honey i am home edition Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood >Commission free and no minimum to open robinhood.com
Interactive Brokers >Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access interactivebrokers.com
TD Ameritade >$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service tdameritrade.com
Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans) >2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process degiro.eu
these thing am really neat they come in context of momentum trading the philosophy am there NO SUCH THING AS MOMENTUM !!! using laplace as exam ple g-grats on not having movie out O.O
alright fags I have about 60k to invest what should I buy tomorrow?
Mason Wood
very nice
but sorry to say AMD will be 40 within the year
t. someone who bought it at $5 a share (after ignoring it when it was $3)
watch a equalizer on media player while listening to music on LSD, it will change your life bonus points if its old baroque instremental music or Tool/ A Perfect Circle
or look up art by Alex Grey
yea ive tried making chart indicators using laplace, but it always ends up being an absolute mess, or i fall into an existential hole trying to find a good time period to study (1 day, 1 minute, 1 hour, one year, one decade?)
its torture, idk how to write a good pineview script that incorporates the S-plane
what kind of stuff do you guys do to make money on the internet outside of your normal jobs, if you have one? I got spare time I want to spend making more money at home but Im not sure what isnt a scam
Adam Taylor
why do futures traders trade contracts that they never accept delivery of??? why are these contracts out there if they arent used fo shit???
or satie, cuz i think hes easily one of the best composers that ever lived. his music, phrasing, and weird ass harmonies/key changes twist your mind even when sober youtube.com/watch?v=MPz4WElbtZI
Josiah Ross
mmmm based sorting algo's
how do you feel about chaos theory? (and game theory in general?)
i sincerely hope you never have to do these by hand
chaos theory: small almost imperceptible changes to initial conditions cause dramatic differences in finishing conditions
a pendulum with a hinge is the easiest example
try tracking 3 bodies in orbit with one another (via gravity), with 18+ variables (position cordinates, velocity, acceleration, impulse and momentems ectera) and you will begin to understand the how insane the world is
>Monster is the official sip of the Comfy podcast BUY BUY BUY MNST WILL MOON
Jonathan King
What podcast? Comfy hasn't made a podcast in forever.
Jordan Moore
I have friends and free time sometime. I'm going to make my own podcast and make it mostly about cooking.
Nathaniel Martinez
Omg can you do fourier analysis? Me read digital signal analysis because want for start making indicators with ff but will take me year for learn this stuff ;_;
Is buying VIX long term good to hedge against volatility? What are other ways to do so?
Isaac Jones
Winner on CRON, ACBFF, and AMD today. Today was a good day.
Levi Cook
ER is on the 27th. Over 50% institutional ownership. Get in now for the speculation swing trade. Sell before or on the 27th. Trust me, I'm from the internet.
OMFG I need to hear big5's critique on this. I'm sure he is going to sperg out all over comfy. Here is my critique, >Shows his face -1 >Has the appropriate boomer beverage +1 >Looks exactly as I imagined he would -1 >Whining about the fact he sucks at trading We've been telling him this for a long time -1 Overall, needs fucking work comfy.
>One person even stated that the men’s bathroom was once so busy that an employee put toilet paper down and "shit on the ground."
>"There's a big cult-like following for Elon. No company have I worked for, in our quarterly meetings, do you clap when a CEO walks into the podium. So that's just something that people do at Tesla."
>Bad trader ACTKTUALLY I'm holding SPY so I'm a Golden bull trader
Evan Morgan
Shill me stonks that will moon tomorrow please. I've already got 40k on weed and docu
Brayden Lopez
yea, its not too hard to do as far as learning, you just need to understand integrals, and have a few Laplace tables handy (pic related) along with a calculator with trig functions on it to number crunch
shit takes hours, even days or weeks, to calculate by hand though, its a giant pain in the ass, considering a computer program can do the same thing in a couple minutes and one mistake from human error means that you just wasted hours of your life on those stupid problems
VIX options are better hedges, no one actually buys those stocks, they just place options bets around the price
>not selling at open when its a red day, or buying at open when its a green day never going to make it
rite aide is fucked, mostly allowing clerks to become managers, and allow their prime commission which is drugs, flow outward into communities. Honestly it's just got so many poorly managed stores that can't cover their overhead and lose money to shrinkage from not only the clerks but even courrupt pharmacist bros who don't give a fuck and are dope heads them selves.
Ryder Garcia
SPY options comfy, still a degenerate gambler.
Jonathan Turner
a drop out from highschool all of a sudden gets power over people who studied for years, and when shit like that happens run the fuck away! fast!
Landon Morales
uhhh so basically it outperformed every other bank since 2008 and out performed them during the 2015 crunch. but not this year for some reason? so, it should verge back in on september rate rumors also dividends on thursday
need some relatively safe high yield dividend stocks to up my portfolio yield.
any good ones you guys like?
>inb4 T
Leo Williams
Read my post. I'm not advocating investing in RAD. I'm simply throwing out a swing trade idea. Don't put real amounts of money into it. Also, I've made pretty good money doing the exact opposite of whatever you say, baggie.
buy rite-aid and nike, stealing from the rich to give to your second babies mama's grandma makes sense for you, but those drugs honestly cost like 40 grand a year, mostly covered by other socialist programs like medicare and some people just need to die.
I'm tired of poorly run business's individuals should like look, how many rite aid pharmacies have been robbed for drugs. Most insurance providers will not go as far as to cover the shrinkage and theft from their stores because of how poorly the company is run.
I hope you all make it, but trading for pennies but man, why not buy something in a better place.
Wyatt Perry
just wait for the day AMZN buys one of the pharmacy companies the company getting bought out by Amazon will moon, while the rest of the pharmacy market will be -5% for the day
just look at grocery companies when they bought out whole foods
its better to just buy Amazon instead, considering the pharmacy stocks are about to be kill
The longer your rants, the more sober you tend to be
Andrew Torres
we should really invest in food. I'm talking about pork and cattle. Chicken and stuff like live animal food. Honestly, not trading the companies but im saying actual futures.
Nolan Jackson
honestly 1.45 is a great sell price, and 1.20 is a buy price. trade shit for shit.
Make a video of you burning it on youtube then share it with boomers on facebook.
Jackson Gray
My true passion is cooking... While kids my age were watching dragonball z and shit I was watching Iron Chef. I bet I cook better than the majority of this thread. To be quite honest and shit. I learned everything there is to make a savory sauce, and everything there is to know about saute and how different vegetables cook and how juices run together to make fucking master pieces. Two things I never understood were bakers and pastries, deserts sweets, but I will create a place, were people are able to create things I never learned how to do.
Kevin Fisher
>My true passion is cooking Yeah, cooking meth
Colton Nelson
The only math class that is even valuable is statistics unless you are going into engineering.
William King
kekd
Carson Allen
Does HMNY have any chance of recovery? I threw $100 at it today for the lulz. Wondering if there is any hope. Seems like they could make decent revenue from ads alone. Thoughts?
