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blogs.spectator.co.uk/2019/08/will-john-mcdonnell-lock-tories-up-if-labour-wins-the-next-election/
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edition.cnn.com/2019/06/18/world/london-us-cities-homicide-rates-comparison-intl-gbr/index.html
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wen the gyaldem gives u the smile ting in the shop so you Facebook tha whole shop ting ini haha

this was staged to pretend hes not a massively bent poof

dont blame him 3bhonest

I love wanking. I just love wanking so much. In fact its not even that I love wanking; it's an intrinsic part of my life. I simply cannot live without wanking. I would not be me without wanking. Wanking is a vital part of my entire personality, character and being. I wouldn't survive without wanking.

cringe pedophile

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah-Yeah-Yeah
And the man in the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a ballroom blitz

And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz

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Just found out that I can't actually get bigger muscles without eating with a calorie surplus so I feel like I've been lifting for absolutely no reason.
Just wanted to be more toned and a little bigger.
Feel like a fool.

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might buy a weed vape pen
how do i go about buying a vape pen for hash oil and wax and shit

healthsystemtracker.org/chart-collection/quality-u-s-healthcare-system-compare-countries/#item-amenable-mortality-measured-by-healthcare-access-and-quality-index-2016
absolute state of this yank cope thinking that 1. a wikipedia article with links to two cancer rates is indicative of the average healthcare between the two countries and 2. that it isn't fucking infamous that in america people dont even go to hospital because they'd rather risk death than be stuck with the bankrupting bill.

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How else can you become a big English boy?

when you’re a nonce

yh man but it’s bad for you

never forget

what a mong lmao what did you think would happen

in a bit of a pickle there haha

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for me, it's sporty spice's nipples

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Thoughts on Arizona, New mexico, Colorado, Washington and Hawaii?

Private health insurance is a good policy. I'd detest having to give paying for pikey healthcare

usatoday.com/story/news/world/2018/04/03/londons-murder-rate-higher-than-new-york-citys/480860002/

NYC is not one of the safest cities in America unless you're talking out of like our 5 major cities, then sure

And even in NYC if you go to the wrong area in the Bronx it's a shithole. Our violent crime is very segregated to black communities/cities. You can go to Chicago and if you stay in Wicker Park you'll never even hear a gunshot, cross one street into the South Side and it's Africa. That's just how our crime is, there's a lot of it but a tourist or (at least) middle class white person will never see it

>might buy a weed vape pen

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blogs.spectator.co.uk/2019/08/will-john-mcdonnell-lock-tories-up-if-labour-wins-the-next-election/

Some of McDonnell’s overlooked comments from yesterday:

“They [the Tories] are social criminals and one day, I warn you, we will try them.”

Iain Dale: “But ‘try them’? Under what law?”

“I might want to invent it.”

hes pickle cat!!

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She looks well fit here, I'm disgusted with myself for thinking that.

just found out that i am a BIG FAN of ginger women

holy fucking cor

been wanking loads thinking about how many guys have enjoyed the toilfus body and how i'll never be one of them

youll have increased muscle density youll be stronger but you wont gain weight or size

I wanked so much I have muscle tension now

based
lock them up

Big pro tip: go to one of those all you can eat hibachi places and get nothing but the grilled chicken

When I'm on a bulk that's what I do, obviously combined with the daily shake and spoonfuls of peanut butter. It's really not hard, you're making it sound like it is but it's very easy

Whatever you do don't make the mistake of vaping a vegetable oil based substance or you'll get lipid pneumonia

>3 months in the past 30 years london had more deaths than nyc per capita = nyc is safer than london
this is your brain on yank

the gamer life motto

Don't this .webm makes me cringe

You and I must make a pact
We must bring salvation back
Where there is love....
I'll be there
I'll reach out my hand to you I'll have faith in all you do
Just call my name
And I'll be there

youtube.com/watch?v=eA0nbtxfeq4

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My main man. A half naked female, sitting so close to you is an anthropoligical invitation to put your hand on her hips.

who.int/healthinfo/paper30.pdf
fucking yikes page 15 america blown the fuck out again.
uk 16
usa 35
fucking RIP

the road ain’t safe yh

don’t get it twisted

That was then, this is now.

You'll still get stronger. Eating over 2k or whatever will build size so you just gotta get that down.
For example I've seen rockclimbers that look absolutely tiny but are probably 10x stronger than me easy.

hat pic

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hahaha duuuuude!

That's correct, historically London may have been safer but if NYC is safer NOW then NYC is safer.

Haha C U Next Tuesday ;^)

I can't believe that baby spice was my fave back as a kid

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And even in NYC if you go to the wrong area in the Bronx it's a shithole. Our violent crime is very segregated to black communities/cities. You can go to Chicago and if you stay in Wicker Park you'll never even hear a gunshot, cross one street into the South Side and it's Africa. That's just how our crime is, there's a lot of it but a tourist or (at least) middle class white person will never see it
imagine thinking poor immigrant areas are somehow unique to america. the yank brain never ceases to amaze me in its delusion

Fucking berber creep

alri bossman yeah i'll take 100,000 council houses every year

i know but it is nice to occasionally get high as fuck. talking like less than once a year stuff

is that lilith?

epic

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Raining blooooooooooooooooood
From a lacerated sky

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You are retarded. London had more murders for a couple of months, and that was so unusual it was newsworthy, overall for 2018 NYC had more than double Londons murder rate

bellingcat.com/news/uk-and-europe/2019/03/20/lies-damned-lies-and-statistics-why-londons-murder-rate-is-not-higher-than-nycs/

>According to New York’s figures, there were 295 murders in 2018. This yields a murder rate of 3.42 per 100,000 population in 2018.

>According to London figures, there were 128 murders in 2018 in the London Metropolitan Police boroughs of Greater London

Suck it

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>the most dangerous city in the uk is as dangerous as one of the safest in the USA

Woah

there's a reason his link was from april 2018 when it was all the rage... it no longer is like that nyc is ahead again
edition.cnn.com/2019/06/18/world/london-us-cities-homicide-rates-comparison-intl-gbr/index.html
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-crime-murder/london-murders-back-below-new-york-levels-but-set-for-highest-rate-in-a-decade-idUKKCN1NZ1S2

Been lifting and eating very little my whole life. Can't complain. You get cool muscles but you don't look like a bodybuilder. You get a very upper middle class body.

>anthropological invitation
how sterile you homo

But it's not

Murders in 2018:

London 128
NYC 295

Population is approximately the same.

Are we measuring the entire NYC metropolitan area vs London proper? Also consider that there are guns in America and no guns there so if you have even anywhere close to the amount of murders then something is seriously fucked with London

drinking a bubblegum drink and its nice

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Living with another paki in my student accommodation next year fucking hell

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>You get a very upper middle class body.
quote of the season

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>if you stay in Wicker Park you'll never even hear a gunshot

Wow the US really is improving! They have places you don't hear gunshots.

>London
>most dangerous city in the UK
Lol what the fuck are you on? It's Birmingham

i smoke like mad for a few months then stop

Blog on my son. Preferably after you get a real job

Notice all the room she had to the left once she got outraged. She could have sat there from the beginning and not confuse the man.

Calm down, Rorke

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THIS FUCKING YANK COPE LMAO THE GOAL POSTS NEVER KEEP CHANGING

Banning guns doesn't reduce murder, see the gun ban in Aus (only reduced suicide by firearm)

No they are measuring the city proper which are both around 8.5-9 million population

If you included the entire NYC metropolitan area the rate would be lower because you'd be diluting all of the crime ridden inner city areas with suburbs. You are very confused.

They're both strictly defined. NYC is the five boroughs, Greater London is the thirty two boroughs plus the City proper.

>Burr-ming-ham

Fuck off you paki bastards

That's Paulie, not Tony

A man came down the street with the meth-pink eyes
of a white rat, his gait a mortal shuffle.

A British bulldog bowler hat clung to his melting skull.
…Game spirits, tat and service industries,

an economy stripped to the skin trade. Sex and security,
Arsenal boot boys, white slaves and the SAS.

The most dangerous city is all cities.
Wherever man inhabits, danger lurks.

I bet Emma Watson’s butthole stinks.

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kek. based negress

Reckon Ernst is checked out
told ya, i mean i did tell ya

lucky turtle has some good ones, not sure if they ship outside the states though

this is the one I've used for the past couple years luckyturtlecbd.com/gear/lucky-turtle-variable-voltage-battery/

if its arms arent long enough to shield the jaw then by my calculations that makes it easy work am i right lads

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Good post we need more of this

FOLC

yank when he sees statistics that destroy his argument once again: WHAT ABOUT THE GUNNNNNNNNNNNS

someone pull out the megahat for that

So anyway, yeah. Deffo would move to Australia and NOT America.

Indians literally make up the sylicon valley. You could have had all that instead you took only the ones who cook

It was written

Hahaha you paki bastard

the goal

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The murder rate in Baltimore is THIRTY times higher than London !

Oh say can you see

>someone pull out the megahat for that

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>hmm, alright so what's this...you spent 4 years studying sexology and gender studies?

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