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Damn, just imagining what she could do with a dick....

>no edition
>.gif
yeah, S&H'ing this one.

suck it

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this gif is reversed she actually sprayed it all back out

There is a massive hole in global warming theory. If the weather is getting hotter as the media claims, show us weather records going back before the 1950s. I don't deny global warming, I simply contend we don't have any stats. Global warming? More like global whatming.

any girls in

I hope not, the b in /brit/ stands for Boysonly

I am a straight man. This means when I view female physiology my penis engorges with blood.

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when I was in primary school I was told the ice caps had a couple years left
Climate change alarmism is just another part of the narcissism that the western liberal worldview is built on

any femboys in

never understood this cope

gigantic arse

the lads

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remember when the first gen iphone and ipod touch came out and no apps existed except the ones that came with it

I had an iPod Classic

anyone in

no soz

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Babyshambles

why do yanks wear such dreadful shoes

Just woke up lads. Got a job interview later in the afternoon as well.

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thoughts on this duck?

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Lads, what could it mean that I no longer get excited by hardcore porn, but softcore images get me worked up?
Heck, even being outside in the summer and seeing hot women gets me way more horny than watching PornHub.

Is this my brain being rewired to appreciate the beauty of the female form? Possibly my test levels rising?

Shut up yank

Economical growth is destroying the planet

cumbrain

I'm still wanking and drinking beer

Line them up in a row

Don't think that should be seen as a problem desu

Dumb

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czech girls'll do that

I was in front of God, he weighed my heart; the good, the bad, all my desires and beliefs. God jotted down the last entry in the book of my life "you've passed. Congratulations user. Go down that hallway, heaven is on the first left. As I waswalking down the hall way it hit me "this is it. It's all real". I saw the door with "heaven" taped on it. I turned the handle and BOOM. Heaven eh? Not too shabby. I'll get by.

Lads, what could it mean that I no longer get excited by real female porn, but shemales get me worked up?

You're gay now

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I get a little gay when I get really high. I can usually appreciate male beauty, but when I get really high on Marijuana I find some men absolutely scrumptious.

No it isn't

But im not attracted to men. Just the idea of a female body with a big juicy cock

it's me im back

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For me it's whatever I feel like

Gentlemen.

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99% of males are repressed bisexuals.

hi lads

don't understand this webm

What a rebel

God handed me a perfectly chilled Mike's Hard Lemonade "how are you enjoy heaven user?". I cracked my beverage and poured it in an angelic booze chalice "it goes" I took off my sunglasses, "mighty bright though". "California sunshine my babe", says God "yeah, I dig it". God lit up a doobie "bruh, where's the bitches". "Bitches?" says god. "Yeah, the hoors. I read up here in heaven there'd be bitches?". "Yo, the bitches are getting here, just chill dude. The fuckin don't start till we get a good buzz on bruh". I took another sip of my Mike's Hard Lemonade and took a rip on the doobie. Sure as sugar the honeys were on their way. I was a bit skeptical at first, but I learned to trust God, appreciate his ways. This is a man who created a universe for himself starting from nothing, just his bare hands. I had respect for that. Most suprising of all, God was a real nigga. He never bullshitted. God was a 100% genuine cat who I could kick it with. Unlike how he's portrayed in the media.

can't believe i'm in the land of scottish twats
should let them have their own country, they won't last 5 minutes

Woah this gives me hope

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what do you think about this man?

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Yeah I'm based
Breathed at last line

holy shit thats deep

we need more of him in western countries. flood the west with chinks and niggers to rub the right's nose in diversity

Having a curry lads

are they.. retarded?

nobody cares chink

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hope she gets lung cancer

registered at the consulate today. SHALL be a PT citizen in a few months

corrrrrrPENG

Grim desu

There's a wart on that foot christ

are you 12

did you gain weight?

there are two slits on your face where your eyes should be

Girls smoking weed is fucking grim

>piercings
>tattoos
>dope fiend
what went wrong?

Someone just made an anti-Canadian thread. This tends to happen when I post. I've established my superior intellect and now weak minded people are sexually threatened so they slander me to peacock and defend their masculinity which I have torn to shreds by exposing them as an idiot.

98% agree

42

what are you watching?
i am watching videos of girls pissing

Can relate to this

Nice one lad
I'm watching the latest pewdiepie video where he's going to fight the Wither

Is Doug in?

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t. cuckboi

Where's the thread

chink cunt needs to off himself asap

the one time I bought condoms, I ended up using all of them for masturbation

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Haha wahey

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why are penguins so good on the internet

imagine being a woman for 24 hours

I would explore my vagina

face of a granny

because they have web feet

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They probably use linux haha

Looooooooooooool

I didn't come from no monkey

you are one
COME HOME, MONKEY MAN

nooooooooooooot

did you come from the sand

Job interview in 12 hours

that anti canadian thread is very funny tbf

Porn has made me gay lads

maybe this can make you heterosexual again

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