Go!

>Translate the sentence
>And guess the language
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Japanese for "The pleasure of being cummed inside"

Dutch?

W R O N G

Nope, but you're close in the sense that it's west Germanic.

Frisian.

i come from germany and my dick is toast
probably portugese

Nada.
You got the "i come from germany and" part right, but the rest is wrong including the location.

I come from germany and want to live here?
sounds like dutch

English with a Scottish accent

Low German?

Congrats! You guessed the sentence right but it's still not Dutch. Even so, I commend you Norwegianbro.
No.

It's not Frisian is it?

Nope.

Now what I understand phonetically speaking is "Ich komme von Deutschland und wolle hier leven". Either this is someone horribly mangling just bog standard german both grammatically and phonetically (Ich komme aus Deutschland und will hier leben = I come from Germany and would like to live here), or this is one of them Scandicuck languages. Or maybe its Pensylvania Dutch?

We don't call Germany Deutschland up here. I'm putting my coins on Pennsylvania Dutch or that Luxembourg german thing.

I'll write it down for you:
"Ik kume fram Dutschland and ik wile her lefen".

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Yes you do
Tysk = Deutsch

We don't pronounce or spell it the same which is what I'm trying to say.

I better not be just German with a dialect.

>Luxembourg german thing.
what

Ehh Schweizerdeutsch?

No