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The emerald tablet edition

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posting in the none yank version

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theres a coworker that does that too me sometimes, found out hes gay

cheers lad

don't know about you lot, but whenever I tell girls I'm depressed and have loads of anxieties, they all get motherly on me and want to "take care of me"

Cringe

my neice hates me now because I have stopped allowing her to watch this show!

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>telling girls your weaknesses

Just found a mosquito, didn't know we got them in the uk, now I'm worried

ah yes, cause I'm sure you're a gigachad with zero "weaknesses". can you survive a shotgun blast to the face and write the MENSA exam too? talk a walk, incel.

bro do not fuck with me i will straight up cry in public

yo cody grab me a glass of wader

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Baffling post

having a think

i'm not saying that but you just act
telling someone you have anxiety or are depressed is just pointless anyway

about?

doing a think

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seems good to me

brits say waht-toh and its disgusting!

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hey brett dont put too many erbs in the pawstah ok

Still laughing about that paddy that got his house robbed while he was on the couch immobilized and incapacitated on muscle relaxers.

pretty good summary of the female mind here

*wudder

>pretty good summary of the female mind here

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just pulled a girls hair out of my pubes

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t. pic related

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european trade law

i smell erbs and spices in here did ya get a pizza whats that erb smell i smell in here

arruh you sacddish, i'm a quadder scaddish!

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No less than I deserve

So this is what a spastic voice sounds like to you

>>pretty good summary of the female mind here

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listening to nasheeds

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free tay-k

The Ebon Flow

IN SCATLAND ON THE TOOB

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>when you’re 1/4 Irish, 1/4 black, 1/4 mestizo and 1/4 Jewish

a fucking harry potter studio tour ahahahahaha

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Why are muslim girls so pretty and nice?

ugly cunt

BHAHAHAHAHAHAH

they know their place

ow my gad jaden did you just jaywalk?

hates the english

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honestly astounded the first time I heard about this guy. he literally murdered two people, was dealing drugs and mugged about 5 people during his run from the police.
mental how accepting black americans are of crime that he has any fans at all

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>31
imagine aging like a brit

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bed time. got 12 big quilts to huddle under.

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cringe

americans have no culture

completely unedited photo

I don't need edited photos to show the world about your country

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12? Why

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brits itt

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hello ,

post the saddest song you know

comfy

the UK is in such rapid decline, must be grim living there

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Britpoors, how does one pronounce "Depeche"

No im not asking /fr/

Big fan of hairy fanny

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deh pesh

Da pesh

d'pesh

(' = schwa)

da pesce

Thank you

you too I guess

joe depeche

wonder what hearing wing bong ching chong bong outside of your window was like while posting this

most emotional classical piece I know
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helps to have listened to his other symphonies, but the gravity is there nonetheless.

i think its best i stop here, it would be too ill and rude of me to continue

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Yikes sweaty, who hurt you? Let's unpack this (if y'all can behave)

>the world will never have another Craig Mack
other rappers are simply dire in comparison

Gogetya fuckin shine box

i like "let's unpack this" and my opinions are usually right

this could have been you

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no it couldn't, I'm ugly

if you had been born attractive

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this guy is uglier, and worse off, than all of you.

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i don't like dogs though

I wasn't though so it couldn't have been

hello ethnic minority

>we managed to insert a once-divorced, BLACKED literal mutt into one of the most sacred and precious institutions of U.K. culture

How are we this good at covert foreign ops?British and Russian and intelligence agencies can't even come close

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back from toil

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more like white people are weirdly obsessed with dogs

yeah mate my life could have been the movie cinematic where i have like no problems whatsoever and im just a Chad living in Chadville across the street from James and across the street from Mike who all have beautiful families and dogs that simultaneously lick our faces that we share selfies of with eachother while we all live in a utopia after the bad guy(tm) get thwarted by the good guy(tm)
you fucking fat sad sack of lard

how did it go

good

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