/brit/

Janny is not going to like this one bit

but you know whats really scary about this image, only one has a visible tat and all have no hair and piercing in the ears only. You will never know what girl is a whore or not

fresh spaff rag day

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>9900

Don't leave your son user. He need you.

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Ahahaha me too #BigHeadsquaaaaaaad

Imagine the smell

Tune

youtu.be/DMlCLw4aCqA

>all have no hair
all have no dyed hair

Her body is perfect.

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fuck sake what if it's a big one like car giant?
i

It just depends on who's dealing you the car at the time mate.

I doubt you'll get a rusty death trap at car giant though.

But if you discover its in bad nick then you usually get a 3 month warranty or 12 depending on the dealership.

So you’re saying she’d need to be brown bagged or doubled bagged with a forehead like that.

I leave internet tonight.

youtube.com/watch?v=xItMxDO43Y8

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a toast! to bodies everywhere!

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Female virgins legitimately don’t exist

When it comes to women you have to swallow your pride and accept that they have fucked men before you, otherwise you will condemn yourself to loneliness. It’s the modern world we’re living in.

not great
not terrible

ambient pop

when an "incident" happens in russia, just take it to mean a potentially apocalyptic catastrophe

time for a so called posh wank

CANNOT believe /tv/ is not talking about this
youtube.com/watch?v=imSSxiEgpog

never really cared if women were virgins or not and i’m pretty misogynistic

Sturgeon must condemn

is that when you jerk off with your pinky raised up?

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Fucking GRIM

Where do you begin to feel offended, when somebody you potentially love has fucked ten men? Twenty? Thirty?

youtube.com/watch?v=r7XDVs0PI0E

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You know I learned something tonight. I'm too boomer for internet.

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Shagging a virgin is annoying

My Mother wrote a journal during her pregnancy with me. In it she mentions David Sylvian as her favorite artist. She passed away in 2003, and in 2016 I am just now reading her journal. She had a great taste in music. I'll forever listen to David Sylvian :)

Sorry to hear that mate

one

oxford bender

direeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Anybody pretend to be a shagger in conversations with friends whilst not actually being a shagger and hoping the topic of experiences doesnt come up?

A girl I knew at uni was a virgin the whole time I knew her. I briefly tried to flirt with her and stuff when I was drunk but she didn't seem interested at all. 95% sure she's either a closeted lesbian or asexual. She's really outgoing and has lots of friends but I've never once seen her with a boyfriend or post on social media about having a boyfriend.

cringe

who the fuck is this person

This is the involuntarily celibates answer

yankity yank yank

greek mythology is insane

one thing we know for certain is that he's brown

I think I might be asexual but I’m not a virg

I legit have no sex drive and sex is very unenjoyable, feels like a chore. I always lack the motivation to initiate it too, I got my T levels checked and they were normal so I’m considering blasting test, sex drive would be one of many benefits. I haven’t felt lust since my teens, like proper lust.

that's what she said

youtube.com/watch?v=2ft954vXPa4
genuinely laughed out loud

Priscilla was discovered in a TV talent show and her debut album was released when she was 12. Before the age of 18 Priscilla had released four albums and sold over 1,5 million records. She then starred in a musical TV show Chante! in 2008-2011. She headlined the musical Flashdance, first in Paris in the winter of 2014/2015 and again in the spring of 2016 on a tour across France. In the fall of 2015 she came in second in Danse avec les stars 6.

ilovemypriscilla.com/

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i need to get a grip ahaahaha

just wait till you can't get laid for 2 years. you'll be diving pussy like its about to go extinct

twitter.com/WildWildTWest/status/1159593504571572225?s=19

My parents had a large, beautifully illustrated book of Greek mythology that I read all the time when I was 8-11ish. Some of the stories are genuinely messed up.

youtube.com/watch?v=5lEtc-H641k

banger

Why did you call me name?

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Grim. Have you asked the doctor what could cause that? I think I'm the opposite to you. I think I'd be a sex addict if I just had the confidence to approach women. I'm the sort of guy who still gets boners when dancing with girls in the club. A different kind of grim, no doubt.

yeah
of my c*ck

i'd give her my snake

even animals know the danger of roasties

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are you a virgin?

>I'm the sort of guy who still gets boners when dancing with girls in the club
literally every straight guy that lays off porn

god i wish he was my bf

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il est un peu trop vieux pour moi

personally get a boner every time I even talk with a woman.

Listen dear
You can have a thesaurus of british slang insults but it does make you one
Why in the world would they make a nz actor british
The israeli guy is ok as French

I liked the show regardless
The boyzz
I mean Karl Urban can give me a kiss if he wants to but wtf is up his accents
Good night thats all i got

edged for 2 hours but im supposed to be on nofap
bad idea lol

We've been range banned and everything now
Here where its optus and at my mums where i think its a company which uses Telstra lines

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How do I deal with the insecurity caused by having a hypercompetent colleague?

I'm a Research Assistant in a research group and share an office with this one bloke. We usually keep to ourselves but sometimes I get stuck with some problem for many hours or even days and I either ask for help or he notices me getting frustrated and offers help. He pretty much always solves whatever issues I have within minutes, sometimes with a single "have you tried X instead?" comment.

I mean he's very helpful but it grinds my self-confidence into dust.

>it's a mix of heroin, meth, and opioids
brainlet bastards

I'm basically 70% bender but manage to control my boners when around naked guys

es-tu une jeune américaine?

I'm a good guy.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1565297990337.webm

hahahahahaha

Be smarter or mind your own business, i got my phd by 24 you dumbass

je suis un jeune américain. je suis un pd

the bastard thing is mine
get your own thing
leaf bastard

Stop being a whiney, whinging, girly little puff. Its that simple/

>Be smarter or mind your own business, i got my phd by 24 you dumbass

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There's plenty of guys who struggle with erectile dysfunction even at a young age and who don't watch porn. I watch loads of porn and never struggle with erections or libido.

I want to live in the 1920s when i can tell my wife to shut up and she does

I don't whine about it except to you cunts

french freak

> je suis un pd
youtube.com/watch?v=4z2DtNW79sQ

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listening to the comfy sound of rain hitting my window

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Pussy
I dont give a fuuuuuck

I’d find my libido is incrementally better when I’m wanking regularly, but my confidence, energy and self esteem is much better on nofap

My dad can silence my mum with a disapproving glance tbqh.

women are evil

do you think girl triceps smelled different in the 20s?

everytime i post it, i listen to it whole
gets me everytime
love making fun of the hiv, one of the funniest things ever the hiv, love it to bits

ebb and flow

Have had sex only thrice in my 32 year old life and it was always months into nofap