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Egypt isn't a threat, they cant defeat a bunch of terrorists in Sinai. Jordan needs Israel to survive, Syria doesn't exist. The only real threat is hezbolla, when the third Lebonon war breaks out, we're gonna have Abad time

No it’s the same thing every time post something else
I wanna see ur barracks

Gr8 b8

Size
20,000 to 50,000
Why would hezbollah be a threat?

Not a threat that could end Israel, but a major war by our standards. 100s of dead and thousands of missiles fired at us daily

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

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Take a pot shot at palestinian children

It how I wake up in the morning

I will just pretend you’re a high rank IDF soldier instead of the coffee giver like every single autist is in retael, but instead of letting paleshitians chimping out in your dumb shithole why won’t your retarded american-tier gibment just give them a passport? I mean I know the answer myself but is it because you’re:
1. Retards
2. Jewish
3. American-tier retard
??? Which one

I have never won an award in my life ever...I really want one badly desu.

do all jewish eat hummus like in the zohan?

Did you shag any IDF cuties?

A passport as in a ticket a foreign country or as in an Israeli citizenship?

Only Israelis

My girlfriend is a soldier if that counts, she's not a combat soldier tho

Be honest, what physical Jewish features do you have (nose, hair, etc)?

I'm probably descended from Russian converts on one side of the family (with some Cossack rape thrown in) so I look Eastern European. I do have curly hair

do you actually hate lebanese/syrian/palestinians etc. or do u fight them because ur country tells u to?

also do you believe ur the good guys in the whole middle east conflicts?

If you had the chance, will you rape a palestine girl? and if you do, is there chances of getting in trouble or they are just walking garbage for your people?

I would really like to rape, specially teens, cheers.

Most Israelis don't hate Lebanese or Syrians. Some hate Palestinians. I personally don't and I hope we can just leave each other alone.

Do you?

No, I don't want to and if I did I would go to jail.

do you hate sarah silverman?
i do

> I don't want to
Why? soldiers usually rape

>if I did I would go to jail.
How so? would palestine people take you to court? is that realistic?

>good guys
>anyone in shithole region that is the shittle east
Yeah I hope you don’t actually let this be an open question and that you know you are just as garbage as palestinians. Of course shitizenship, but you won’t give them because you’re as low as paleshitians. I pray to Allah you both will cease from existing to curb my depression symptoms.

I do. I don't get why she's popular. She's not funny and has the most annoying voice I've ever heard

Does Israel really use cute 18 year old girl conscripts as front line cannon fodder?

>Not a threat that could end Israel
what a threat could end Israel?

How does it feel to be a piece of shit? Free Palestine

sick fuck

i honestly think what israel has done and is doing as a country is wrong but i just hope all conflicts and wars end peacefully

Who would win in one on one knife battle?
>A worst Korean conscript
>A IDF conscript

Yup, Palestinians can take a soldier to court, also, breaking the law is frowned apon and my commander would call military police

Why would we give them citizenship? The whole point is they want their own country.

No, females aren't allowed to cross the border and only can serve as combat soldiers as border guards

not OP.
because to stay a Jewish state we can’t just give millions of people who also hate us citizenship. if anything a two state solution, but the best option is to kick them into Jordan or some shit.

Feasible threat? Nuclear Iran

Rich coming from the people who started this shit. Thanks for Sykes-Picot again

Thoughts?
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bark_Mitzvah

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I think Israel has done terrible and stupid things but we aren't the only ones to blame.

Worst Korea, we don't train in knife usage because we have actual guns.

they are just a huge pain in the ass. nothing existential.

>Sykes-Picot worst goddamn thing to ever happen

Americans are stupid. Nothing new.

who else is to blame in ur opinion and why

y u oppress palestine?

y u support apartheid state?

Also, sorry in advance for 3rd Lebonon war, if it's worth anything, I'd much rather not have to do it and I hope you kick out hezbolla before shit hits the fan.

I'm curious to your thoughts about them.

Besides Britain? The Palestinians and the Arab world.

what do you think about Reform Judaism, and what most Israelis think about this?

Y u live in colonised first nation land?

I would like more reform jews to come to Israel, I think they will have a liberlising influence on Israel. Most Israelis are secular but corrolate reform jews with US judisim which is seen as disconnected from reality

your thoughts on the growing number of hasidics and the fact that a significant portion of hasidics believe zionism is against jewish teachings.

>US judisim which is seen as disconnected from reality
explain

Do it then

>Sykes-Picot
>McMahon–Hussein Correspondence
>Balfour declaration
>Palestine White paper of 1939
>how does it feel being an asshole
funny coming from the people who back stabbed every single one related to this land for your interests.

Calling them "hasidics" show you don't understand the issue. They are ultra-orthodox jews or Haredi jews. They are a real problem in Israel because they don't get an education and therfore aren't a part of the workforce while still collecting welfare. They aren't becoming more anti-zionist, they always have been and are actually much less anti-zionist than they used to be

Why don't you just merge with the Palestinians? Its gonna happen sooner or later so you might as well do it now

so you're saying you're preparing for a 3rd war? there's one coming for sure ?

also i support hezbollah because here we consider they freed the south back in 2000 and they majorly helped win the war in 2006 and could protect lebanon in future conflitcs (I'm not saying the lebanese army is useless, on the contrary but I'm just talking about hezbolla for now)

if it breaks out it will be very destructive
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dahiya_doctrine

well of course I don't, which is why i asked...

More and more of young American Jews are pro-Palestinian b/c they identify with the weak underdog and not because they really understand what is actually going on.

what r ur thoughts on hezbolla ?

and did you fight in 2006 and what do u remember from it and what do u think about it ?

Hezbollah is preparing for another round since 2006.
>and they majorly helped win the war in 2006
they caused that war by ambushing and taking hostage our border patrol.

Do you guys still use the old Galil or did you upgrade to the ACE?

Thoughts?

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>merge
Explain

Yup, unless something changes fast we're going to have another war. Most of our training is training for Lebonon.

You don't care about them helping Assad? I get the part about freeing the south in 2000 but 2006? Even Nasrallah admitted that was a huge miscalculation on his part.

to add, you definitely didn’t win. a stalemate at best.
we left Lebanon not because of Hezbollah, but because it was unpopular.
the first Lebanon war wasn’t our war to fight, it was fought over a lie, they said it was to protect our northern citizens. we were promised a 40km buffer between PLO and Israel, but instead we headed to Beirut, occupied half of the country and crowned a puppet.
The only reason Ehud Barak was elected in 1999 is because how unpopular it was and because he promised to leave Lebanon within one year.

I wasn't old enough, my father was in reserve duty in 2006 but not in a combat position. I was 8 but my girlfriend is from the north of Israel and remembers staying in shelters and sirens.
I think hezbolla made a huge mistake, sure we lost some soldiers but it has kept them mostly quiet for 13 years now.

M4 and tavor

Well you'd stop being a Jewish state and just merge the Palestinians and their diaspora into one country. Possibly change the language script to latin for efficiency purposes too

the ACE is just for export.

Jews are vastly over represented in acedmia in general, no surprises there

What makes you think that this situation is inevitable? It's really far fetched...

are women in Israel feminists?

I'm not sure how true this is, but I remember reading that Israel has the lowest reported percent of women saying they are feminist but one of the highest percent of belief in feminist ideas (in oecd countries)

thought about gay pride in Jerusalem?

is this ture?
youtube.com/watch?v=ahZTWBB26Cw

What about it? I've been there. It's a regular protest, Tel Aviv pride is the one with the naked men.

>RT
>True
Pick one

>ambushing and taking hostage our border patrol.
maybe that's the story you have but the one we have is that that patrol had already crossed the border by far and that's why hezbolla captured them. remember we still are two countries at war so it wasn't an abnormal thing. besides israel also had lebanese captives.

its not that i don't care for assad but what i care most for is the protection of lebanon which hezbolla did and are doing and that's enough for me to support them for now

about 2006, what do you mean by unpopular?

maybe north of israel had it bad but that's normal for a time of war, and south lebanon had it the same.
but i have to disagree with you with the 2006 situation. what happened was after the whole border patrol thing israel launched a full scale war and hezbolla defended lebanon and pushed israel back. how was that a mistake from hezbolla

Thoughts on Turkey? Does Israel see Turkey as an enemy?

>What about it? I've been there. It's a regular protest, Tel Aviv pride is the one with the naked men.
i mean Jerusalem is the most saint city in the world, are religious people butthurt about gay pride?

Historically speaking its inevitable, its far fetched now cause neither side wants it but in a century or two you'll do it and it'll be a much harder integration because of the length of the oppression

Why don’t you just fully annex the Palestinian Territories, give them all full Israeli citizenship, and just call it a day?

How would you feel if Israel was declared to be a multicultural country (not just a “jewish State”)?

Why not kill some Ar*bs?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Hezbollah_cross-border_raid
Come on, nobody really believes that the attack wasn't pre-planned by hizbolla with the intent of capturing Israeli soldiers.

Hizbolla didn't push the IDF back, they attacked, we had a war (in which Lebonon suffered much more than Israel) and then the war stopped.

We see erdogan as a dictator who ruined our relationship with turkey, I hope they get rid of him and we can get along again.

You betcha. Sucks to be them.

It's a option. But I don't want it. Why would a first world country willingly merge with a third world one?

And all of the just to get a child killer back?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samir_Kuntar

>We see erdogan as a dictator who ruined our relationship with turkey, I hope they get rid of him and we can get along again
Ok but the anti Erdogan and anti Turkish stuff in the meanwhile has really changed things even for Turks who would be pro Israel otherwise. Also The biggest thing is Israeli support for wars in the region and PKK, those don’t have anything to do with Erdogan. He’s also not a dictator in the strict sense, the Turkish population wants to defeat PKK and he is soft on them if anything.

>It's a option. But I don't want it. Why would a first world country willingly merge with a third world one?
Because you’re occupying the same exact plot of land and both claim it’s yours? It would solve a lot of problems as far as I can tell. Like West Germany absorbing East Germany, there can be a cost but it’s probably the only long term solution. Otherwise what’s the plan? Keep the settlements and leave West Bank in limbo?

Why would Turks be pro-Israel?

Why not? Turkey was Israel’s closest ally for decades. Jews are considered to be dependable, reliable, loyal allies in Turkish history going back to ottoman era. The founding Prime Minister and President of Israel were both Turkish Speaking Ottoman citizens who served for a time in the Ottoman army and many Israelis descend from ottoman Jews generally (Sephardic) who have good memories of relations with Turks.

what do you think about Yiddish?

well then, lets just agree to disagree because i can't believe your story and you're never gonna believe mine.
after all, we are enemies aren't we?

David Ben Gurion and Yitzhak Ben Zvi at Istanbul University Law School (they were later commissioned as officers in the ottoman army during ww1).

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is circumcision practiced in israel?

>"good goyim awards"
Most of those Americans are Jews and at least Wiesel isnt even from this country (hes Romanian) he just had citizenship here.

Sure things have changed, doesn't mean they can't change back. This is the middle east...

West and East Germany were both German and used to be one country. Zionisim and Palestinian nationalism have been at war since they started being ideas. The Palestinians want an independent state and no Israel besides it.

It's not used in Israel besides by Haredi jews. My great grandparents spoke it but nowadays it's dead.

We dont have to be...

Yup, 97% of people are circumcised last time I checked

Do you check the penises of every person in Israel

>Of course shitizenship, but you won’t give them because you’re as low as paleshitians.

>giving the right to vote to probably the dumbest muslims in the middle east who from day one have trying to destroy your country

Yeah brilliant plan but he's the retard.

Yup. And Wikipedia.

>West and East Germany were both German and used to be one country. Zionisim and Palestinian nationalism have been at war since they started being ideas. The Palestinians want an independent state and no Israel besides it.
Palestinians are defeated (1948, 1967,1973) and Israel is letting this defeat drag on. That’s because Israel can enforce terms and Palestinians have no real power. I think it’s because it would be a demographic challenge to the predominant Jewish identity of Israel. Ok but I honestly can’t see the status quo being sustainable. How long can it go on?
Culturally you are very similar, especially native Israelis (not so much recent Jewish arrivals from the west) and Arab Jews (mizrahim) with Palestinians. You both look similar, eat the same foods, and dress similar, and like the same music, etc. Am I wrong?

Yup, different religions and killing each other for the past 100 something years