>there are Americans on this board who have never been to the beach
There are Americans on this board who have never been to the beach
Colton Perez
Henry Martinez
>only ocean have beaches
based coastie retard
Kayden Collins
>lake beaches don't exist
Blake Johnson
That's not a beach, kouhai.
Jace Cook
This is not a beach
Landon Johnson
I can start driving right now and be at venice beach by dinner. Can you say the same?
John Ortiz
But Texas isn't landlocked yet people living in its panhandle are much further from the sea than someone living in eastern West Virginia
Charles Garcia
I can but it'll be the actual Venice
Brody Reyes
kek
Elijah Cruz
You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!
Daniel Collins
>death in venice
why do you know about that creepy pedo movie?
Ayden Roberts
We don't
It's "Venise" here, with the S prononced as a Z
Charles Lee
No, because it's 5 pm, also I'm on the wrong continent to drive to Venice Beach.
Aiden Kelly
did you guys know lake of the ozarks has more waterfront property than california?
Lincoln Nelson
we say PARIGEE
Hudson Brooks
beaches are overrated. living near the sea is peak cringe. you get 100% humidity and suffer.
Leo Hughes
we say pariisi and venetsia
Robert Perez
Do Italians always yell when they talk about the French capital PARIGEE
Does it mean something else if you speak in a normal volume
Jonathan Thompson
yes
but i won't tell you what it means
Aiden Lopez
Having been to Chicago once I'd say the great lakes count for beaches.
t. Californian
Jayden Sanchez
I had a teacher who was a hardcore frenchieboo who tries to pronounce French like he was gargle on cum. The clown of the class had him livid when he mentioned France's atrocities, domestic and colonial.
Jace Roberts
Go home iceman
Asher Collins
Carson Ramirez
It's pretty famous
Jason Flores
canpeople living on the coast drive for more than 5 minutes without seeing a druggie shooting up on a street?
Luke Ross
Yeah I've read their rubber plantations in Indochina were pretty harsh
Aiden Taylor
They have bitches it's just shitty lakes, rivers and ponds. You in theory could probably surf on the great lakes.
Matthew Martin
Beaches suck to be honest, they basically offend all senses at once. Blinding sunlight reflecting on the sea and sand, awful constant noise from waves crashing, the smell from all the organic things the sea drags in, that taste of sea water when you go for a dive, and sand, I hate sand, it's rough and coarse and gets everywhere.
Jason Parker
>bitches
*beaches
Fucking autocorrect
Jacob Ortiz
We say París and Feneyjar
Nathaniel Nelson
>american education
Parker Davis
i have a lake house so live on a beach, kys coastie
Eli Nelson
>yj
2 semivowels?
Colton Butler
MN has over 10,000 lakes
Tyler Cox
Flyovers are such a fucking disgusting disgrace.
Daniel Williams
thankfully no
Blake Reyes
Leo Foster
Nice waves faget.
Colton King
We say Venecia in Spain and pronunce it "venethia"
Mason Roberts
It's pronounced /ˈpɑː.ris/ and /bɛnéːtkɛ/ my confused Arabic friend