The right time to buy

The right time to buy

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>The Sun
My shits have more journalistic integrity and fact checking.

buy zee dip

Exactly. I'm not even sure how someone would behead themselves with a chainsaw. It would probably take more planning than it to be worthwhile... Plus it would suck the wholetime. I don't think the editors have ever used a chainsaw.

> Articles like this scare normies from the crypto.

THIS!
Chainsaws are slow as fuck
He would take at least 20 seconds to kill himself
20 seconds of incredibly unbearable pain

Maybe he ran it in a small enclosed space until he died from the exhaust.

Welcome Will Stewart, our new SciFi article writer.

When you believe in something, you'll sacrifice everything to achieve it.

This thread is now about theorycrafting how one might behead himself with a chainsaw. Go.

source for this hilarious nonsense

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I'm guessing something like a guillotine will be most reliable, where you don't have to do it yourself, but just tug a rope or something to initiate the execution, because you'll clearly fail if you have to do this or cut just enough to fuck up an artery and bleed to death, but that's not certain

Okay. Here is how I would do it.

> Be me 15
> Buy Bitcoin. Leave wallet key on death note.
> Put the chainsaw in a vice. So that it doesn't move.
> Ziptie the throttle so that it's running full bore.
> Tie rope with weights on one end around my neck. (Like a bag of cement or something heavy so I don't puss out can't move fast.
> Take a few Huff's of gasoline.
> Cry
> Hold weight in arms and position over now furiously rotating chain.
> Lean over to where neck should fall.
> Drop weight - force neck down.
> Neck is now cut
> Look down is disbelief as head is severed from body
> Realize dad is going to kill me when sees blood all over tool shed.

10/10

he beheaded himself after losing in a game, not bitcoin.
notice how bitcoin is not in the same font in op post retards :(

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The thread is still valid. Continue theorycrafting.
Anyone /diy/ here?

>Pavel Mateev

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/diy/ reporting in.
There's horses with attachable chainsaw mounts.
You could spring load the chainsaw or something and just lie on the horse.

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>not buying the beheader 2000

Mexican technology

Lol my sides
>the article author saw this pepe and wrote some bullshit

This kid sounds hardcore