/cum/ - retards and faggots

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n-word

faggot here. feels good not being retarded.

How DOES he type with boxing gloves on his hands?

I really miss those days... It was a simpler time

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i want to go back

how long until this is rebooted and killed?

ugh did you ever watch the version of that when they actually put it on showcase tv up here?
even the web series by season 2 was cringe af

i listen to ymh every week and youtube never reccomends it. i got legal eagle and lockpicking lawyer out the ass tho and i hardly watch them. do people pay to be there?

been getting phone calls all day and it's unironically making me mad. couldn't even sleep properly.

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thank you, maple.

no i stopped watching it when the black guy died and they sold out to canadian TV. Also because I couldn't watch it.

I watched every one of the internet series though, I remember staying up until like 3AM on a school night on the forums waiting for them to post it. I use to buy cases of bawlz because I saw them in the show. The first season is still probably the best internet series of all time, even if the series has been trash for so long now

yes

fps doug was p good

a classic

as a kid I pictured myself as jeremy because I played mostly RTS and my friend as doug because he was obsessed with 1.6

just realized everyone is watching the same shit on youtube. i honestly thought i was watching a unique and eclectic collection of stuff and it turns out it was forced down my throat. i feel bad. is Jow Forums doing this too?

I quit the tube a long time ago

YouTube has gotten shittier and shittier since Susan Wojcicki became CEO

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whoa a post insulting youtubes owner just got removed immediately. way quicker than a user should be able to delete.

My post is still up

nvm it came right back.

i post my face on various discord servers and they say its cute but i cant believe them

let me see

woah
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phoneposting is heck

suggested vids are hivemind city senpai

if you found anything new in the past 5 years chances are its curated by the algorithm meaning a bunch of other weenies are watching the same shit

but that's alright, youtube hasn't suggested any good 'new' channels to me in years except that guy who feeds his turtles and pets catfish

time to shower and smoke weed then watch basedball and fooseball probably until i fall asleep

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>weed

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last time i smoked it was around 3 years ago.

i showered this morning then slept for like 4-5 hours, longer than i wanted, going to do some zo and fall into a comfortable tired sleep watching something while shitposting. see you tomorrow.

Gonna be legalized here in Illinois January 1st dude weed ayy lmao

boys... are we a shithole?

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there was a time i smoked weed during whole year for almost every day. I came home from work, smoked it, then ate sweets, cookies mostly.
I gained from 76 to 104 kilos for that year.

buddy i smoke from 4am to 10pm every day. my life is dope af. and i'm 10 lbs under weight.

how much longer must i be a crud monkey

i like boobs but i like butts more

where in the us do you live

well, russians in similar cases say that on the other hand they can nuke everyone. you can do it also.

potatoes
boil em mash em

Yep.
It might be somewhat irrational but my heart rate shoots up at the sight of a police car

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right now virginia but this was true in upstate ny, san diego, and colorado springs too.

they can do whatever they want and they're getting bolder. they don't even try to hide it for cameras anymore.

>and i'm 10 lbs under weight.
sorry bud, does it mean you have 10 lbs less or more than it should be?

less. 5'9 125

dont understand how any of that bottom row is "shithole" territory but alright

every time i get pulled over i move and speak slowly, to avoid spooking the cop and risking an altercation

i'm autistic so i just make my hands visible, turn on a camera and say as little as possible. every stop takes an hour but i can't risk saying something weird.

never gotten pulled over
worst thing thats ever happened to me was a cop telling me to stop skating behind a Target when I was 12

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Doing drugs rn

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well, i see you don't like eating cookies, though i was getting so much pleasure of that.
fuck yeah, cookies with cup of tea. it's way better than sex, i swear.

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me right now

you're safe pussy relax.

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pulling over means cop asks you to stop your car and put your hands on wheel?

Finally at home!

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I submit to authority...when I knowingly did something wrong. Have been pulled over 4 times and I deserved it every time.

Not sure how I'd react if police wanted to search my house without cause. Pic is from the after the Boston Bombing where the police went door to door asking to search.

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>pointing gun at camera

made one

If there was a dude who just got into a gunfight in the middle of a major city and killed a cop and was hiding somewhere in your neighborhood you would probably be more receptive to them

i miss Jow Forums pre-2015

what would he think of us the transes

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i miss life pre-2015

My "ghetto" is legitimately cleaner than the richfags area. Drugs really do change things. All the crack addicts are gone in my area and rich areas have opiod and meth addicts

based woody guthrie

>police show up, do illegal house to house searches and point their guns at everybody
>suspects eventually caught by somebody who defied the curfew and found them hiding in his boat

GG Boston are fags

Is your ghetto kind of Compton or something like?

Nah pretty sure that it was just bullshit.

They only killed like 3 people in the actual bombing itself. I dont think rolling tanks through neighborhoods helped them catch the Tsarnevs any faster.

Shit, if anything, the police caused more violicnce because of the way they responded. I remember the younger brother was hiding out in a sailboat and the fucking lit that shit up. It was crazy.

I would absolutely not let someone pointing guns at me into my house.

is america the butt chug capital? i thought so but i dunno where this video was taken.

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he saw the blood stains on his boat in his backyard and told the police about it

retard

i havent eaten a potato in months a really want one

I regularly drive drunk, have had expired tags since 2017, never wear a seatbelt, usually go 15mph over the speed limit (past that is reckless driving), and do illegal U turns and shit all the time, and haven't gotten pulled over in six years, haven't gotten a ticket in close to 10

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love how the faggot pouring the beer tries to jam the bottle in the guys hairy arsehole

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had a good laugh at yang with a true boomer today

uuuuuhhh gonna have a fat nutt

this is why we need autonomous cars

NorCal Compton, but better. No robberies because no crack addicts or crack addict kids. I feel more afraid of my landlord than strangers or neighbors.

ok, im finally gonna do it, no more wasting my time in vanity
is there some like diagram on how to understand the conquest of bread, like things i have to read first etc

I took this picture outside my house

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It's Australia

did that bitch know you were taking creepshots of her, pervert?

awful ass. just terrible. she's poking it out and still nothing. tell her to get back on that bike and go to the store and buy some fucking oats.

Proof if you don't believe me. I recognize that shitty beer

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Would marry her.

>ok, I'm finally gonna do it
Stopped reading here, gonna go to bed on a high not heheh

FUCK DRUMPF!!!!!
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Got a futon for my living room and it didn't come with legs

haha those swedes jewed you, huh?

miss driving but don't really need a car
going to fix up my gfs dads fourth gen civic together sometime
I wanna put it back to stock but its a barn car rn

whenever I hear someone say fuck trump I immediately think of that monkey song where the chorus just repeats fuck Donald trump. makes me laugh.