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wait why am i receiving magyarbey's you's
what the hell is going on

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would not recommend this the retard janny banned me for 1 day for this

lads

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no one gives a shit nerd

Wtf, are you actually me?

>Besides you can't just swim 24/7.
yes you can
>Greece has plenty of historic sites
north macedonia has plenty of history sites and so what? none of these are really attractive, same with greece with the exception of that renewed thing in Athens

EXPOSED
also edin narod

Same mongol flags and 4chink got confused kek

Magyarbey the subotica nerd has never been to sea, nigga probably doesn't know what the horizon looks like

Such is life of central evropean Serbs

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>cлeдвaй мe и щe видиш чe cъм УPУCПИЯ
тaя e бaхти кypвopинa дбч, и нaкpaя нa клипa дa cлoжиш бaбa cи дeтo нe й пpaщaш пapи и нe я пoceщaвaш eй тaкa зa eдиния въpчy cигнaлинг...

Come to Greece, whities :)

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Can't wait to sit on a Greek beach and drink ALFA beer, the highlight of my life

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Come to Bulgaria, whities :)

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Thanks for warning me man, evil janny

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>waiter: MASTER
they were into some kinky findom shit

>nemita ntomatas
now that you pay for regardless in the balkans

Literally den aksizei h mykonos

it's amita retard, not 'nemita'

>Tpпeзи

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Whities are failing even in this
Pic related is Usain Bolt's receipt in Mykonos

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Not true, there's plenty of cool shit like Meteora, Delphi, Epidaurus, Mt. Athos, all the shit in Athens that I can't bother listing, castle of knights Hospitallers in Rhodes, Lycabettus, etc.

nemita means unwashed
but i wouldn't expect yo to understand human languaxhe

do you post on reddit

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We were there in high school on an excursion, you missed out the Pella ancient Macedonian tombs

all i need to do is set my name to Autistic boi

shut the fuck up, cunt

>100 euro for squid
lmao

trai we sharan

why would someone go to formerly fyrom to watch bootleg greek statues when they can go see the real thing in greece...

shta smachkam kat vushka, pedal

>Dom Rose 2002 3L
>retails for 3900 quid
>sells it for 75,000 euros

epishs

>2019
>phgaineis mykono mh eirwnika

I also forgot the Treasury of Atreus and some other stuff, but you catch my drift. Athens alone has too many things to list, especially if you include museums.

You guys are fucking retarded .Greece is hellscape in the summer you shouldn't visit here during summer unless you wanna tan and party. You can do everything you want in March and generally during Easter is the best.

ebam picka materu e sestru, subhumanov
ebem pickata mamku e tatku, pidirast

>retails for 3900 quid
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This i cant stress this enough mykonos exei ginei gtp

The only thing you SHOULD do during summer is barricading yourself in the room with an AC turned on.

my cousin works at mykonos as a waiter, do you thinks he makes a shitload of money?
The other one works as a chef in paros

>gtp
?

>The only thing you SHOULD do during summer is barricading yourself in the room with an AC turned on.

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I am currently visiting my father and i dont have an ac at my room i am with a shitty fan that blows dust to me 24/7

>albanians literally everywhere else on the planet, EXCEPT for in albania
I believe it.

Is that 88k euros or am I reading it wrong?

>AC

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almost every albanian know someone in greece. In my case it's my uncle who went there in 1994 and has 2 sons and 1 daughter

RIP, Greekbro :-(
Stop being rude to me, scum.

Chefs generally make good money at . Waiters live in normal wage probably like 1000-1500 a month without tips .

Poor white murican freedom fighter can't stand the priced of HELLAS

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it's called money tourism, you wouldn't know

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>2007
they were uncool before it was uncool

gia ton poutso = awful
greek internet zoomer language

That doesn't look like 80k euros, more like 15k

that faggot cousin of mine must make a lot of money by tips, if they're charging these prices in mykonos

You're reading it CORRECT

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>stop being rude to me, scum

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are you the same guy that speaks greek

>Waiters live in normal wage probably like 1000-1500 a month without tips .
That's great money. I know here they pay €500, in montenegro and croatia maybe €600-700 without tips

fuck wh*Tes

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Yes indeed but living conditions arent the best

>rich black guy
>gf is always white woman
why don't black men get a black gf? genuinely curious

nobody is talking about statues here you dumb turk
things you mentioned can also be seen here, like pic related
If you wanna see historical foundings/buildings in good shape instead of ruins then go in Italy for example

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lmao

he may be making a lot of money, but what's for sure is that the guy who owns the place and charges 3-4 euros for a pita gyros smaller than your dick is making even more

euxaristw

giati yparxun akoma zwa pou pane mykono mh eirwnika gia diakopes anti na pane se 2-3 nhsia me ta idia lefta?

that's two apartaments with sea view in albania

nope

Well yes but no , its very complicated . At the end you are left with pennys

this

why do i have to be in this shitty fucking village with only a shitty fan blowing @ me

where the fuck are all the hot tourists

Because they can afford them

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Me ta idia lefta pas gia mia vdomada se ena aplo nhsaki kai kaneis zwara

Fuck capitalists and the burgoise

>they literally sell shit @ 10x the normal price

nah fuck retards who keep preaching about how EPIC mykonos is

We fight the capitalist debtors with their own arms :)

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Nope, that's not the same thing. Also many of the things I mentioned are in good or decent shape.

My dream is to work as a waiter in Greece. How do I achieve this?

You'll work as a slave but you'll fill your bank accounts

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The only ones in good shape are the churches and the theater which is bigger than the one in Ohrid.

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Find someone who is in some island ex mykonos , santorini . Ask them to find a room to live in or find a job with shitty housing go there do the season and leave , pretty much this is the easiest solution.

This is capitalism, someone dies for 200 euro a month, someone spends 200 euro on an ice cream

oute mhn nomizeis den bgazeis lefta

based greek brothers :)

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remove ice cream, problem solved

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golden ice cream flakes

>nah fuck retards who keep preaching about how EPIC mykonos is

Why are you sad Mykonos is the most famous island in the Med? It's Ibiza and Mykonos

Keep it expensive, get expensive clients. Do you want poorfags coming to Greece and shitting on your beaches?

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The problem is not the ice cream, but the system

golden penis tube

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Fyi guys, Mykonos is gay and lame

Syros is my favorite

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>Ohrid charging tourists €1000 for shopska and cavapi

LMAOO

No no he means greek fags that go to mykonos and then blow us up by bullshitting how good it is

it signals vitality you ignorant buffoon

it's a sissy cage

Watchu gonna do a about it s*rbshit?

Pack 2 jars of ajvar and camp on the first crack in Greece like a gypsy ?

Wait, you actually will

OH NO NO NO

it signals gazaria. that's the original VISajia.

that's not how they work

>Знaкoвитe фигypи нa гpyпиpoвкaтa, ocвeн бpaтятa Bacил и Гeopги Илиeви ca Pyмeн Mapинoв-Hapциca, Димитъp Димитpoв-Maймyнякa, coчeн зa дяcнa pъкa нa Bacил.

>Зa гpaвитиpaщи oкoлo гpyпиpoвкaтa ce coчaт oщe Злaти Злaтeв-Злaтиcтия и Meтoди Meтoдиeв. Пpиближeн дo BИC-2 e и Aнтoн Mилтeнoв-Клюнa.

>Извecтнo e, чe нeceбъpcкият пpecтъпeн бoc Димитъp Жeлязкoв (Mитьo Oчитe) e зaпoчнaл пpecтъпнaтa cи кapиepa кaтo гapд във BИC.

You guessed right, we're going to greece tomorrow morning ;)

Gonna sea a real sea, a real beach and eat Gyros and drink Greek beer. Stay in plebhrid

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this guy must be a direct ancestor to ilievi bros

when i go abroad i'm gonna pack my 15€ scotchs and i won't give two shits about it

"almost every toskoid" you must mean, I and probably 80% of actual Albanians don't know a single subhuman in gayreece. Be more careful with your language.

he was the first human to offer cave protection
he later developed the trade of potions and opiates that he extorted from local shamans

oh please do explain how they work

i thought he had a monopoly on the production and distribution of magic mushrooms