Name stereotypes of your country that actually apply to you

I'm a fisherman, I'm conflict shy, and kind of introverted.

>Colombian
>misdemeanor in Texas for posession of drug paraphernalia

I like coffee. Also tried cocaine, but didnt do shit to me

I am a Muslim.

Classic Poland

I only speak one language efficiently. Learned French for 3 years and I can understand 90% of written but cant understand spoken at all.

I'm Armenian and I'm ugly and short and have curly hair, brown eyes and an ugly nose, I'm also hairy. But I'm pink.

Hey, you are not France.

>I hate gays and minorities
>I am less than 100% white
Retard alert.

I'm egocentric

My face is stone cold in any public space

i am a kang

I am a mutt.

i'm stupid

i'm fat

I'm chill as fuck

i'm you

woah, same

Bet you have a nice simle :)
fat, short, brown and BIG moustache.

I am brown, 1.76cm and have a mustache but no beard

I’m kinda fat

I eat Tacos everyday

I keep people in my basement

yeah its to be expected, spoken french is all fucked up

I have no problem making comments to total strangers in public

I'm rich

Basé et furtif-pilulé.

We're not relevant enough to have stereotypes.

I have an Uncle Bruce

You'll always be "not quite russia" in my book.

I go out every weekend

I own a parrot. His name is Ronaldo

Love horses and bows
I'm kinda alcoholic
I'm racist
I thought about emigrating to western europe multiple times
I'm a bit obese
Played with the idea of suicide (but never too seriously)

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Im fat
I speak english fluently but with the classic "rally car accent'
'ate the svensk
'ate the ivans
luv me some eesti

I suffer from severe depression and I have Bulimarexia

Shit it's the samoan again. E mafai ona 'oe tautala i le fa'aSamoa? Ou te fia a'o I le gagana.

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I hate europe, they are niggers.

I bang sheeps ;).

I am blond and blue eyed, I'm also relatively wealthy for my age.

'ate hurris
'ate russhit
not rayciss, just don't like em'
simple as

Go fuck yourself subhuman

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I can be loud while speaking.
I blaspheme a lot.
I love pastizzi.
I get angry very quickly.

wow janny you sure are seething today

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Just want war against finnshits already. Cant wait.

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wait are you trying to insult me with that picture?

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I'm a pizzaiolo lmao

Dunno, you tell me

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I'm a heroin addict
I've been shot at
I eat insanely large portions of ridiculously unhealthy foods everyday (lanklet as fuck at least)
I can only speak English
I love football, but not futbol (played it alot growing up though)

>rally car accent
Based a f

I'm useless

I "MUH HERITAGE" hard(mostly because my parents are 1st gen immigrants)
I own guns
I I hate communists unironically
I almost shot up my school during senior year
I consume too much unhealthy food on a regular basis(despite this I'm somehow only 61kg)
I am pretty good at CSGO and DotA but if I play LAN against people not from NA I suck donkey dick

I physically dont know how to smile properly

VFP

I'm hairy

>rally car accent'
?

My hairline is starting to worry me. I might get into trouble soon
t. 24

I'm actually poor and don't speek english freely.

>i dont like dealing with strangers and will avoid you and cut you of with a short hmmmmumbleyeah if you try to talk to me
>but i become hypersocial if i drink

Search "up in the ass of Timo" on youtube

Im 20 and im already balding

Im a mutt

I'm bisexual

I’m terrified of interacting with people i don’t know

I smell plebbit

I eat bread and cheese almost everyday
I'm arrogant and elitist
I live in Paris and go the museums several times a month

I am fat and call other countries on this board mutts even though I'm "Italian" and "German" with an Irish surname.

I'm sorry, Scottish, which ticks off another American stereotype.

I'm fucking stupid and I often disagree for the sake of disagreeing

I'm Starving

i'm a subhuman

Do you atleast have a big dick?

crooked teeth
drink lots of tea
alcoholic

I have extremely awful body odor

But I'm pretty sure it's the case for almost all anons here

Alcoholic parents
Divorced parents
Swear a lot but as a figure of speech not because I'm angry or anything
Poor family
Lazy as a fuck but if I have an obligation I can't to it half assed

Actually I'm more of a non-russian than I am russian, but I still found a few

I am a lazy freckled incompetent monkey faced man with many brothers and sisters who seeks to do nothing but revelry and making things difficult for WASPs

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I have a beard

How are either of those bad

Based

I'm tall, bike everywhere, love cheese and generally a smug asshole.

Based

I smoke weed every day.

>Chihuahua
>dog
pick one

i eat paprika/sausage almost every day

borderline autistic

Ayylmao

I eat pasta every day twice per day.
Other than this i'm a workagolic blue eyed southutalian and i hate litterally everyone who's not from my city

I unironically greet random people with the phrase "G'day Mate"

>alcoholic
>slightly racist
>want to emigrate to western Europe

That's all I can think of.