorter

Anyone here ever done lockpicking before? Are there any sets you would recommend for beginners?

There was a women whoses stroke cured her schizofrenia. Dunno were I am going with this

yeah

our accents are exaggerated? americans drag out their words for about an hour

not gay, sorry

where's bard

why do pakis have weird hairlines? their hair grows proper far in on their forehead like across their temples in both men and women.. proper filthy animals

vocaroo.com/i/s12sNa74lwYp

Youtube is a gold mine for lock pick tutorials

do you have any proof? war is hardly the same as straight up slaughter in any case. my point is that the amount of natives who were killed directly is insignificant. how many spanish colonists were there even? how would they have logistically murdered hundreds of millions of people with swords and muskets? it’s just stupid.

It does. It also looks like a mercedes.

Hallo ich sehe das du habst du finden inst der britische thröt zu haben die sehenswürdig besichtig. Aber das schwer ist finde ich einmal pro woche du sollen diese tabletten nehmen

even a 7ft welshman is a manlet at heart

lads...

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>Irish can talk like normal humans
Mate, beautiful country, but fucking dogshit accent

Get a skeleton key 2011 version should still get you across most up to date locks

looks fuck all like a mercedes end of

drinking about 30 units tonight plus a few diazepam, have locked my door and hidden the key and am pissing in bottles so i wont bother anyone

reminder that this is what doug sounds like
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he's retarded please just let him win

playing a racing game lads

its liam

Why are people from the Dales so nice?

Stop impersonating me clown and trying to pass off my old recordings as your own you good for nothing dosser. Your feminine body wouldn't be able to produce the vocal depth required to speak in an Irish accent.

but you’re obviously a different mikey to the rest of em because you’ve got a capital m in your name so are you the first mikeypost of the thread? or is that some student sat in a flat in loughborough doing a silly voice?

tried to take a picture of my own flaccid 'ly to post here but i couldn't get the bloody thing to sit still for the camera

perhaps another day

Yeah, besides dumb valley thots most americans speak normally.

same goes for you 2bh. I'm not hating, but I really dislike the way that you folks and most of the british guys talk.

yes i speak irish, how could you tell?

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But it does look like a mercedes.

think i’ve busted the mikey myth lads NOT REAL

paki pizza shop burger are peeeeeeeeng

Madeleine McCann here, ask me anything