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1st por malvinas

you mong

What do brits eat

Alcohol is haram and is one of the biggest blights on Western society

I have 8 million types of heroin for you today and all of them are about to be contaminated because I'm on my period and I'm 38 and I just had a miscarriage and I've been trying to get off for 12 days straight and when you walked up to me with your 10 um Chinese drug couriers uh around you I got off and I know it took me 12 days to get off but I did and so I was wondering if you could just do whatever you did before so I don't have to yodel on top of a garbage can for so long.
I was just wondering if you could just walk up with those 12 people once a year and I'll pay you a million dollars a year for that. Would you do that for me Jack Klaus? Cool so you're hired.
John Miriam your cartel has arrived and we have 852,000 types of China white for you and we have 955,000 types of smokable and shootable heroin for you for all we have smokable cocaine and it's all rocked up for you. Will you let us deal your cocaine and heroin mixed together?
This is Jack Klaus and I'm attracted to my immediate family and I've been trying to rape them in a real way and that's why I'm a registered sex offender and I'm everyone here and we're attracted to them because they deal drugs.

Beer with a meal just makes me sleepy.

Id rather drink and THEN get a burger.

Real eyes realise real lies

Steak and kidders pie

America is a gun.

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he barely went to school. obviously a brainlet. believes in god too fucking lol.

Alcohol IS western society

Are you too shy to talk about your ghost story after /brit/ made fun of you

sue
god shes so fit

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avicii really hit it out the park with levels
i hated it at the time because i was an edgy contrarian
only took me like 8 years to appreciate it

this is merde

there’s nothing wrong with believing in a higher power.

Monkeys can climb
Crickets can leap
Horses can race
Owls can seek
Cheetahs can run
Eagles can fly
People can try
But that's about it

*falklands

i've seen a ghost

mental that girls have legs

>oh no the pointy shooty I'm so scared

True post

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lots of things from all over the globe
though today I ate 3 vegan pasties from morrisons because they were on offer

Bit rich coming from a wheel of ripened brie.

No. Why don't you post it for me because I can't be bothered.

having some western society right now

believing in god is one thing but thinking you saw a ghost is lol

>1st por malvinas

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everybody gangsta till the cats start walking

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Japanese gameshows are so weird lads. Green wins in the end.

>believing/not believing in god is a measure of intelligence
brainlet.jpg

>ghosts
>deities

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drumpf is coming for my fucking vidya
not today, cuck

i belong in an oven

that hairline keeps your virginity safe as

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guess the song lads, first guess gets a prize

But its alright Lady Eleanor.

How do I do a kickflip

Einstein believed in a (pantheistic) God.

OH NO NO NO NO

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Nizlopi jcb song

yeeeeee

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did einstein believe he saw a ghost in the middle of the night

you the gayest fucker up in this board

jesus wept at this germanig cope

Its all in the wrist action

Newton was majorly religious too, even by the standards of his day (though he was a heretic)

Hilarious mum thanks for tagging me

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think of it as a barrel roll

What was her problem lol

>Your question is the most difficult in the world. It is not a question I can answer simply with yes or no. I am not an Atheist. I do not know if I can define myself as a Pantheist. The problem involved is too vast for our limited minds. May I not reply with a parable? The human mind, no matter how highly trained, cannot grasp the universe. We are in the position of a little child, entering a huge library whose walls are covered to the ceiling with books in many different tongues. The child knows that someone must have written those books. It does not know who or how. It does not understand the languages in which they are written. The child notes a definite plan in the arrangement of the books, a mysterious order, which it does not comprehend, but only dimly suspects. That, it seems to me, is the attitude of the human mind, even the greatest and most cultured, toward God. We see a universe marvelously arranged, obeying certain laws, but we understand the laws only dimly. Our limited minds cannot grasp the mysterious force that sways the constellations. I am fascinated by Spinoza's Pantheism. I admire even more his contributions to modern thought. Spinoza is the greatest of modern philosophers, because he is the first philosopher who deals with the soul and the body as one, not as two separate things
athetists on the rope

i saw a ghost.
it raped me.

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The French are Germanics LARPing as Mediterranean
Come home, Frankish man.

Ah, I see the Co-op have ended their 2 pizzas and 4 Buds for £5 offer.

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Precious beast

t. wanks to trannies

I get raped by ghosts all the time before I wake up. I like it.

Why settle for an oven when you could accept your fate in the brazen BVLL

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Don't know what it was. Ghost, Demon, Or some cunt out the back with a mask on. I saw a face through the window. Simple as.

anyone ballin hard in the lake district tomoro

>"[T]he fanatical atheists...are like slaves who are still feeling the weight of their chains which they have thrown off after hard struggle. They are creatures who—in their grudge against the traditional 'opium of the people'—cannot hear the music of the spheres."
brainlet athetists on the fucking ropes lmao

we are gallo romans named after a federate germanic tribe of rome

Heinous beasts

I do that sometimes

wahey heres your prize mate

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Cope

when i'm home alone, sometimes i close my eyes and i visualise...

niggers.....

lol
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the idea that there is no reason or “why” to the universe baffles me desu

why can't you discredit atheists yourself?
I prefer to form my own opinions rather than rely on the advice of some dead old white bloke

not what you said yesterday. you said you were sure it was a ghost or demon LOL
backtracking on your retardation

>gif
fuck off

might go get cigs but really cant be affording it

Nuttin' hard in the peak district

Would like to personally apologise for the war crimes of Dresden.

>so mr physicist, if the universe comprises everything and the universe is expanding, what's it expanding into?
"I dunno lol"

Science is a scam

bloody hell i best pick a better prize next time

on a constant search for THE tune

You saw your bloody reflection calm down

Her twitter made me realise that she's actually thick as shit.

historical fact

thats why they call it the PEAK district looooooooooooooooool

lmao everything we are and have is a sum of that has gone before from the computers we are using to the words. to ignore all that/pretend it is irrelevent is stupidity of the highest order.

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>some dead old white bloke

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