How do we get the Japanese to procreate?

How do we get the Japanese to procreate?

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use the jew method and import a bunch of africans and muslims, and if that doesn't work, send white women.

make 2D waifus real

Make them convert to a religion which encourages breeding via anime propaganda

Japanese women are already getting impregnated by Mongolian BVLLs

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import chinks and koreans, oh wait that they hate zainichi

Import me.

Breeding camps

Economic stability, a large middle class and strong communities

Give better social benefits to those who decide to start a family.

Ban anime

Send in the Pope to convert every single one into a hardcore christian

import me I'm learning the language and I'm smart and horny. Give me a province and I'll turn it into hapaland

Make the state pay for children's education up to Junior High

VR anime girl fuck-cafés but the penetration contraptions are secretly women vaginas or semen collectors for the purpose of incubating females.

They should import 5 million Germans then they will together not procreate.

Maybe make house prices go down below $4 million in Tokyo area.

Japan needs Estonian high IQ men be it Baruto or Ott Tänak at the Toyota team, high IQ people must stick together

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Let’s just wait and see, don’t do anything. I’m sure they can save themselves...

lower housing prices,
better housing
diet that's not fucking soft food like fermented soybeans and rice.

get rid of the yakuza types at all.. like just crack down hard on those bozos.

punish japan's broken policing system that basically has cops classifying deaths as "suicide" out of apathy and laziness, as well as beating confessions out of people who might not have done anything and then having juries who think that anyone who gets arrested MUST be guilty.

just get rid of this cucked mindset they seem to have.

"quietly" decriminalize certain (soft) drugs and start allowing media portrayals of Cannabis or Psychoactive drugs in a non-negative light.

basically become a little more boorish and trashy, but in a good way.

be more fascist, be more against LGBT, third world immigration, progressivism and nigga culture (hip hop, rap, trap...)

Japan doesn’t have a problem with procreation ((they)) want you to think there is to push the immigration issue which is working

quite a big nose you have, dude

>... like just crack down hard on those bozos.
>liiike just get em!! They’re bad!
Okay valley girl, you clearly have no idea how the yakuza functions. In many areas of japan, the people trust the yakuza infinitely more than the police

he just want the third world immigrants to feel safe when destroying japan
he doesn't want them tortured by yakuza members

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They already tried this; hasn't done shit

Maybe give the Nips a reason to live beyond working a dead-end job 12 hours plus overtime every day for a shitty salary. All the Nips do is work and drink.

Maybe that's why Abe wants more women to work, so nomikai will be more mixed and some accidental pregnancies can happen

>implying this isn't a bad sign.
>dude extrajudicial vigilantes are ok!
lmao.

Surprise BABIES!
Let the breeding commence!

Let us raise their kids, they'll become womanizers by age 20

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can l have sex which biologically excludes a single possibility of procreation?

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Reduce working hours. It's not like those salary men are doing anything for half the time they're in the office.

crimes committed by your own people are better than crimes committed by foreigners
yakuza scum keep foreign scum away

Give the woman suitable partners
Nobody wants to marry some spoiled man child they have to take care of like a pouty 10 year old
They need western bvlls to come and show the women what it's like to be loved and pleasured
Unironically not even joking

It's worse though. Most crime is intraethnic

>DOMINATE, IMPREGNATE, CUDDLE.

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japan is not multicultural, so this "Most crimes are intraethnic" will not be true considering third world immigration, unless they create ghettos or favelas

>crimes committed by your own people are better than crimes committed by foreigners
no they're not, they're still fucking crimes, and they're probably worse since locals tend to have actual grudges against one another and aren't
>"gimme your purse/wallet/etc or you're gonna get shanked."

Japanese women for Japanese men only.
Gaijin Piggu fuck off REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

encourage japanese women to moan and sigh during sex like regular people.

not
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
or screaming like they're being murdered

>import chinks and koreans
This is the right answer. Others saying importing whites, jews, nigs, etc are all shit posting.

Japs also trying this but they have a bad relationship with CN/KR so they're trying with SEA in an attempt to hit two birds as SEA nurses and caretakers can help with their aging population too.

However SEA jungle monkeys will mix up jap blood, but Japs are autistic and see Koreans as criminal yakuza subhumans inferior to SEAs despite Japanese themselves being inbred island gooks.

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Japan needs gaijin bulls to survive

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>survive
lel

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That moment went over 60 percent of your population is aged 40 +

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automation of jobs, they don't need more people, they are technologically advanced enough to survive this low procreation rate

This is third world behavior
t. Happens here

> Stagnating consumption
> negative interest rates
> next to no real wage growth

Somehow I doubt it

Simply, old Japan had too much large population
Japan is normal state now

japan doesn't need to be the greatest in the world, just the best for its own people, the market will shrink but it will stay a first world country (not a multicultural shithole)

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Have you seen how japanese people kiss? They can't even get that part right.

WE DON'T
LET ANIME DIE

how do they?

I'm not interested in this white tranny tho

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Americans are doing the jobs that Japanese won't do.

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Don’t worry guys. Operation ONIICHAN was just launched tonight around 9:11pm EST. It’s only the beginning.

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Import brajap BBJC( BIG BRAZILIAN JAPANESE COCK) to japan

Much like their national animal the panda they can't breed in captivity. The trick is to get them to leave Japan, fuck somewhere else and then take the kid back to Japan.

Provide me a tourist visa, a free plane ride, and a love suite and I'll see what I can do

outright ban on working more than 40 hours/week

That's not a lot lad, I was doing 60+ before I started uni. I was getting hourly though, I heard that overtime doesn't exist in Japan.

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Air drop Barry White albums.

Not a bad idea.. at least someone doesn’t wanna mutt up Japan.
I want Japanese blood to remain pure....

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