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my gf confessed she has had thoughts of letting me cuck her. frankly I am lost for words
knickers
tights
thighs
skirts
The female body is a collection of scrumptious curves. A symphony of flesh and colour and nerve endings that I wish to stimulate.
never realised how fattening sunflowers were
to most (all?) people itt please see a therapist
just having someone to challenge your biases will help greatly and will all-around make you a better person online and especially offline
Judaism leads to Protestantism leads to Freemasonry which leads to Rationalism which leads to Republicanism which leads to Liberalism which leads to Socialism etc.
My severed penis
She took in hand
I panic to another land
None of this did I plan
I had drugs up my ass
I know now how ot feels to be a lass
tell us more pls
if i were a girl i wouldn't have sex with you
shut up you brainfuck
stop shilling shrinks, they're memesters and so are you ya fat mentally gimped BASTARD
I named my baby Jezabel
Because I knew her life would be a living hell
She was born from lust and flames
I created her when I come
Rancid stench of cum
My penis was just in her bum
And now what came out my penis
It's the thing that I've done that's meanest
Now she has to grow up with me as her father
My unfortunate daughter
I panic to another land
Good morning
got me morning scran
toast musli coffee
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The issue of media isn't just related to Brexit, you degenerate strawmanning shitskin.
You Eurowogs take great delight in telling Brits their media is bad as if we don't already know, and you do this despite polling showing Brits are more cynical and untrusting of media than any other people.
Euros cock suck their garbage media and when ever it is brought to your attention that it's every bit as much absolute arse gravy as ours, your only response is to start reeeeeing about The Daily Mail or The Sun.
It's fucking hilarious.
Who let the pedo future mass shooter start the thread?
brexit means brexit
begging for upskirts
They pay me to kill myself
When I don't stand to attention
Maintain conformity
Then they come after me
And I Run
I'm a rotten son of a gone
But I ain't done
They put the poison in the water
And when I drink I lose my daughter
she's dead
Shut the fuck up
Taking the meds alri
The surface is all I see
I can't penetrate
I'd need a needle for that
So I used a needle
Right in the vein
I don't feel the slightest bit of pain
I need this drug again and again
It's soothing my brain
I got deep
made enoguh food for the next few meals, low calorie shit like mushrooms and lean chicken.
But fuck
I accidentally made the best chicken ive ever done and i really want another lunch
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G'day Melvin
fat people are so stupid
oi stop it!
>she's dead
no me im nathan
had a piece, fuck me it was good. Put a bit of satay seasoning in the bread crums i schniddy'd it in
i can't stop drinking. Getting drunk with people i all i have.
never met a smart fatty
Why be racist homophobic sexist transphobic when you can be just quiet
I asked the King
"What's this thing"
"That's my country"
"This is my state"
He sat like he sat on fate
He looked like he'd spit in my face
"Your Highness, you're a King... minus"
"You're the finest sans the primus"
He got Angrier
"Jesus is Lord, my King"
"And Love rules the land"
"And Peace is our figurehead"
And that he dropped dead
I killed the King
The Republic begin
Ole Charlie stole the handle
And the train it wont stop going
No way to slow down
why do they do this? Why are they fat and stupid
got an 80% school mark at the end, me
When i had it i imagined i was gordon ramsey praising the delicateness of the extra flavours and moistness of it. Being taken off just as it was cooked enough.
But Gordon abused me for the other part which was chicken and mushrooms because i put the satay in way to early. but at least that means its not tempting.
I used to be gay
Yes even me
You'd see me at the gay club on my knees
But I broke free
Through the miracle of conversion therapy
me? I'm a a shitter...I shit, it's what I do
I would be so fucking obese if I lived in the US
>ben & jerry's americoon dream
it's better than eating animals, murderer
i don't even like sweet food i just slipped up for a bit when i started drinking and it was over. Now i have to eat 1200 a day to lose. I eat under normal now naturally but thats means i maintain.
Emma? Is that you?
They call me big poo Dave cuz I take big poo's yeah what about it
king alfred was based
I know I shouldn't be giving advise because you didn't ask for any but you really should be lifting as well as cardio
but you can't outrun a bad diet
registration is closed
lol
Eating like a pig atm
Meaning of life?
Not beating your wife
Being nice
Not having to be told twice
Being content with just rice
Buying the tomato soup with the lower price
Aknowledging we're men, not mice
A *claps hands* literal *claps hands* who! Add me next time when more followers k sweetie
why doesn't he smile
they have junk food in every country
Poo pee
Poo wew
Pee poo
Pee wee
Have to go in six minutes
I will be forgotten
please I don't want to go
save me
no they don't
yeah but there's a larger variety and it's more culturally ingrained in america
honestly if i got used to eating pop tarts for breakfast im not sure id have the willpower to stop
Couldn't finish my bowl of musli
it was too much
where do you work
Why don't people care about the Armenians? Because they don't own the media and Hollywood
made you do a think didn't I
shut the fuck up
"You, go! Leave this place"
I left, I'm not welcome in this place
I ran across the praerie's face
Until I made it to another place
This new place was as good as before
Except there weren't no people anymore
Eyes too big for your belly
thank you for your service
Pop Tarts are fucking disgusting.
i ate two slices of toast
People often tell me to shut up
But have they ever considered
Shutting up themselves?
I don't think they ever have
They should take their own advice
Wouldn't that be bomb?
Excuses excuses
What did you have on your toast?
it was a slice of toast on toast
finnish people are so stupid
I touch my penis when it is time
When it's very sensetive and very sublime
It ain't no crime
I jist don't masturbate all the time - anytime
When the feeling is too hard to ignore
When sex is breathing through my pours
When I lock the door
2 minutes after my seed hits the floor
Orgasms I adore
and gay
...
Business idea: A piece of toast in between two charred slices of bread.
vaginas are gross to look at
ate like half a big bag of trix cereal plan on finish it off later tonight. going to eat it all until its gone. regret buying it as its junk and just want it gone at this point
Very true. But the idea of a vagina. thats whats hot. Thats why bush is good. The contrast which implies vagina but you don't have to see it
2016 was 3 years ago
I went to the barrio
I felt like a Luthario
Never be sorry, no
Embrace the moment
When you miss out it hurts, don't it?
Ignore the future and the past
Gratify what is immediately in your grasp
*counts on my fingers*
was just watching tranny porn and the tranny farted when the dude pulled his dick out lmao
>vaginas are gross to look at
very good user
see
u wot
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
he's right though, vaginas feel good but look gross
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Given how a vagina is a completely internal body part, you don't really ever look at it at all.
The vulva is a beautiful thing to gaze on too so I guess you're just a faggot.
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