T-thank god for socialised healthcare , this operation will cost me $0 and I only had to wait 56 years!

of course op exageradet it, but depending on the procedure, the waiting lines are pretty big

My mother had to wait a week for a heart operation to cure her arhythmia. Oh the horror.
GFs mother had a triple bypass done to her in two days, but to be fair she did have a heart attack.

the longest I ever had to wait was 2 weeks. That was for a routine dentist appointment in a rural area

Well good for you I had to wait two weeks to just see a doctor in a big city

yeah bc this is commom and simple.
try scheduling a complex surgery

>have never paid taxes in my life
>broke my arm and nose by "accident"
>go to the nearest hospital
>"hey mister )))doctor((( help me please"
>they fix it for free
>they give you a pack of painkillers if something bad happen
>*a month later*
>"hello there user, your fixed nose doesn't seem right to me, would you like to get )))free((( rhinoplasty"
>"all you have to do it sign this thingy and wait a week"
>"fuck yes )))doctor(((, i will be right back by the time"
>get your new and )))free((( nose job

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A Bulgarian woman living in London was told to wait a year for an operation to remove a benign tumor in her brain. The doctors hadn't even seen her scans made back in April. She returned to Bulgaria, had a scan checked after 35 minutes, and underwent a successful operation 3 days later

Nice.
Get your Gf to injure her breasts and teeth = free boob job and a perfect smile

I had brain surgery, everything was fine. An uncle passed out at home, went to the ER, they found he had heart problems and he got surgery the next day

>A Bulgarian woman
We're not talking about vets lad

>The NHS is dogshit
In other news water is wet

It's the other way around. You usually need to wait a while for elective surgery, but for life threatening stuff it goes pretty fast.

I don't think getting new boobs for free is an option but my dentist charges me nothing for bleaching and filling my teeth every year.

This happens all over the world in countries with socialized healthcare. Canada, UK, Netherlands. A friend of mine has a sister in Amsterdam, they told her to wait 5 months for dental work even though she was in serious pain. Just shrugged and told her to take painkillers

Doesn't Bulgaria have socialised healthcare?

>dentist charges me nothing for bleaching
Dafuq
Is Russia the promised land !?

Jordan

Oy vey, you can't just do that, that's COMMUNISM!
Seriously, free dental seems pretty ebin. Here only children get it for free, I think.

>Is Russia the promised land !?
Yes, if you're a retard who doesn't want to have a normal "westernized" life with normally functioning government.
I work "illegal" and get paid $210 officially and 100% guaranteed extra ~$500 as a bonus every month (just like 70% of the people in this country).
To understand it better, your bonuses at work aren't a subject for taxation
Well, it's free but you still have to wait a bit. For me it takes no longer than week or two.
If the problem is your wisdom teeth then they will be removed the exact day you go to the clinic.

ici

I just had knee surgery a couple months ago

>go to doctor with knee pain
>get checked out
>get x-ray within 15 minutes
>two doctors look it over
>cartilage problems
>get sent to specialist the day after
>he takes his own x-ray pics
>confirms it, I need surgery
>he books a time 3 days later
>walk in 3 days later
>they start preparing me for surgery
>done a few hours later
>rest in comfy room with 50" flat screen tv over night, watch HBO Nordic
>get awesome drugs and nice meals
>get both free wheelchair for a couple weeks and then crutches
>see cute physical therapist
>she massages my leg three times a week and helps me with my exercises

Cost? 20€ plus 1€ for a Pepsi Lime in the café.

>Pepsi Lime
Based.

It's very nice

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What was the €20 for?

based

Just the normal doctors fee. It's the same no matter what you do, brain surgery or removing a splinter from your toe. It's 20€.

>why yes, I do want to implement a policy that works on 40 million people to a country that has 360 million people, how could tell?

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If only there were also private healthcare places where you can go and pay to get care immediately.

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Wish we had this to stop the spastics with a cold clogging up A&E

No really, the annual obligatory contribution is like $50 which barely covers a scan or two and you have to pay for almost everything

You know, there's people here complaining over the 20€ kek.
>"""b--but it's supposed to be free!?!?!""
Idiots.

>5 months for dental work
Depends heavily on the dentist, there are a few at each hospital, should've just gone there

It also caps out at like 100€ within 12 months, so the rest is free

Woah, there.
The big meme right now in the US presidential election is "Medicare for All" as our NHS. How likely do you guys think this is?

Easily doable but not very likely because of the irrational fear of islamic gommunists

The president would get Kennedy'd by big pharma before you could say "ban circumcision"

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