/brit/

Might buy a rottweiler pup

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The high is good but the crash is too extreme and mentally taxing

Watch an ASMR video

you build something else

He posted that shitty nonsensical half cooked diatribe about the ‘establishment’ and was probably rather proud in doing so, he even added another snippet of nonsense onto the end to bypass the captcha

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200bb pot sb v bb i got 100bb (£200)
folds to sb he raises 3x im holding KK re raise 9x (£18) he 3 bets (£60) i 4 bet jam smooth brain asianoid cunt snap calls with AKs and rivers the flush

you should be locked up

That would be a new establishment. And new establishments flip on a dime. The old establishment is the only one that doesn't change.

so unhappy

Explain the descent of the ancien regime and growth of the international bourgeois establishment then dummy

how do i get over loving her and feeling betrayed

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I've made up my mind. I shall buy a rottweiler pup.

the new establishment is yours, the old one is theirs
temporarily anti-establishment

hope amer comes and shags it

Having foie gras on Jacob's Cream Crackers.

Work with a bunch of normies and sometimes contemplate how literally every single one of them, without exception, has done sex. Most have done it hundreds if not thousands of times. And then there's me: a literal, unironic 30 year old virgin. What would they think of me, knowing I've never put my penis in a vagina? Maybe they *do* know it, or suspect it at least. Wondering if I'm one of those "incels" they heard about on CNN.

Worst part is that on the merits I think I'm more attractive than most of these shagger lads: taller, stronger, better sense of humor. A 6 foot in shape white guy who never shagged...what in the FUCK is wrong with me lads?

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>explain jews changing tricks

I love Big Brother.

I’m the last man you should ask because I’m never over it and I don’t know how to healthily cope with my emotions, they tear me apart

I'd break amers paki face

Sounds like historical revisionism. The Irish are prone to historical revisionism. History has not treated your people well so you make things up. Worse than the blacks really.

you get your fuck on

blog on

What do all the virgins of this general have in common? A personality defect and a strong rancor in their general demeanour and attitudes. Be a happier person and judge things less harshly.

Btw I mean actual Irish people in Ireland. Irish people in America are rich and don't make things up

notice the ebb and flow of my voice as the words finalise and begin accordingly

*puts my arm round your shoulder and spills a bit of my pint on you*
loooooveeee loveeeee will tear us apart aaaagaaaain

Do you even understand what I’m talking about? Post French Revolution and post Enlightenment, the ushering of bourgeois liberalism, limited government and free trade over the archaic forces of monarchism and absolutism, i.e. the most groundbreaking dissolution of a previously unquestioned establishment to have ever occurred. Are you spastic bro?

State. You're the same gimp that reckons caravans have ignitions.

some people think the way they do because they have to
some people think the way they do because they choose to

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you've been posting all day. please get a job. we are worried about you

Post the ebb and flow vocaroo

the fact you live in manchester and haven't broken his paki face is the sole reason I dont respect you mikey

*starts pouring my pint over your head*
weyyyy i love new order

You still here?

So this is what a spastic voice sounds like to you.

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oi mikey you remember this little paki gimp
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free the dungeons of the innocents

piss

are you me

Love my small willy

Is who still here

Just played league for the first time in 8 months won but still found it very boring so shan't be playing again

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You just know this lad hasn’t had sex

me

*has a psychotic episode and bounces your head off the fruit machine*
wahayyyyyy

oi 4inches is average mate

wonder if any /brit/ lad is shagging the gf right now

Groundbreaking piece of /brit/ history this

want a cute girl (male) with long stripey socks to sit on my willy please

yur not a real poikey you live in a schtatshionary house

Im still here

upload it to youtube

*runs over from the other side of the room to break it up*
*slips on the spilt beer and glass and breaks my neck*

would put you through the floorboards

A clown. I'd enslave him. Not even joking with you.

would spin your jaw

what is more runtish?
weed or energy drinks

The international global kiddie fucking ring

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*starts playing the fruity and i tell you to leave me alone*

Weed

Smoking marijuana is the runtiest habit on fucking earth

would eviscerate your skull

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*badly chats up the barmaid who rejects me even though shes 50 and overweight*

As if anyone ever is folding AKs there

youtu.be/U1UtRnGn5hc

not seeing the issue here lads

he reckons he sounds like a proper boffin but he sounds like a 40 year old man that wears nappies

why are you awake at this time
are you all neets?

Wondering whether you are one of those "incels" I've heard about on BBC. I also wonder whether any other /brit/ lad is shagging the gf tonight

as of yesterday i am gonna live off my savings for a while then sign on and get some tax back

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Come to coventry though. The same little spastic would have you surrounded by every cid inside coventry if you did go.

its only 1am lad, you stay up and wait for 5am /brit/, Thats the /brit/ janny doesnt want you to know about.

ive got a disease

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They'd have you believe that people are unique individuals with unique personalities, but the reality is that very few people that are unique. The average American is named Ronny Johnson and owns exactly 6 guns and dislike brown people. You can see millions of people exactly like this, and no one of them is any different. This is why democracy is stupid.

what one gimpitus

this seems apropos

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found another one absolutely creasing here

Oh my god why are your posts so spasticated, are you clinically retarded? Do you think these embarrassing musings are profound?

the virgin freak disease

i have failed to find love amongst my own species

its like what Michael Jackson had but its turning me into a ******

youtube.com/watch?v=4pLQQHztF9U

He needs a speech therapist