American niggas be "Mary! this life be too spicy for me."

no. suicide rates are going up and the birth rate is going down. theres other factors too. our country is failing. we have a very small window here where we can not become full blown communists (not a conspiracy theory) or a 2nd world kleptocracy. i'm eyeing canada and mexico but we'll probably fuck them up too. within 50 years we will be broken up into smaller countries, the south will be fucked for decades after.

Oh no, Americans are likely to live two whole years less than Krauts.
Someone call the fucking country ambulance.
What the fuck is the point of living in old age anyways?
You're constantly in pain, most of your friends will be dying or have died, all that other bad shit. It seems like torture.

do people get paid by the gov't to jsut go on websites and be contrarian about every negative thing in america or do people actually do that for free?

>we have a very small window here where we can not become full blown communists (not a conspiracy theory) or a 2nd world kleptocracy.
>within 50 years we will be broken up into smaller countries, the south will be fucked for decades after.
delusion

imagine being this much of sheep.

Some of the "negative things" are such a lame stretch. If dying at 79.3 bothers you so much, you could just....not be fat.

what do you think is going to happen? everythings fine and we just keep voting republican?

WAKE UP SHEEPLE. BIG PHARMA IS STOPPING YOU FROM LIVING A WHOLE 2 YEARS MORE.

but you ignore the suicide rates and the heroin. i know i know heroin addicts deserve to die but thats a lot of young people that are out of the workforce.

>Why did you put in my lunch Margaret? I told you, I wanted regular mayo not chipotle mayo! Damn, this sandwich is HAWT. Gotta go outside.

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>Old people should die
Ok goblinos
>Call an ambulance
That'd be $1000+tip for you

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Americans may live a short life, but they live the best life. Who cares how much you live if you can't eat 5 burgers every day and go to the shooting range while smoking a blunt?

>smoking a blunt
into the clink

kek

Lmao at all of the burger cope in this thread

Our suicide rate is lower than Japan, which has the longest life expectancy, and much lower than South Korea. Only 1% of Americans use opioids (alcohol kills more people than every other drug combined, and we aren't particularly big drinkers). Neither of these will really affect most Americans.

But MOST Americans are fat and getting fatter. We are the fattest "wealthy" country. Its a fat problem first and foremost. And yeah drugs are bad durr, but be honest with yourself. Want to live longer? Get some exercise and stop eating so much.

Every body thank him

Look guys were doing our best here

Thank you for your service

thank you mister sheep.

>Old people should die
Old people WILL die. Its up to you how much resources you want to pour into them to inflate their life expectancy. Can't keep grandma alive forever my friend.

thank you for service.

based kimchi gook

YW

>him
>mister

I'm a woman (female) btw. Male posters will only self-victimize this is the only emotion they know and demand someone else swoop down and save them from their own fat. Meanwhile a woman will actually try exercise, eating right, getting off drugs, and talking/praying about her feelings. This is why women live longer than men in almost every country. Sad but true.

thank you for your blog post, mister tranny fag. i didn't read it cuz you didn't post tits.

You're not cute

your loss

I'm beautiful and more importantly, I am 100% correct

fat bitch

yes you are. you're worthy of attention.

because we have niggers

Based, yurotards will convince themselves that living in gayrope is better because they get to live(suffer) for 2 more years than americans.

>im a grill btw
oh. now you aren't retarded.

>be caught smoking a blunt
>gets a life sentence, ellegible for parole in 25 years
this is the price of freedom and private jails

Thank you for your service, sir.

No you are not beautiful

No. This has been happening for 1-3 years or so now. Suicides and drug overdoses are rising terribly.
Japan and the RoK have high suicide rates but IIRC more of their suicides are from old people. What's causing the decrease in life expectancy here is the increase in mortality from young and middle aged people.

just thank him and move on. he's being paid.

I am thin by American standards. I also do not do heroin and I get love and support from loved ones when I am feeling depressed or anxious.
Am I a bitch for telling it like it is on 4channel.org? Perhaps. I am trying to be tough love.

Keep in mind, the American female life expectancy beats out the male expectancy for every nation on earth. Maybe males ITT could stand to learn something? Less eating, more exercise. If you don't like your nation's average, aim to be better than average.

Is this a new meme?

how much do you make for this? do they even hire americans?

Americans are getting PAID to POST?!?!?!?!

I'm sure, as we get closer to being majority-minority, life expectancy will get better.

yes. i think its from the german guy in this thread jsut now. and its excellent.

>I am thin by American standards.

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yes sir. at least they're probably americans. you could just as easily pay a jf.

They pay me in (you)

125 lb and 5'6"
Might be fat by Euro standards, my lil bro is thin as a twig (thinner than me probably) and my dad says thats normal for Europe. I'll take his word for it.

Marry me

I am already married I met him on Jow Forums not even memeing you

>last year
You're a bit late. This shits been posted before.

It's slightly down on average as of last winter. It's not even caused by fatties though, it's caused by opioid overdoses. However, there has been a decrease in opiod deaths since then.

>police cook crime records and no one arrests corrupt officials so they arent in prison
>kill 3,000 a year and they're not in prison
>put everyone in things that are prison but dont call it prison
>people dissappear but they arent in prison
Yeah China incarceration rates are really solid and based in reality.

this is due to lifestyle choices.

Women are fatter in almost every single country

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_body_mass_index

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