I must get out of here, I must get free

I must get out of here, I must get free.

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You are in a good country
It could be worse you could be at honduras

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same, I need help. would marry a goblino if she gets me out this shithole uwu

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>you're a good country
I hope you know spanish, if not translate it.
subrayado.com.uy/robaron-un-jardin-infantes-las-piedras-y-dejaron-los-ninos-comida-n541037

Armenian user?
Where do you want go?

Vota por lavayega jajaja
Vivis en mvideo? Vota for famplio jajaja

Wtf? Gaúchos talk to me you are the suiza de latinoamerica

You should work to make your province better instead of leaving like a pussy.

I'm not that user
I will not vote for anyone, I'm leaving this place and I'm never coming back.
it's a lie
No

Come to Spain

Back to work provinciano, I want those streets clean for the summer.

Perú wiII try their best!

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15 years of Dilma and Lula type leftard politics carried out by our own Pepe Mujica left us worse than Somalia, no joking

we're literally Africa right now

Fuck off bitch I can literlaly buy one argrntinian with half an uruguayan first fix your country stupid dumbass

why is your country so dangerous?

Lefties here rate Mujica
Seems he fucked Uruguay, Argentina is already fucked
There's no good place left here then
At least still better than Honduras

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You guys suck.

I fucking hate mujica i omce saw him in a macdonalds and tried to spit on him but i got caried off by the policr

just come to miami already papu

>Mujica at a McDonalds
ah yes, the usual Uruguayan "Communist"
they all have Iphone X btw, and a ragged Che Guevara shirt

they're pretty funny to watch

I thought he was a good president.

How did he fuck it up?

>inb4 weed

They are. Can't wait for the elections- and let's not talk about the trans law.

At least I'm brazilian
I see brazil as the best country in latin america, it isn't good as an european country but it isn't a shithole from central america

MASSIVE corruption
all state owned companies (that have a monopoly) gave billionaire financial losses that "dissapeared" and conveniently no one know where they went, and since they hold majority in the Senate they vote NO to investigate the issues

and things like that
massive corruption, just like Lula's Brazil or Kirchner's Argentina

do you guys have someone like bolsonaro to vote?

Nah, its no so bad

Based

If wasn't for these guys you would be under Bolsonaro nos
He's doing much better than what I used to expect. Not even 1 year and the country is already much safer
We should have voted for far right in 2002 already
The only problem is the amazon but It will stop with the EU's pressure

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I think the same

*now

No one in Latam here seems like a communist.

yes, Manini Rios, the ex General in Chief of all Uruguayan Armies
but we won't pull a meme like you guys did
we're doomed

To be fair, the only good point about Bolsonaro is that he's ignorant(according to himself) and proud of it, so he just do whatever they order him to do

Interesting.

Anywhere where I can read about this?

this guy is not the reason, Pedro II just didn't think it was worth going to war for uruguay

No one thought that Bolsonaro had any chance of winning, but he still won.
Anything can happen

It wasn't a meme, majority of old people voted for bolsonaro, we couldn't take another PT government

cringe

i can give you links in Spanish
btw, this scandals made our Vice President resign, first ever in our history that a president or vicepresident had to resign due to popular rage

there's a million more links about the issue in the web

elpais.com.uy/opinion/editorial/perdidas-ancap.html

elpais.com.uy/informacion/politica/ancap-ute-absorberan-perdidas-regasificadora.html

lr21.com.uy/economia/1268479-raul-sendic-800-millones-perdida-ancap-recuerdo-salarial-estacioneros-trabajadores

Mourão would fit a better president, but whatever
At the end It would be, we would have 7 world cups now

he's a personal friend of Bolsonaro since the Army times

but again, he can't do it probably

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>having a state oil company called ANCAP

As much as bad it is, i love this shithole continent and i probably wouldn't feel confortable somewhere else.

also our biggest Jail complex is called "Liberty"
we like to joke around with namings i guess

Mourão is a imbecile. He looks like these 56% goblino memes. Way too ugly too.

Are you guys going to have another leftie president? Your luck is that Uruguay is tiny country, it's easier to do the damage control

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Which Spic shithole?

Americ

Wait, liberdad is still open?

I know they used it to break the spirits of political prisoners during the 70s and 80s, but I didn't know they held onto it after the dictatorship ended.

Same website:
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Did they steal a car and fire shots at police? I thought Montevideo was safe? I mean shit happens everywhere.

nah, tha National Party will win
Lacalle Pou will be the next president
what's funny is that being a "hardcore right winger oligarch", he was the one that promoted the dude weed lmao legalization law

so yes, this country's politics is a big comedy

Police have the order to "do not act" because the leftards in charge think the criminals are "victims of the capitalist system"

This happens when you legalize marijuana, it makes people violent.

Funny how we all know about Brazilian and Argentine corruption and their left wing presidents like Lula and Kirschners but we never hear the same about Uruguay. I am surprised honestly. I thought you were kinda like Chile.

the benefit of being irrelevant

Because Uruguay is irrelevant
If wasn't for football they would be Nicaragua tier

Chile had Bachelet fucking things up too, but no one notices
just ask any Chilean what they think of Bachelet

Chileans are just too nationalistic in this site, and would never recongzine any fuck up they make

>Lacalle Pou
Why did I laugh reading this

i don't know, those names sounds funny in Portuguese or what?

are yall poor or something lmao get some money broke fucks

latin america is great

It's an odd name
btw he's at least honest?

same
i hate my city
it's dirty, streets and pavements full of holes and trash, too much blacks, too much ugly people, favelas everywhere, shitty music blasted by the general population and its in the top 30 most violent cities in the world

do you think poor people in LatAm frequent this site?
i'm just a concerned citizen about the future of my country

Come to europe.

better than we have now? 100%
but I can't assure if he's "honest"

your country is comfy as fuck, just move to some small seaside town and live a quiet life

Comfy. After being for a while on this board, I so wish we were irrelevant...

Some are. But some say the same things about Chile that you say about Uruguay.

This is not me. I would never get out of my country.

>worse than Somalia
>we're literally Africa right now
Stop spreading lies.

This. Trips confirm.

>do you think poor people in LatAm frequent this site?
Yes, we do.

Are you the OP?
So it's like Bolsonaro here

i have no idea but i would agree with this user. that's how i *feel* uruguay is. when i think about it i think comfy. if a bit expensive. even according to the american standards (land is pretty expensive in uguay)

i'm thinking about trying something in Canada or Europe after i graduate.

i'm not the OP
if you take a bus that happens to pass in front of the Italian or the Spanish embassies, you will see, every single day, a 2 blocks long line waiting to get the passport to GTFO of here

so, OP is not alone in his thinking

You're the Whitest country in LATAM. What's your problem? If anything, go back to Spain, you can get a Spanish passport after 1 year.

When I was 15yo I had a chance to go to Canada, daddy didn't let me go
now I don't know If I can leave latam
I don't think I could find a place to fit in

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Man this board is toxic. You are ruining my feelings about the entire world.
Every single flag sometimes claims that their county is a shithole. But it is a relative thing. Uruguay is probably same level as some European countries like Italy.

Why are mutts so autistically obsessed with race?

there's no jobs there and neither here

>Mourão would fit a better president, but whatever
Hell no, bolsonaro don't give two fucks to the media, but mourao is basically a whore

Is there even a country that has jobs anymore? I mean it's not a wonderland here either. I am trying to get into the Navy because I can't get a job.

lol Uruguay is not even close to being Western European tier, are you retarded?

It's an ok country, though infrastructure in smaller cities is kinda bad and the country is quite boring overall. Rio Grande do Sul is honestly a lot more interesting than Uruguay.

>WAAAAH MY COUNTRY BAD DDDD:
>I KNOW, I WILL LEAVE INSTEAD OF STAYING AND PUTTING AN EFFORT TO IMPROVE MY COUNTRY!
Th*rdoid mentality is awful.

It might be Eastern Europe / Balkans tier. But not Italy.

Are you sure? RS is basically forest but the coast

Would you suggest Santa Catarina for 2 weeks?

Well I read on Jow Forums that South Brazil is Europe basically

They could have killed every single kid there and they'd still be the Switzerland of South Amrica compared to the rest of Brazil

AJAJAJAJAJAJA
No te vas a ir de aca, no importa cuanto intentes mi amigo.

Third world comfiness is a meme unless you really like the idea of drinking with friends in some dinky bar.

I'm a huge shut-in happy with just shitposting and playing videogames all day so I'm biased but I think my way of life would be easier in a firstoid country.

Why are you seething?

Not actually, the south is far away from the richest place in brazil, they only have a lot of white people

>I CAN IMPROVE MY COUNTRY WHEN THE SAME POLITICIANS ARE IN THE SENATE FOR ALMOST 30 YEARS NOW AND WILL CONTINUE FOR AT LEAST 10 MORE

it's a lost cause, I deserve better

>far away
Only SP is richer, RJ doesn't count since it's a gigantic shithole that doesn't reflect its GDP at all.

Comes down to personal preference, but there certainly isn't any Gramado or Canela in Uruguay. I have been to plenty of small cities in Uruguay and I find the architecture to be quite abhorrent, not that ours is any good, but our cities feel more spacious and lively (I'm talking about south Brazil specifically). I would not want to live in Uruguay, but Montevideo is a nice moody city and I mean, they have decent quality of life. Nothing that we don't get in south Brazil though, it's just that we also have to put up with violence in the bigger cities which is something that Uruguayans don't deal with.

What do you plan on doing in Santa Catarina? Honestly, I wouldn't recommend it if it's just for a visit. Not because Santa Catarina isn't nice. It definitely is -- it's probably the best state to live in Brazil objectively speaking and has high standards of living considering this is the third world we're talking about, but it's not particularly touristic. This will offend some Catarinenses, but their beaches are quite typical, nothing particularly outstanding, no incredible landscapes or anything. It doesn't make sense for someone who already lives in a country with much higher standards of living to come visit a quiet, mostly rural state in South Brazil with lower standards of living.

>drinking with friends in some dinky bar.
If they are real friends and you really feel comfy with them why not. I am not saying 3rd is comfy in general but some countries may be better than others. I am just saying that your inner comfort may not have much to do with the country you live in. I am so tired of the whining firsties on this board. But that just means they are unhappy. Can happen anywhere.

> far away from the richest place
I would think it is Sao Paulo which is not that far away.

And where are you wanting to go?

This country would improve drastically if OP moved somewhere else. He's probably that cringe Ameriboo.

Move to the US already you stupid cringe Ameriboo.

friends in Spain, some family in Spain, sister in Germany

i'll see when the moment of leaving arrives

Why wouldn't you want Ameriboos in your country?

We're awesome, most countries should try to be more like us.

Ameriboos are ok, euroboos are the true cringe.

hey stop rocking the boat.
we are ok but we annoy people when we brag like that. be humble.

>only sp is richer
Are you sure? We export a lot of meat and crops and I believe majority comes from the center-west and north

The south is really great for tourism, my mom's family comes from santa catarina but rio is a lot better for tourism only dumb tourists that go to favelas get fucked