The emerald tablet edition
/brit/
posting in the none yank version
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theres a coworker that does that too me sometimes, found out hes gay
cheers lad
don't know about you lot, but whenever I tell girls I'm depressed and have loads of anxieties, they all get motherly on me and want to "take care of me"
Cringe
my neice hates me now because I have stopped allowing her to watch this show!
>telling girls your weaknesses
Just found a mosquito, didn't know we got them in the uk, now I'm worried
ah yes, cause I'm sure you're a gigachad with zero "weaknesses". can you survive a shotgun blast to the face and write the MENSA exam too? talk a walk, incel.
bro do not fuck with me i will straight up cry in public
yo cody grab me a glass of wader
Baffling post
having a think
i'm not saying that but you just act
telling someone you have anxiety or are depressed is just pointless anyway
about?
doing a think
seems good to me
brits say waht-toh and its disgusting!
hey brett dont put too many erbs in the pawstah ok
Still laughing about that paddy that got his house robbed while he was on the couch immobilized and incapacitated on muscle relaxers.
pretty good summary of the female mind here
*wudder
>pretty good summary of the female mind here
just pulled a girls hair out of my pubes
t. pic related
european trade law
i smell erbs and spices in here did ya get a pizza whats that erb smell i smell in here
arruh you sacddish, i'm a quadder scaddish!
No less than I deserve
So this is what a spastic voice sounds like to you
>>pretty good summary of the female mind here
listening to nasheeds
youtube.com
free tay-k
The Ebon Flow
IN SCATLAND ON THE TOOB
>when you’re 1/4 Irish, 1/4 black, 1/4 mestizo and 1/4 Jewish
a fucking harry potter studio tour ahahahahaha
Why are muslim girls so pretty and nice?
ugly cunt
BHAHAHAHAHAHAH
they know their place
ow my gad jaden did you just jaywalk?
hates the english
honestly astounded the first time I heard about this guy. he literally murdered two people, was dealing drugs and mugged about 5 people during his run from the police.
mental how accepting black americans are of crime that he has any fans at all
>31
imagine aging like a brit
bed time. got 12 big quilts to huddle under.
cringe
americans have no culture
completely unedited photo
I don't need edited photos to show the world about your country
12? Why
brits itt
hello ,
post the saddest song you know
comfy
the UK is in such rapid decline, must be grim living there
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Britpoors, how does one pronounce "Depeche"
No im not asking /fr/
Big fan of hairy fanny
deh pesh
Da pesh
d'pesh
(' = schwa)
da pesce
Thank you
you too I guess
joe depeche
wonder what hearing wing bong ching chong bong outside of your window was like while posting this
most emotional classical piece I know
youtube.com
helps to have listened to his other symphonies, but the gravity is there nonetheless.
i think its best i stop here, it would be too ill and rude of me to continue
Yikes sweaty, who hurt you? Let's unpack this (if y'all can behave)
>the world will never have another Craig Mack
other rappers are simply dire in comparison
Gogetya fuckin shine box
i like "let's unpack this" and my opinions are usually right
this could have been you
no it couldn't, I'm ugly
if you had been born attractive
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this guy is uglier, and worse off, than all of you.
i don't like dogs though
I wasn't though so it couldn't have been
hello ethnic minority
>we managed to insert a once-divorced, BLACKED literal mutt into one of the most sacred and precious institutions of U.K. culture
How are we this good at covert foreign ops?British and Russian and intelligence agencies can't even come close
back from toil
more like white people are weirdly obsessed with dogs
yeah mate my life could have been the movie cinematic where i have like no problems whatsoever and im just a Chad living in Chadville across the street from James and across the street from Mike who all have beautiful families and dogs that simultaneously lick our faces that we share selfies of with eachother while we all live in a utopia after the bad guy(tm) get thwarted by the good guy(tm)
you fucking fat sad sack of lard
how did it go
good