/brit/

The man kicked the ball, he kicked it well indeed Edition

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>I live, I shag, I live again
>simple as

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nothing wittgenstein about that quote

watching dragon dildo reviews on youtube

Did the club splash the cash?

you're going to set dave off again
it's mocking

I'm an American starting my first job in the UK...

I was just informed that my holiday that I'm taking at the end of the month is going to be paid?? What the hell? Apparently I'm entitled to up to six weeks holiday, how am I supposed to find time to use all of this? In my previous jobs I only took off two weeks a year, and that was unpaid. I'm honestly shocked. I had a few weeks that I'll need off in the next few months, which I already informed my boss about. I assumed that I'd just be taken off of the rota for that time and not paid. I almost feel guilty now that I know I'll be paid.

God, I love this country. I might try a sausage roll tomorrow.

third for lana

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The Prawn Sandwich Brigade

Philip II of Spain indeed did try to save England from protestant heresy

If you have pre-existing arrangements they have to honour it. Sausage rolls are great

there are hidden symmetries everywhere lads

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Did the team of ball-kicking men purchase a new man who kicks balls?

Cricket > football > rugby

Hate fat women aaarrggghhhh

what's seaside mark up to

Hahahahaha that's what Ive been thinking all day

holidays are cucked working is BASED MAGA!

not worth much on the genetic marketplace me

Hmm

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*walks the walk*

Niggas b trynna “yeah I got anxiety too” their way into some pussy

It really gets like that

this guy chewed gum every single day for an entire year

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the virgin walk?

Does this actually work?

a debit card PIN is 4 digits & each digit can be 0-9 (10 possibilities); therefore there are 40 possible debit card PINs

fart

>a debit card PIN is 4 digits & each digit can be 0-9 (10 possibilities); therefore there are 40 possible debit card PINs

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Looked better on the left

9999

weak

show your work

yes, i have done this more than a year ( i use a lot of chewing gum, the one with xylitol) and I have a blocky jaw/chin
t. knower

prove him wrong retard

maybe you can eat the peanut outta my shit

how expensive are strawberries in Britain? Bit jealous that you can't get fresh strawberries all year around

my anus gapes
I expose myself to the elderly man
he takes claim of the property

girl is shoving her fingers right up the lads arse on faketaxi, bit bent desu

a per my last email

puckery rim of love
pungent sperm sewer

cool story sis

find atheists absolutely pathetic
always arguing against a god they don't believe in just in case he's listening

Happy 8/8 /brit/

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Would cry every night if I was a single, childless 35+ year old woman

fucking state of my freezer fucking nothing I’m gonna have to walk all the way up the hill to lidl and assemble a feast with the fiver i have to my name

Man arrested over racist tweet about Liverpool's Mohamed Salah

andy c on a free

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they still had a better and easier life than 90% of men lol

Got to be done

until they hit 40 odd and then its game over once they arent fuckable they might as well neck themselves

ordering dominos

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*your sister closes her eyes*
*her mouth opens*
unnngggfffffmmmahhhhh
*ropes of thick cum shoot accross her face*

Commencing the winter bulk in a few weeks

Your mam's bulking 24/7/365

tubby bastard

BREXIT IS UNDERWAY

>Armed police swoop on Polish consulate on Portland Street in Manchester city centre

cant wait for winter love driving past people in bus stops freezing whilst im sitting confortable in a warm metal box

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Salam /brit/. I finally converted to Islam.

poor people deserve to suffer

annoyed cause the minimum delivery is now £12.50 instead of £10

i bet you believe the incel fantasy that life gets easier for men as they get older

The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

a literal decade worth of normal shit to talk about but of course its the day i was off that counts
did you mention your boy was choking back tears lmfao

i dont believe anything i know we can still have kids when we are 90 and if women dont have any they die lonely and it bothers them every single day

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watched the toy story 4
left absolutely no impression on me at all i am genuinely baffled by the acclaim it's got felt very business as usual

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maybe if u had cut the emotional umbilical cord at the appropriate age he wouldn't be a beta half a fag

perhaps its not such a myth, some disorders like anxiety and depression can heal with time. many incels are probably suffering from these disorders. I think its more a symptom of living in a face-centric culture than them being so terribly ugly. most of them would look normal if they cleaned up their skin with some steam baths at the gym, shaved their balding domes, lifted weights, had decent clothes and hygiene and smiled and actually read the emotional energy of the people in the room with them. and responded to it

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Britain, her flag, her symbols, and representatives have a certain aesthetic other powers can only dream of. As if carefully selected by fashion man's Shakespeare. Argentine might come close in that regard, and that's about it. Don't you find?

maybe if you stopped posting you wouldn't be so annoying

that's a shame
dinner for a tenner sounds so nice

big feet

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Why would I leave my own thing lmfao

is shizo the king of brit now what the fuck

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what should the criminal penalty for bent noncing be?

Death

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One Scotsman is worth ten Englishmen on the field of battle

Thinking of calling the British police, lads. Sarah hasn't received 0.001% of the racist abuse that I have received here. Enough is enough.

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generic meat disc cooorrrrrrr love them

Apparently not considering the state of their independence

both bentness and noncing should carry the death penalty. but together, they cancel out and you can go free.

holy
fucking
PENG

We've all got a mate who randomly disappears on a night out, then returns 3 hours later with new friends they met in the smoking area, cuts and bruises, a traffic cone, no phone and a lama. *laughing emoji*

I'm jewish and I receive abuse from this general all of the time
it just turns into white noise eventually (if you'll pardon the pun)

MY DICK!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ITS CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!

god i want her so much

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Very dry looking mash that.