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My dad has been mistaken for a paki by niggers a couple times because he has dark hair and tans well

all the pakis ive seen are mostly light skinned

Of course, I'm 100% Germanic but people keep insisting I look like a turk. It's frustrating.

Well my dad is white, even with a tan he's still relatively light skinned. But he has hair dark as a raven and nogs have 2 digit IQ.

Is this another crypto gay sex thread?

me too, except I am an even uglier east african nigger

Yeah hispanic but I'm 100% northern european 0% Iberian, native or black.

do you have black hair and brown eyes?
yeah, i have a lot of japanese friends who get mistaken for chinese or filipino all the time

He wants the other poster to shoot a massive load on him.

no, just a thread for 2nd-3rd generation immigrants to vent their frustration

>because he has dark hair and tans well
Isnt that typical of Southern French?

I'm blond and I have blue eyes

Odd for people to mistake you as Turk. Is it frustrating or have you gotten used to it?

>be me
>8 year old white kid
>tan very easily
>playing in the sun all day every day because it was the 90s so I was tanned as fuck
>NAIDOC week rolls around (week long observance of Aboriginal culture)
>teacher pulls me aside in class
>"user, don't forget you and the other indigenous children will be going to NAIDOC celebrations later today"
>stare at her blankly, confused
>"you know, to learn about your history and culture"
>"...miss, I'm not aboriginal"
>she laughs "user, its ok. You can be proud of who you are"
>"but miss I'm not abor-"
>she walks away
>spend rest of the afternoon eating earth-oven baked kangaroo and watching abos dance and play the didgeridoo with the black kids who were confused why I was there
Was pretty fun desu

i live in france and there a lot of people mistaken me for a turk

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>inb4 you were a lost generation abo this entire time

my best friend was algerian and i remember mistaking him for a syrian

>his mum looked like pic related

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Have any Romani anons ever been mistaken for Indian/Punjabi?

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Fuck man, maybe. I don't have remotely any abo features though, and I'm regular complexion if I stay out of the sun long enough.

Yeah but he's not from the south

OwO

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I have been mistaken for wh*Te.

maybe its because im pale as fuck
and got a little fat ,one year ago

I have the complexion of that guy from captain phillips unironically, I think id rather be abo at this point

That's quite odd, a lot of my Anglo friends get really olive skinned when they're super tanned.

lmao are you east African

yes im Sarmatian an shiet

Stop posting your nipples you sperg

yes I look like this man on google, my friends haunt me with this photo

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East Africans have such a distinctive look.

My dad is the same and his dad is an Englishman. Both of them have had lots of skin cancers cut out of them though. Good things to look forward to I guess.

I'm not asian but int keeps calling me that. I don't really care though.

You have to go back to Europe, Australia's only get going to get hotter which will increase the risk of skin cancer

Yeah it's pretty fucked. I was 1 in 3 Australians will get skin cancer when I was a kid. It's closer to 1 in 2 now. Anglo skin wasn't meant for this shit.

The upper half of the country is similar to algeria with light skins nowadays

>It's closer to 1 in 2 now.
Sorry I meant its closer to 2 in 3 now.

But you are Asian though. :)
I don't think it's too much of a big deal though, most of Australia's quite modernised and everyone could just stay inside their homes, unless you're an abo

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where do we vent 2nd-3rd generation immigrants

vent them into the woodchipper

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Are you the hmongoloid? Why does your DNA test say chink, does 23andme not have hmongoloid samples?

Leb
Got called a t*rk once

It's grouped up with mainland China samples

Lebanese people are so white, you guys might as well be European. Also your food tastes great

Even if I'm half fenno-swede?

All of your Asian genetics went into your twinkish body

Sure but some girls seem to like lean men.

Yeah retards often keep mistaking me as a human when I'm a god
*Dabs*

Not if they're manlet height :(

Lean + muscular definition is all you need. Mass building gymcels are all a bunch of ugly fucks that think they can lift their face away.

Based

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I need to build more muscle, I'm terrible at dieting and remembering to eat

I'm completely average height.
I'm still a bit too skinny for my liking but bulking up has been really easy for me.

you better be a viking BVLL

>thread is dying
>mfw no more int friends to talk to

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i get accused of being non-white all the time

are you full white or half?

get help you desperate fuck