/brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=fR_8gpJCT4I

what a banger of a set

can’t wait until i get some amphetamines from the doc so i can read a book instead of coming to this shithole

I thought "on the ropes" meant like they were hanged
lol

My company pays like 7 Indians $4 an hour to do menial crud monkey shit and they frequently fuck things up. Only two out of the whole team are competent

want someone to share my arse with

elephant ear cookies

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am I in control of my brain or is my brain in control of me

Hey mama, look at me
i’m on my way to the promised land

Any coffee man in?

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=M7w986ni7_g
>attempt to walk across wales in a straight line
>nearly get hit by a car 30 seconds in

I know them as palmine

The spirit is in control of everything mein dude

Thoughts on this doing the rounds on the World Wide Web? Its already on the most popular Instagram meme pages.

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Oh yeah brotha

the spirit is susceptible physical ailments

very fragrant smoke, these
better than cafe creme

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my favourite one was the one that sounded like a hair dryer

Look like twigs you've picked up the floor

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Excuse me schizo but the last thing you need is another cup of coffee

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you have to admit sktz is good looking

gf simply isn't good enough for me
sh'es an 8/10 easily but I'm quite simply bored
also she has grim feet

Everyone is living vicariously. Nothing is real anymore. And when the real thing happens you expected it to feel more visceral.

Dave is here

struggling to comprehend the grimness of emmetts pathetic life

The frog is bent, how surprising

>very fragrant smoke, these
better than cafe creme

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Thoughts on American women?

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for me its the malaponte made schizo flee to maple ridge lore

obsessed

the forearms are such aesthetic muscles

Do you want to find love in Finland?

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they're american

nothing bent with having an appreciation for the male form

ive had several flavorful smokes in Maple ridge

if you could talk to any animal on earth what would it be and why

she cute

shagged one once
she was a mutt, half jap haf yank hybrid
she had a loose pussy and her arsehole looked sore (fucked her doggy)

Wales... Peng

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small minds discuss people
mediocre minds discuss events
great minds discuss memes

BASED Parky
youtu.be/iDZ1V_gOZEg

he says whilst sipping on a glass of red

doesnt make sense lol
what the fuck are you even DOING man like holy fuck

would be pointless their lives would be so different from our own that nothing they’d say would make sense

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Kore kurai no kanji de itsumademo itai yo ne
Dore kurai no jikan wo yori sotte sugoseru no
Kore kurai no kanji de tabun choudo ii yo ne
Wakaranai koto darake demo anshin dekiru no

my dog

girl triceps are really cute

Sperm whale. Would ask him about his favourite places.

he does have a certain bear quality of a man who partakes in cottaging at the gas station bathroom and the attendant is too shy to go in and ask them to stop

sipping on a manly petrol akshually (pastis and coke)

Attachment is the source of all suffering.
Give up all your attachments and find peace.
Don't kill yourself. Kill your self.

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assume you can understand what they say

your mum

making this my tinder bio

he has a cuddly quality
just want to kiss his chubby cheeks all over haha

least it was befoah i fucked everythan up

Getting the daily dose of r/onoff/ and r/collegesluts/

canada goose

you're a literal dog. a fucking petrole, alone. sort yourself lad

Smart, although I suspect it'll attract mostly art hoes

Retarded British teenager from London is missing in Malaysia

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Imagine smelling Emma Watson’s farts.

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huffing petrol lads

>having anything at all in your tinder bio
cope

enlightened post
youtube.com/watch?v=yn9qNrgWlnk

>sports

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this looks a lot like my sister

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In Wales, the law outlines a three-stage process that local governments are required to follow.

STEP 1: Help to prevent. Local authorities must take action and offer resources to help people at risk of homelessness
STEP 2: Help to secure. If step one has failed, local authorities must take action to help secure accommodation. They are not required to provide accommodation. Rather, they have 56 days to take steps to help
STEP 3: Duty to secure. If steps one and two fail, step three places an absolute duty on local authorities to secure accommodation for people if they are deemed to be in priority need and are unintentionally homeless

feel like this is a nonce picture

Hiii

my shrooms dealer finally got back to me!!!!!

Her mother who looks like lord farquaad is deeply concerned

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I've wanked thrice today
it spurts out with force every time splattering my screen

>quoirin
>british

this. ive got no bio but shitloads of peng matches

canNOT stop wanking even though it hurts my legs and arse area

24 hours spent in a vehicle last month

which one?

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the utter state of modern politics

fuck off i'm on vacation

Don't have any fans in my computer so it keeps dying from heat but everytime it dies it doesnt seem to last as long before dying

Fuck me, what a family

Honestly find it bloody bizarre that Trump didn't resign after seeing this

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>dude like ive experienced ego death bro like u dont even know
>still has an over inflated ego
people who go on about that stuff tend to miss the point entirely lol
it isnt about ego death anyway

bwahaha they're not british at all
fucking frogs them mate

Gravy > cheese > curry > peas