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>un touriste en Belgique
tu dois t'emmerder

Japon
I can end various /int threads with my comments

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Je vais aller en Allemagne et au Luxembourg cette semaine. L'avantage de la Belgique, c'est que c'est un pays à la périphérie touristiquement très riche. Et puis, les frites.

how?

By being really horny and putting the right toys in my butt the right way. I only did it for the first time like 4 months ago after like 6 years of trying, but I've since more or less learned the technique and can do it pretty consistently.

You are not cute
You have no skills

i cook good

That's an enviable skill.

thank

Could you do the same for France?

i bet i can do that in my first try

I can't do it in one minute because there's far too many departments, but place them on a map? Sure.

Brazil
I can annoy people very easy

>portugal
>I can bend my right thumb to make it seem like it's broken at will

Prepare yourself for disappointment.

Flag

I know a lot of useless party tricks, like being able to solve a rubiks cube for instance.

why do you say that?

Japan
I can walk without feet

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Because it's hard. And I don't say that just based on personal experience, but also from all the anecdotal evidence I've seen over the years by people who try to achieve the same thing.

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i'm going to try my best to prove you wrong

I've been trying to come up with an answer for the last 15 minutes

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You’re an ugly whore.

>flag
Learn a foreign language.

Nothing. Not even posting on Jow Forums, because my posts are low quality.

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nice name

That was wrong link
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lol what is this crying

USA
work as an electrician, so all the skills that come with that
can play guitar pretty well
can clap with one hand
can perform a small amount of magic tricks
can speak german
can speak italian
can cook pretty well, not gourmet or anything but people have enjoyed my cooking

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>tf
>tp

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I know all the countries

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Burger
I'm not a virgin

what happened to ur feets

US.
I can speak every language

eipä ollu

Que gracioso user.

Mexico

I can tell the difference between Japanese, Korean and Chinese languages.

I can also tell the difference between Koreans and Japanese.

I jumped in the front of train by schizophrenia symptoms

The few skills I do have I'm very mediocre at