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is your union any good lads?

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reminder to sign if you love your country

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no but the union of my willy and your mums arse was very good for both parties

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what if i proposed an end to the two party system? we could form some form of coalition

what you sticking your willy up my bum while my willy is up your mums bum? Not so sure about that.

dont you believe in britain?

its the most pleasure a man can experience from a sexual act

Depends, who am I in this situation? Lib Dems or Labour

woah mate im not just gonna rag my mum, even if its the will of the people

why isn't she wearing a bra

If the people gave you a mandate to do it you bloody well better had get on with it.

Nicola Cage

I already signed it yesterday

respect the willy of the people

Genuinely grim. Looks like a pig
Who told women this look looks good

*grabs your sack and gives it a twist*

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Sucking a golf ball

oh sound carry on then

wake up diego and post a choon

massaman curry don't mind if I do

Far-Right: Share there opinions with 16 year olds and 60 year olds. Never worked in practice.
Far-Left: 150 years of Trade Union battles, Revolution, and Social Democracy

Went to the museum, sad Damien Hirst exhibit

This entire thing is made of dead flies

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noice

put a bag over her head

You don’t want to fuck Bilal?

can she cook and clean?

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NO ONE FUCKING CARES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

nothing more disgusting than dyed hair where you can see the dark roots and eyebrows

>1 in 500 Japanese women are pornstars
What the fuck

bit odd
dont remember asking

I reckon Emma Watson’s farts stink.

Thank GOD it's FRIDAY

>get btfo so hard on some reddit that you decide the only solution is to dress up as a woman

howling

Would

and it's almost time for homealone

no

She's pretty

Speak of the devil!!!

Interesting

Wonder what the new sion sono film with nic cage will be like

wish there was a pill i could take where i would be pushing out poos for an hour or so that way i could just sit on the toilet reading for longer

Synchronicity...

I wish I could go to U.K some day.

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For me it's laying in bed all day listening to ts eliot audiobooks

>cycle into work
>as soon as I arrive a sheen of sweat emerges on my body

rrreeeeeeee

Hey dudes

Its youre old mate gus here

Sorry i hadnt checked in for a while... me and the missus had been busy with moving

But youve got my complete attention now folks

Regards
gus

Is this why it's called shitposting

that’s why i wear a special cycling shirt and change in the toilets

mad what late stage capitalism makes of a man

Deleting myself from the world lads

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Shagged a fat black prozzie yesterday, took dog for a walk this morning, cracked open a tin of Stella, shall enjoy this last day off by blog posting to wind up our resident freak

Maslow's hierarchy of needs predicted this

>that’s why i wear a special cycling shirt and change in the toilets

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Can’t look at an attractive woman without thinking “hmmm, I wonder what her farts smell like.” My emmaposting has affected the way I think.

aye

dont let your dreams be dreams

>cracked open a tin of Stella
at 9?

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its only morning if you sleep lad wahey

Me and the gf going out to the art centre this evening. They have a great photography exhibition on the rehabilitation of Ugandan child soldiers.

Probably grab a quick tapas after and sink a couple glasses of the ol' vino

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the citoid can not understand not being packed in a tin of sardins like on a nigger ship

Thanks m8

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this is a safe place, you are loved and we want you to get well

come to anglesey

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Thoughts on kawaii culture?

They have showers at my toil
Truth be toldi only shower at gym and toil in order to keep my waterbill down.

there was no need for that n-word usage

prefer blunt trauma personally

Some good bait being posted itt

always keep a bit of rolled up toilet paper wedged between my arse cheeks. I call it a "manpon" like a tampon but it's got more uses than that. For example, it helps prevent sweat pooling and if you miss a spot whilst wiping, it cushions the blow. By the end of the day they're usually quite compressed and hard, i mostly end up giving it to my dog as a chew toy. she loves those little things

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{racist test}
eeny meany miney moe
catch a

negro

i have a pass

find this image quite unpleasant to look at
all those upturned knives are a lawsuit waiting to happen

nigger finna dabba toe

>always keep a bit of rolled up toilet paper wedged between my arse cheeks. I call it a "manpon"

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Bullet for my hoe

Gf just texted me 'this morning was... amazing {devil emoji}'

Which emoji should i send back? {smirking smiley} or just go straight to {aubergine}?

sti in high wycombe!

really more of a lebron man

just because you can doesn't mean you should

none you zoomer runt

They should deport 100, 000 people per year

I sent 'yh u wer {fire emoji}'