What if France invaded Andorra?
What if France invaded Andorra?
I'm surprised American knows what Andorra is
The French army would surrender.
The French army would surrender.
especially if we have allies like the british, who run away at the sight of a war like in 1940.
Just tactical maneuvering, goy. Nothing perfidious about it. Now cover our retr- I mean evasive maneuvers with your flesh.
The gaul fears the ANDÖRRAN BVLL.
>sorry to have bombed your fleet lad we didn't want the Germans to take it :^)
I would start a guerrilla campaign against the frenchy faggots shooting everybody who spoke french military and civilian alike
Andorra is protected by both Spain and France, if one attacks andora the another side is oblied to defend it. It would unironically provoke a war between France and Spain.
Best thing is petain actually sunk it as he had promised when the germans tried to take it
>rely on Poles to crack the enigma
>rely on poles to defend the British airspace
>rely on the yanks, leafs and cunts to fight the war for them
>rely on defectors and retards like Goering to give out intelligence to the OSS
Was there anything that the brits did during the Second World War, besides empty promises and broken treaties that is
this is how they always fought
You spaniards aint shit. Shut the fuck up and scrub my toilets
Have you seen a brit IRL? Not the fighter type
Try invading again you salty frenchy faggot
Imagine risking yourself for a war just to defend some micro states
battle of britain
the allies won the war because of this
cry horror when the milkman fell from his bike
Should take back those fuckers from Monacco instead.
Said the guys that fled and left our flanks unkept at the start of WW2, as said.
Imagine not being able to defend your own country
Severs you right
How would the peace treaty look like?
> both parties agree to end all hostilities and normalise relation
> signed on the side of the French Republic: E. Macron, President of France
> signed on the side of the Principality of Andorra: E. Macron, President of France, Co-prince of Andorra
>Polish air force
>win the war
>still butthurt about it
You are like the Romanians
we immediatly surrender because we're french
haha get it?
You'd be butthurt too if your allies fled when it mattered and came back only to flatten half your cities, killing thousands of civilians and pilfer stuff under their overlords orders a few years later.
Why is France's best army made out of foreigners?
Should have fought harder then, stop relying on allies and all that, why should have we died for France
Because we were the wll between Germany and you, and allies, you uncultured swine? Well, theoretically that fight should have been in Belgium, but they refused to let us reinforce their defenses, threatening us with war because we were "breaking their neutrality", then called for help once the germans crushed them aka when it was too late to do anything.
You were only supposed to watch our flanks while we were going to do the heavy fighting, but fled when you heard news of the germans advancing. They heard about your move and took our flanks. End of the story.
>stop relying on allies
>Did jackshit until the US came on your island, followed them (but not too close, war is dangerous) trough France and end up claiming you won WW2
>Benevolent
Man, fuck the English.
>French army surrender to the old guy the meet
>The local police (all the two policmen) invade France
>Book a train ticket and push the front line all the way to Paris
>France now under Andorian occupation
>Taxes are cancelled, all of them
>All the welfare queen become war refugees, go to Germany
>Quality of life raise by a two digit in a week
>The Andorian police go back home
>France become a paradize
I wish we would try.
You forgott the start:
>War beggin
>Wait in the trench, it look scarry out there
>HOFUCK A GERMAN
>Holly molly, please in the name of the Queen make place, I have to go!
>Run back home
>Say this retreat was a victory
>Make fun of France for not being abble to deal with the 200km hole they left in the line after they sacrified a 5th of the army to cover the brits
>Bomb France for the rest of the war